Lindsay Lohan sued for stealing spray tan formula

July 7th, 2009 // 15 Comments

- Lindsay Lohan is being sued for allegedly stealing the formula for her tanning spray Sevin Nyne. So let me get this straight, people believe Lindsay Lohan invented her own tanning spray? Wait, the secret ingredient’s coke isn’t it? Now I get it. [PopSugar]

- Angelina Jolie ventures out amongst us. The little people. [Lainey Gossip]

- Sharon Stone was detained by police after fighting with a flight attendant Sunday. Hey! Nobody messes with the kindly folk who serve me booze on a plane. Where’s my gun? [Celebslam]

- Kevin Federline maintains his unbelievable fatness by eating french fries in France. French fries. In France. Sort of puts his whole relationship with Britney in perspective, doesn’t it? They’re the same. [Pink is the New Blog]

- Paris Hilton is still talking about that time she had drunken sex with Cristiano Ronaldo on her sister’s couch. You’d think she’d at least mention the part where Nicky flipped out and lit the whole thing on fire taking out half the block. C’mon. [I'm Not Obsessed]

- Katie Holmes attended a casting call to find a “mini-Katie Holmes” for her new movie. Doesn’t she live with one already? Goes by the name of “Tom.” [Just Jared]

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  1. nikki

    RAW;KRRWFIRST??

  2. mj

    She has been testing this on MJ for years now…. the coke is a fantastic whitening agent.

    Though LiLo would be screwed if her nose fell off like MJ’s did…… how would she hoover up all those white lines?

  3. Fuckaduck

    This cunt stole the world’s supply of freckles & hanging pussy lips, based on what I’ve seen

  4. judy - heavy judy

    K-Fed….. more like Overfed to me.

    Fat ass prick with little to no talent.

  5. susan

    Why the hell would anyone want their skin to look like Lindsays’?

  6. JMART5

    i think she looks ok. she needs to eat some trans fat but given her star power and visibility (papz pics not movies) I think she looks great…I like freckles!!

  7. JMART5's lover

    JMART5…… i bet you do like freckles… the chocolate type.

    Lindsay should dump the box munching charade and get some meat in her diet, then her skin would simply glow.

  8. captain america

    I wonder: WHEN WILL THIS BETRAY STOP, folks?
    ……………when she’s in a plastic bag?

  9. Rhialto

    Before there was a missing necklace.That’s funny.

  10. Darth

    The Dark Side is calling you Lindsay Lohan!

  11. bmose

    Wilmer DESTROYED this bitch and made her mental. Stay away girls, Fez will ruin you for all men.

  12. Oh Lindsay, when are you gonna stop ruining your name? You’re pretty and all. What’s the matter with you? Can’t you be a good model for other youths?

  13. I think she looks fine. He needs something to eat trans fats, but its star power and visibility films (not papz pics) I think she looks great … I like freckles!

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