Spencer Pratt is told about himself. Musically.

June 24th, 2009 // 36 Comments

- Angelina Jolie wants to be president. Well, we elected a black guy, so why not a quasi-incestuous blood amulet-wearing child collector? It’s time, America. It’s time. [Celebslam]

- Jonathan Rhys Meyers arrested for drunkenly assaulting an airport bartender who cut him off. — I’m failing to see the crime here. [The Blemish]

- Paris Hilton is tired of the Cristiano Ronaldo which now she says are completely made-up. Yes, because clearly the paparazzi caused all our eyes to see a clear as fuck picture of her flashing her snizz at Ronaldo in a club. Those devious bastards! [ICYDK]

- Audrina Patridge’s solo reality show is picked up by MTV. I’m going to assume she’ll be in a bikini the entire time unless their goal is to lose a shit-ton of money by boring their audience into comas. [PopSugar]

- Johnny Depp at the premiere of Public Enemies. For all the ladies who can’t figure out what the deal is with Robert Pattinson. [Lainey Gossip]

- Isabel Lucas reportedly out-hots Megan Fox in the new Transformers movie. I’ll be the judge of that – when it hits HBO. Don’t forget to remind me. [Just Jared]

Thanks to Emily for the video that, while humorous, involved two minutes and 55 seconds too much of Spencer’s face..

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  1. mirroredcactus

    Megan Fox definitely wins in hotness on Rise of the Fallen!!!

  2. Venom

    Required, Spencer would be a better human being than you, loser.

  3. dfgdfg

    wow, that’s pretty lame to ride spencer and heidi’s (of all people) coat tails to get famous.

  4. Quinn

    Johnny Depp’s teeth look like orange tic-tacs.

  5. PRATT JUST EARNED COOL POINTS!!!

  6. So.
    # 6 Mr Binkwad.
    What you twying to sway here exactwee ?
    Inside job ?

  7. Gabe

    Wow, I don’t know what’s douchier: this horrible corny ass song, someone writing a song about someone who wants nothing more than for people to talk about him, or Heidi and Spencer themselves.

    Either way, everybody loses.

  8. HE IS DEMENTED THESE DAYS, folks?

  9. Binky : Knee – Inside job – I must it admit – I `m still having a few problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure – that type of thing Americans don`t seem to comprehend concepts like gravity,but I`ve always loved their Marching Bands – that type of thing,
    Knee Ya Ha Ha : Oh

  10. Darth

    Helo folks me is Angelina Jolie and i’m goona be your president!

  11. Rhialto

    Ya right,she has a bit lack of IQ for that job.And you even don’t have to be That much a brainbox.

  12. Nero

    Who are those people in the clip?

  13. Grwaitt points all eveweebody .
    But much like Captain America – you re minor me 27 of Gerry Vanderberg at Vector Motors.
    Gerald …
    ¸So………
    Inside job …………

  14. rescue me

    #21/24/28 Fuck orrff, BINKY. Americans “comprehend concepts” like gravity a fuck of a lot more than you and your fellow freefall butthole theorists do. Come over here and let us dropkick your sorry 9/11 conspiracy ass and we’ll prove it. Let me know if a boot wedged up in your buttcrack is an inside-enough job for ya.

  15. Christina

    These Aryans make me embarrased to be human!
    I mean could Spencer be any more painfully blonde!?
    His facial hair is sick enducing!
    And Heidi is a clingy winey little bitch who is too dumb to see her boyfriend is a poisonous retarded excuse for a man!

  16. The Bisexual

    Are you seriously comparing Johnny Depp to the Twilight kid? C’MON. Depp has more talent in his little pinky than whats-his-nuts will be able to summon for himself in a lifetime. His acting diversity makes Depp sexy…not his prancing around shirtless or not bathing like some people.

  17. Megan

    Angelina Jolie has way more experience in foreign affairs than Palin. But then again, so do I, seeing as how I’ve had a passport for years that I’ve actually used. So I guess that’s not saying much. I’d vote for Angie — we’re fucked anyway, let a hot, smart woman lead the way.

    The Speidi rap was almost as annoying as Speidi. Almost.

  18. Ptentacle

    How can you afford HBO?

  19. Karen

    Isabel Lucas: significantly less hot than Megan Fox. Lucas’ head is weirdly large. It actually reminds me of first press photos for Tim Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland” where Helena Bonham Carter is the Queen of Hearts and they’ve digitally augmented her head.

    Compare: http://wearemoviegeeks.com/wp-content/alice-wonderland-carter.jpg

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