Britney Spears wears a bra and other Michael Jackson-less news items

The Superficial / June 26, 2009

- Nick Lachey dumped Vanessa Minillo because she’s a gold-digger. Wait. Nick Lachey has money? [Celebslam]

- Anne Hathaway has to look damn fine to C-3PO. [Lainey Gossip]

- Madonna’s new Louis Vuitton ad looks just like her. If she was a perfectly porcelain doll who didn’t have the sinewy arms of a zombie. [The Blemish]

- Robert Pattinson reveals he wouldn’t be anywhere without Twilight. I’m going to assume this was an interview for People Who Just Woke Up From a Coma Weekly. [ICYDK]

- Jon Gosselin took his wedding ring off! Somebody alert CNN I just found their entire weekend’s programming. [Just Jared]

- Johnny Depp never watches his own movies once he’s done filming. That would explain the 25 minute, awkwardly edited butt sex scene in Public Enemies. I’m joking! It’s only 10 minutes. [PopSugar]

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