Hugh Jackman named his penis

- Hugh Jackman named his penis “James Roger.” Well, I’m sold on Wolverine now. Who’s with me? [Allie is Wired]

- George Clooney is testifying in Cindy Crawford’s husband sexual harassment case. If it’s a lady judge, here’s the verdict: SEX-TASTIC! Followed by a lengthy mistrial. [PopSugar]

- Kate Walsh dating Private Practice co-star Paul Adelstein. I’m assuming this is juicy news, but then again I tried to get drunk off Scope this morning. Read into that however you like. [ICYDK]

- Jon Hamm is apparently super dreamy in person and nice as hell to boot. Hey, Draper, other people are working their asses off lowering expectations. I don’t clip coupons for Olive Garden for my health! [Best Week Ever]

- Eminem has another new video that suddenly that has something to do with murdering McDonald’s employees, Kim Kardashian and Hannah Montana. So, yes, he’s still basically Weird Al. [Videogum]

- Madonna’s publicist pretty much lies about everything. No matter how trivial the news, she’ll tell you the exact fucking opposite. Which is why I’ll be calling her later to say that Madonna is a normal human being who doesn’t eat children. [Jezebel]

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