- Rihanna and Jay-Z have dinner together, and most likely discuss how badly to fuck Chris Brown’s career. Survey says “Right in the anus!” [Just Jared]
George Clooney loves the ladies. Even ones who were in elementary school during his run on E.R. The man’s a hero, folks. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kelis files for divorce from Nas while carrying his baby. Hey, on the bright side, he won’t have to cut the umbilical cord. :D …. This is why I don’t work at Hallmark anymore. [Radar Online]
- Mel Gibson apparently pissed off all of Hollywood by bringing his mistress to the premiere of Wolverine. Dammit, Mel, it was supposed to be a classy affair about a guy who stabs people in the face with his claw hands. But noooo, you had to be a dick. [Celebslam]
- Kelly McGillis of Top Gun fame comes out of the closet thus proving Tom Cruise is contagious. [Pink is the new Blog]
- Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s marriage actually made it an entire year. I don’t even think Nostradamus could’ve predicted that one. Then again, he doesn’t even know what a Nick Cannon is, but honestly, who does? [I'm Not Obsessed]
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U SUCK.
Objection sustained | May 1, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Bla bla bla APES bla bla bla OBAMA bla bla bla INNER CITIES DESTROYED bla bla bla DRUGS TO OUR CHILDREN bla bla bla etc.
Classy | May 1, 2009 at 5:01 pm
HONESTLY, J’Z'S CAMEL FACE ASS NEEDS TO WORRY ABOUT HIS WIFE HAVING UNQUESTIONABLE CHEMISTRY WITH OTHER DUDES. HE IS ONE TO TALK, HE HAS BEAT PLENTY OF WOMEN IN HIS LIFE, I FIND IT STRIKING THAT HE HAS TAKEN AN EXTREME INTEREST IN RIHANNA……BEYONCE, YOU MIGHT WANT KEEP UP WITH YOUR MAN
#2, YOU STRIKE ME AS POOR WHITE TRASH, I GUESS IT WAS DEVASTATING TO KNOW YOU GRANDFATHER LOVED HIS AFRICAN AMERICAN MISTRESS AND YOUR HALF AFRICAN AMERICAN BROTHER AND SISTERS GOT ALL OF HIS TIME, GUESS WHAT B*TCH, HE KNEW THE BERRY IS SOOO MUCH SWEETER ON THE OTHER SIDE! GET OVER BI*TCH!
miggs | May 1, 2009 at 5:05 pm
The picture is priceless. Maybe Chris Brown beat Rihanna because she rips the most rancid farts on earth.
Objection sustained | May 1, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Sarcasm, Classy. Sarcasm. I love African Americans, the Double A’s, Afcan Amcans, whatever you call them. George Washington Carver, for example.
post my post | May 1, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Yay fish you posted the Kelly McGillis story!
Rick | May 1, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Kelly McGillis is a classic lesbian. When she was young and not sure of her sexual orientation, she looked and acted hot. Now she’s sure she’s a lesbian…and she looks and acts harsh and angry. I just hope some guy truly enjoyed sexually traumatizing her when she was young, because otherwise, she’s just a waste.
you smell like feet | May 1, 2009 at 5:23 pm
How awful! The poor patrons who had to attempt to eat in close proximity to two of the butt ugliest people on earth
Joe Blow | May 1, 2009 at 5:52 pm
LMAO… in picture one the bitch on the right is like “GodDAMN, what’s that nasty fucking smell??? Yo Ranna, you bust a stinky up in this bitch?”
the world according to ROUGH! | May 1, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Wow Kelly Macgayllis huh? she did appear to be a little rough around the edges in those movies!
Dan | May 1, 2009 at 7:04 pm
3 is Kanye West.
asdf | May 1, 2009 at 7:38 pm
AND CHRIS’S CAREER SHOULD BE MESSED OVER BECAUSE HE FOUGHT RIHANNA BACK?? SHE SHOULD NOT GO TO ANGER MANAGEMENT AND LEARN TO STOP HITTING ON MEN WITH 5 RINGS ON HER HAND WHILE SHE’S DOING IT? AND JAY-Z IS THE ONE THAT GOT CHRIS BROWN THE ENDORSEMENT DEAL WITH WRIGLEY’S…SO HE HAS INTEREST IN CHRIS’S CAREER ALSO. WHY IS IT THAT YOU ALL AND THE REST OF MAJORITY AMERICA HAS PAINTED THIS DECENT KID TO BE A WOMAN BEATER AND MONSTER…LIKE YOU ALL HAVEN’T MADE MISTAKES BEFORE…LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE RINGS RIHANNA HAD ON THAT NIGHT AND SEE IF YOU WOULD HAVE TAKEN HER SLAPPING ON YOU..FOR THE 2ND TIME..
asdf | May 1, 2009 at 7:38 pm
AND CHRIS’S CAREER SHOULD BE MESSED OVER BECAUSE HE FOUGHT RIHANNA BACK?? SHE SHOULD NOT GO TO ANGER MANAGEMENT AND LEARN TO STOP HITTING ON MEN WITH 5 RINGS ON HER HAND WHILE SHE’S DOING IT? AND JAY-Z IS THE ONE THAT GOT CHRIS BROWN THE ENDORSEMENT DEAL WITH WRIGLEY’S…SO HE HAS INTEREST IN CHRIS’S CAREER ALSO. WHY IS IT THAT YOU ALL AND THE REST OF MAJORITY AMERICA HAS PAINTED THIS DECENT KID TO BE A WOMAN BEATER AND MONSTER…LIKE YOU ALL HAVEN’T MADE MISTAKES BEFORE…LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE RINGS RIHANNA HAD ON THAT NIGHT AND SEE IF YOU WOULD HAVE TAKEN HER SLAPPING ON YOU..FOR THE 2ND TIME..
plover | May 2, 2009 at 5:30 am
OMG THATS ONE HOT BODYGUARD! shes hotter than rihanna i want to see more.
ishi-san | May 2, 2009 at 11:35 am
The girl on the right of Rihanna looks like she is going to beat her any minute as well!
what | May 3, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Chris Brown a “decent” kid…you fucking moron! Any so-called man who strikes a woman is a WORM and needs an ass kicking!
Laurent | May 4, 2009 at 12:45 am
Jay-Z stay away of them and stay with Beyoncé !
Rihanna take a Bra ,you look like bitch so !
Chris Brwon go to jail ,no one beat womans idiot !
Beyoncé keep doing great records so ! love the last one “Helo”
thats all for now !
notfunny | May 4, 2009 at 2:24 am
everyone knew mcgilis was gay, she didnt ooze sensuality in her 80s movies, she looked uncomfortable like a lesbo would be with tom
Gems | May 5, 2009 at 8:52 pm
i have it on good authority from a hair & makeup artist friend of mine who worked on ocean’s 12 that a certain mr. C is actually gay, and has had a boyfriend (hiding in the background) for a long time now. Just sayin’… ;)
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