Jeff Goldblum is NOT DEAD. Also, other stuff.

- Dane Cook and other opportunists glom onto Michael Jackson’s death. [Just Jared]

- LeAnn Rimes vagina apparently has magical powers and lands Eddie Cibrian a role on CSI: Miami. [Lainey Gossip]

- Paris Hilton’s hotel room in Dubai was bugged with a hidden camera. I guarantee whoever was on the other end has already died of itchiness. [Celebslam]

- Heidi & Spencer’s Pizza Hut commercial gets canned. Turns out Pizza Hut wants to stay in business after all. Smart move. [Pink is the New Blog]

- Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are still alive. If anyone cares. No? Moving on. [PopSugar]

- Adriana Lima wants to constantly pump out babies. Wow, this is easily the saddest news I’ve heard all day. No, really, it’s gonna be hard to top that. [I’m Not Obsessed.]

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