Britney Spears: Stateside and braless

June 23rd, 2009 // 32 Comments

- Robert Pattinson continues to film that movie that’s not about vampires. Until after the first test screening that is. [Lainey Gossip]

- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are the proud parents of twins. From another woman’s vagina. Awww yeah! [Pink is the New Blog]

- Kevin Federline owes the IRS a shit-ton of back taxes. And by Kevin I mean Britney because let’s be honest about who’s going to cover it. [Celebslam]

- Dakota Fanning obviously wasn’t having a light day. [The Blemish]

- Jenna Jameson doesn’t like being called “wide.” Human cock holster? Yes. Wide? Hell no. [ICYDK]

- Jon and Kate divorce episode set record ratings for the show. What can they exploit next? Got it! Sell Joel on the black market. That shit practically writes itself. [Just Jared]

- Lindsay Lohan was invited to the Transformers premiere last night. So, are they trying to jinx the movie? Some sort of tax write-off? I’m confused. [PopSugar]

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  1. My Jong

    Hey Britney farted, take a picture…

  2. Silly

    transformers looks good :]

  3. Rasputins Liver

    Ha!

    Notice the drink or food stain on her dress just to the right of her right udder?

    Man, ya can take the neanderbilly outta the country-ghetto, butchya can’t take the country-ghetto outta the neanderbilly…

    …or something like that.

    Anyways, Twatney Pig is her usual country-ghetto sloppy self.

    Hahahahaahahaahahaahaaaa!!!!

    .

  4. Rasputins Liver

    Ha!

    Notice the drink or food stain on her dress just to the right of her right udder?

    Man, ya can take the neanderbilly outta the country-ghetto, butchya can’t take the country-ghetto outta the neanderbilly…

    …or something like that.

    Anyways, Twatney Pig is her usual country-ghetto sloppy self.

    Hahahahaahahaahahaahaaaa!!!!

    .

  5. Any pics of the duchess of derriere? i havent seen pics of kim in a while here…

  6. Rasputins Liver

    Hahahahaa!!

    Was laughin’ so hard I fucked up.

    The drink or food stain is to the LEFT of her right milk bag!

    Hahahahahahahahahaa!!!

  7. Rasputins Liver

    Hahahahaa!!

    Was laughin’ so hard I fucked up.

    The drink or food stain is to the LEFT of her right milk bag!

    Hahahahahahahahahaa!!!

  8. Mister Bored

    Her nips are pointing down to the floor now. And that makes me sad.

  9. Mirror Image

    She may be a sow, but who’s turning up here every time a pic emerges from the swill bucket? And who would give a shit to see your photos online?

    Take alook in the mirror and tell me which image looks like the real loser.

  10. Mirror Image

    She may be a sow, but who’s turning up here every time a pic emerges from the swill bucket? And who would give a shit to see your photos online?

    Take a look in the mirror and tell me which image looks like the real loser.

  11. Rico

    YaY for Braless Brit! We love ya!

  12. Negotiator

    Look at those fat knees. Ewwwww

  13. RtSS

    Boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies… Boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies…
    Time to MotorBoat those Boobies!!! WoooooooHoooo!!! Yippie Kai Yea!

  14. me

    I dont know where you losers think her tits should be, SHE DOSENT HAVE A BRA ON!!!!!!! If they were higher on there own, Bras would have never been invented, Thats what bras are for!!!!!!! To LIFT and SUPPORT, I’m quite sure most women would rather NOT wear them at all but they do for the look.

    By the way I think she looks Hot the way the dress looks as if it might fall off at any moment.

  15. terminal

    @14 I’m a guy and saying….THANK YOU.

    I swear half the commenters here are virgins who masturbate to Sears catalogs.
    Britney isn’t attractive in MY tastes but she’s far from gross. #9 said it best. Shes further than all of you are in life. I’m glad to see you’re content with being a loser.

  16. Sport

    Spent.

  17. sahara

    listen, we all know the majority of the commenters here are virgins, that doesn’t need to be said. they wank to porn and to girls they will never get. its funny really cos when they grow up and realise they can’t have more than a fat slag who’s already had 3 kids from someone else they’ll see they were wasting all their time on the superficial slagging britney spears when they should have been working out in the gym! hilarious really.. we can only see it, they cant! :D

  18. Rasputins Liver

    Hmm….

    ……another thing I noticed was check out Twatney in pic numero 4.

    I think that bitch is going bald for fuck’s sake!!

    And we all know about her legendary, infamous Stink-Foot problem. Can all ya’ll imagine Ms. Heffer pollutin’ the whole damn world in mere flip flops!!!

    Damn, man! Oughtta be a fuckin’ law!

    Whatta filthy country-ghetto ho.

    .

  19. ………AND THOSE NIPPLES ARE AS ALWAYS “SNIFFING” THE GROUND, folks!!

  20. jaffer@google.com

    CANKLES!!!!

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  22. It will be a joyous occasion when she get a lift on those slinkies…

  23. friendlyfires

    BRITNEY,NO BRA AND NO PANTIES!
    GENI-IOT!

  24. Anon

    Hold on.
    She needs a bra.
    Not every woman needs a bra that bad but she does.

    Clearly the women on here have similar saggy tits and seeing her is like a mirror image for them.

    Her nips are pointing far too south for her age or really any age below 60.
    Like the majority of posters on here we’ve seen enough real womens breast (don’t pretend everyone on here is a virgin, thats old) and sure they don’t look like we’d wish or like we see on the internet but they aren’t as bad as hers.

    She was the definition of every mans perfect woman and now she’s this.

    Going from what she was to what she is is too much of a change to ignore.
    Also this is a blog and everyone has their own opinion and is entitled to it.

    Tell me do you speak complimentary of everyone? especially men? No?
    Hypocrites.
    You don’t like what you read then boo hoo cry me a river and bugger off.

  25. More like bagged and clueless……..

    http://bootelicious.mybrute.com

  26. ant

    shes just asking to be sharked with that dress shes got on. *wink* *wink*

  27. e

    Oh, the downward-pointing nips.

    It’s nothing to do with her body image. Mothers suffer from sagging breasts, nobody cares.

    It’s a lack of simple respect not to make the general public have to bear unavoidable witness to her constant unkempt visage.

    I don’t want to have to look at anybody’s pubes sticking out of the waist of her pants, either.

    It’s rude. And, intentional, considering all it takes is a demi cup with adjustable straps to fix. We’re not asking her to invent one, just put one on.

  28. Rhialto

    I think Britney Spears lost a couple of pounds of weight.

  29. Darth

    Did her nipples shrink?

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  31. its funny really cos when they grow up and realise they can’t have more than a fat slag who’s already had 3 kids from someone else they’ll see they were wasting all.Tell me do you speak complimentary of everyone? especially men? No?
    Hypocrites.

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