Jeff Goldblum is NOT DEAD. Also, other stuff.

June 25th, 2009 // 25 Comments

- Dane Cook and other opportunists glom onto Michael Jackson’s death. [Just Jared]

- LeAnn Rimes vagina apparently has magical powers and lands Eddie Cibrian a role on CSI: Miami. [Lainey Gossip]

- Paris Hilton’s hotel room in Dubai was bugged with a hidden camera. I guarantee whoever was on the other end has already died of itchiness. [Celebslam]

- Heidi & Spencer’s Pizza Hut commercial gets canned. Turns out Pizza Hut wants to stay in business after all. Smart move. [Pink is the New Blog]

- Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are still alive. If anyone cares. No? Moving on. [PopSugar]

- Adriana Lima wants to constantly pump out babies. Wow, this is easily the saddest news I’ve heard all day. No, really, it’s gonna be hard to top that. [I’m Not Obsessed.]

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  1. Lindsay

    I agree w/ 14, I want to know what the goldblum news is, and why there’s a person in a tub eating pizza.

  2. Galtacticus

    That looks very,very good.That’s a very elegant looking pizza.

  3. Rhialto

    Did somebody forget his camera?

  4. Nero

    Oops!

  5. captain america

    ………………….BON APPETITE!!

  6. Ananana

    @15, TheSuperficialWriter was too busy posting about bikinis to report on actual celeb GOSSIP. (yes, i’ve done it again)

  7. gho

    Adriana Lima looks like a dude. I honestly don’t know how she gets all this attention. Maybe she appeals to the latent homosexuality in most men. I dunno.

  8. annie

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  9. JPRichardson

    …that’s Katy Perry in the bathtub.

  10. John Johnson

    I”m so happ that Jeff Goldblum didn’t die. His version of James Bond was teh best ever!

  11. uh

    This is the most confusing quickie post ever. The title and the picture aren’t explained.

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