Britney Spears: Stateside and braless

June 23rd, 2009 // 32 Comments

- Robert Pattinson continues to film that movie that’s not about vampires. Until after the first test screening that is. [Lainey Gossip]

- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are the proud parents of twins. From another woman’s vagina. Awww yeah! [Pink is the New Blog]

- Kevin Federline owes the IRS a shit-ton of back taxes. And by Kevin I mean Britney because let’s be honest about who’s going to cover it. [Celebslam]

- Dakota Fanning obviously wasn’t having a light day. [The Blemish]

- Jenna Jameson doesn’t like being called “wide.” Human cock holster? Yes. Wide? Hell no. [ICYDK]

- Jon and Kate divorce episode set record ratings for the show. What can they exploit next? Got it! Sell Joel on the black market. That shit practically writes itself. [Just Jared]

- Lindsay Lohan was invited to the Transformers premiere last night. So, are they trying to jinx the movie? Some sort of tax write-off? I’m confused. [PopSugar]

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Comments (32)

  1. My Jong | June 23, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    Hey Britney farted, take a picture…

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  2. Silly | June 23, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    transformers looks good :]

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  3. Rasputins Liver | June 23, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    Ha!

    Notice the drink or food stain on her dress just to the right of her right udder?

    Man, ya can take the neanderbilly outta the country-ghetto, butchya can’t take the country-ghetto outta the neanderbilly…

    …or something like that.

    Anyways, Twatney Pig is her usual country-ghetto sloppy self.

    Hahahahaahahaahahaahaaaa!!!!

    .

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  4. Rasputins Liver | June 23, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    Ha!

    Notice the drink or food stain on her dress just to the right of her right udder?

    Man, ya can take the neanderbilly outta the country-ghetto, butchya can’t take the country-ghetto outta the neanderbilly…

    …or something like that.

    Anyways, Twatney Pig is her usual country-ghetto sloppy self.

    Hahahahaahahaahahaahaaaa!!!!

    .

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  5. so, so, ROUGH | June 23, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    Any pics of the duchess of derriere? i havent seen pics of kim in a while here…

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  6. Rasputins Liver | June 23, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    Hahahahaa!!

    Was laughin’ so hard I fucked up.

    The drink or food stain is to the LEFT of her right milk bag!

    Hahahahahahahahahaa!!!

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  7. Rasputins Liver | June 23, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    Hahahahaa!!

    Was laughin’ so hard I fucked up.

    The drink or food stain is to the LEFT of her right milk bag!

    Hahahahahahahahahaa!!!

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  8. Mister Bored | June 23, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    Her nips are pointing down to the floor now. And that makes me sad.

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  9. Mirror Image | June 23, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    She may be a sow, but who’s turning up here every time a pic emerges from the swill bucket? And who would give a shit to see your photos online?

    Take alook in the mirror and tell me which image looks like the real loser.

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  10. Mirror Image | June 23, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    She may be a sow, but who’s turning up here every time a pic emerges from the swill bucket? And who would give a shit to see your photos online?

    Take a look in the mirror and tell me which image looks like the real loser.

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  11. Rico | June 23, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    YaY for Braless Brit! We love ya!

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  12. Negotiator | June 23, 2009 at 10:05 pm

    Look at those fat knees. Ewwwww

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  13. RtSS | June 23, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    Boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies… Boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies…
    Time to MotorBoat those Boobies!!! WoooooooHoooo!!! Yippie Kai Yea!

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  14. me | June 23, 2009 at 10:34 pm

    I dont know where you losers think her tits should be, SHE DOSENT HAVE A BRA ON!!!!!!! If they were higher on there own, Bras would have never been invented, Thats what bras are for!!!!!!! To LIFT and SUPPORT, I’m quite sure most women would rather NOT wear them at all but they do for the look.

    By the way I think she looks Hot the way the dress looks as if it might fall off at any moment.

