Britney Spears: Stateside and braless

- Robert Pattinson continues to film that movie that’s not about vampires. Until after the first test screening that is. [Lainey Gossip]

- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are the proud parents of twins. From another woman’s vagina. Awww yeah! [Pink is the New Blog]

- Kevin Federline owes the IRS a shit-ton of back taxes. And by Kevin I mean Britney because let’s be honest about who’s going to cover it. [Celebslam]

- Dakota Fanning obviously wasn’t having a light day. [The Blemish]

- Jenna Jameson doesn’t like being called “wide.” Human cock holster? Yes. Wide? Hell no. [ICYDK]

- Jon and Kate divorce episode set record ratings for the show. What can they exploit next? Got it! Sell Joel on the black market. That shit practically writes itself. [Just Jared]

- Lindsay Lohan was invited to the Transformers premiere last night. So, are they trying to jinx the movie? Some sort of tax write-off? I’m confused. [PopSugar]

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