Lindsay Lohan sued for stealing spray tan formula

- Lindsay Lohan is being sued for allegedly stealing the formula for her tanning spray Sevin Nyne. So let me get this straight, people believe Lindsay Lohan invented her own tanning spray? Wait, the secret ingredient’s coke isn’t it? Now I get it. [PopSugar]

- Angelina Jolie ventures out amongst us. The little people. [Lainey Gossip]

- Sharon Stone was detained by police after fighting with a flight attendant Sunday. Hey! Nobody messes with the kindly folk who serve me booze on a plane. Where’s my gun? [Celebslam]

- Kevin Federline maintains his unbelievable fatness by eating french fries in France. French fries. In France. Sort of puts his whole relationship with Britney in perspective, doesn’t it? They’re the same. [Pink is the New Blog]

- Paris Hilton is still talking about that time she had drunken sex with Cristiano Ronaldo on her sister’s couch. You’d think she’d at least mention the part where Nicky flipped out and lit the whole thing on fire taking out half the block. C’mon. [I’m Not Obsessed]

- Katie Holmes attended a casting call to find a “mini-Katie Holmes” for her new movie. Doesn’t she live with one already? Goes by the name of “Tom.” [Just Jared]