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  15. terminal | June 23, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    @14 I’m a guy and saying….THANK YOU.

    I swear half the commenters here are virgins who masturbate to Sears catalogs.
    Britney isn’t attractive in MY tastes but she’s far from gross. #9 said it best. Shes further than all of you are in life. I’m glad to see you’re content with being a loser.

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  16. Sport | June 23, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    Spent.

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  17. sahara | June 24, 2009 at 12:28 am

    listen, we all know the majority of the commenters here are virgins, that doesn’t need to be said. they wank to porn and to girls they will never get. its funny really cos when they grow up and realise they can’t have more than a fat slag who’s already had 3 kids from someone else they’ll see they were wasting all their time on the superficial slagging britney spears when they should have been working out in the gym! hilarious really.. we can only see it, they cant! :D

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  18. Rasputins Liver | June 24, 2009 at 12:47 am

    Hmm….

    ……another thing I noticed was check out Twatney in pic numero 4.

    I think that bitch is going bald for fuck’s sake!!

    And we all know about her legendary, infamous Stink-Foot problem. Can all ya’ll imagine Ms. Heffer pollutin’ the whole damn world in mere flip flops!!!

    Damn, man! Oughtta be a fuckin’ law!

    Whatta filthy country-ghetto ho.

    .

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  19. captain america | June 24, 2009 at 1:05 am

    ………AND THOSE NIPPLES ARE AS ALWAYS “SNIFFING” THE GROUND, folks!!

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  20. jaffer@google.com | June 24, 2009 at 2:23 am

    CANKLES!!!!

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  22. ROUGH daddy | June 24, 2009 at 8:15 am

    It will be a joyous occasion when she get a lift on those slinkies…

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  23. samburinya | June 24, 2009 at 10:28 am

    so lustful…

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  24. friendlyfires | June 24, 2009 at 11:03 am

    BRITNEY,NO BRA AND NO PANTIES!
    GENI-IOT!

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  25. Anon | June 24, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    Hold on.
    She needs a bra.
    Not every woman needs a bra that bad but she does.

    Clearly the women on here have similar saggy tits and seeing her is like a mirror image for them.

    Her nips are pointing far too south for her age or really any age below 60.
    Like the majority of posters on here we’ve seen enough real womens breast (don’t pretend everyone on here is a virgin, thats old) and sure they don’t look like we’d wish or like we see on the internet but they aren’t as bad as hers.

    She was the definition of every mans perfect woman and now she’s this.

    Going from what she was to what she is is too much of a change to ignore.
    Also this is a blog and everyone has their own opinion and is entitled to it.

    Tell me do you speak complimentary of everyone? especially men? No?
    Hypocrites.
    You don’t like what you read then boo hoo cry me a river and bugger off.

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  26. Jerry | June 24, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    More like bagged and clueless……..

    http://bootelicious.mybrute.com

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  27. ant | June 24, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    shes just asking to be sharked with that dress shes got on. *wink* *wink*

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  28. e | June 24, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    Oh, the downward-pointing nips.

    It’s nothing to do with her body image. Mothers suffer from sagging breasts, nobody cares.

    It’s a lack of simple respect not to make the general public have to bear unavoidable witness to her constant unkempt visage.

    I don’t want to have to look at anybody’s pubes sticking out of the waist of her pants, either.

    It’s rude. And, intentional, considering all it takes is a demi cup with adjustable straps to fix. We’re not asking her to invent one, just put one on.

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  29. Rhialto | June 24, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    I think Britney Spears lost a couple of pounds of weight.

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  30. Darth | June 24, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    Did her nipples shrink?

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  32. flash drive | May 21, 2010 at 2:12 am

    its funny really cos when they grow up and realise they can’t have more than a fat slag who’s already had 3 kids from someone else they’ll see they were wasting all.Tell me do you speak complimentary of everyone? especially men? No?
    Hypocrites.

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