Britney Spears wears a bra and other Michael Jackson-less news items

June 26th, 2009 // 42 Comments

- Nick Lachey dumped Vanessa Minillo because she’s a gold-digger. Wait. Nick Lachey has money? [Celebslam]

- Anne Hathaway has to look damn fine to C-3PO. [Lainey Gossip]

- Madonna’s new Louis Vuitton ad looks just like her. If she was a perfectly porcelain doll who didn’t have the sinewy arms of a zombie. [The Blemish]

- Robert Pattinson reveals he wouldn’t be anywhere without Twilight. I’m going to assume this was an interview for People Who Just Woke Up From a Coma Weekly. [ICYDK]

- Jon Gosselin took his wedding ring off! Somebody alert CNN I just found their entire weekend’s programming. [Just Jared]

- Johnny Depp never watches his own movies once he’s done filming. That would explain the 25 minute, awkwardly edited butt sex scene in Public Enemies. I’m joking! It’s only 10 minutes. [PopSugar]

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  1. inyoface

    first!!!!

  2. abby

    2ND!

    I like that outfit.

  3. abby

    2ND!

    I like that outfit.

  4. Melissa

    Wow…she looks great!

  5. Darth

    Hello y’all!

  6. Christina

    Britney, Britney, Britney…
    Just, uh, not quite the same…

  7. Galtacticus

    Where ma wifey?

  8. Tina

    she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
    sugarmommameet.com. it is a site for rich women to date charming and handsome men.. spoil and support them.

  9. Juan

    Aw WTH Brit? Whats with this bra-wearing shit? They want to be free, I wnt them to be free. Please release them and flaunt your hot lil ass around town like youve always done.

  10. Juan

    Aw WTH Brit? Whats with this bra-wearing shit? They want to be free, I wnt them to be free. Please release them and flaunt your hot lil ass around town like youve always done.

  11. Yuck

    My god… she’s actually wearing a bra & not flashing her snatch. What is this world coming to…

  12. Booyya!

    Too bad she didn’t suffer a heart attack as well!

  13. Kiss, Kiss, Kiss, Kiss

    She’s pretty and she’s “The Queen of Pop.”

  14. gone but never forgotten

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  15. tromba

    Those are some serious skull-crusher thighs. Nothing sexier than a dancer’s legs!

  16. Wearing a bra, no daisy dukes, and her feet are covered!? Now I’m pissed! Where’s the Katy Perry, or Lady Nuh-uh snaps at?

  17. tromba

    Booyya!:

    You are sick. Any chance of your feeble brain getting the way of your mouth, ever?

  18. Mariano

    She’s so fucking frustrating! Now that her body is hot again, I wish she’d just do her hair properly (washing it wouldn’t hurt) and maybe applying just a little makeup wouldn’t hurt?

  19. captain america

    the truth is out: “HOLLYWOOD” MAKES PEOPLE INSANE, folks!!
    ………….look here.

  20. dk

    Its about time to conclude Nick is a fag and has zero bedroom skills, unless a mans involved.

  21. How cute does she look? And number 14, that’s kinda creepy.

  22. cool

    God bless Michael Jackson in the heaven.Best withes to his family.It’s said he had a profile in the
    == Milli ona ire chats C/o/m==. many people are praying for him and mourning there. let’s join them and recall all his life.

  23. Courtyardpigeon

    Amazing legs.

  24. Phones, legs, phones, arrr!

  25. @ comment 14 Nice one!

  26. valaki

    this woman has no style and she doesn’t know a thing about fashion. anyway she got back her body and looks hot

  27. valaki

    this woman has no style and she doesn’t know a thing about fashion. anyway she got back her body and looks hot

  28. Rhialto

    Recently Britney Spears has returned in the list of hot celebitches.It’s the choice of the folks and we respect that.I’ll guess she’s backy.

  29. Nero

    Hey y’all! I’m backy!

  30. Darth

    I dunno what she doing in pic 3,4 and 5 but i guess it’s instant Pilatus?

  31. Boogeyman King Dong

    Don’t forget to take a protein shot after the exercises!

  32. Gando

    @32 The reason why the best toned women are most successful.

  33. Min

    Wow she has great legs!
    @14 that’s impressive but someone has too much time on their hands…

  34. RtSS

    Britney has lost much of that baby fat, her legs are looking toned and defined. For that, I will reward her with a good long schrogging with my schlong. I know Britney is adventurous enough to take it up the poopchute. And with the thighs and ass tone of a dance, she can squeeze me tight. I will top it off with giving her a guzzle of my protein shake as I stare at those beautiful Britney eyes.

  35. lori

    Johnny Depp needs to update the greasy 90′s hairdo. He was a good actor in the 90′s before he got all full of himself.

  36. emily

    Do not tease me with promises of Depp and Bale buttsex. I will be brutally let down when there isn’t any. …but there still might be, right?

  37. maria

    she actually looks hot and classy…she should dress like that more often….

  38. RtSS

    I want to have hard drivein’, hot and sweaty butt sex with Britney. I want to feel the clinch of her poopchute around my schlong as I ram it into her. Her little whimpers begging me for more. Britney I love you again, now that you are not the crazy lunatic, cheetos swilling, umbrella wielding 259 lbs pyscho you once were.

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