Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson fight bigotry. I think.

June 11th, 2009 // 29 Comments

- Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson campaign for marriage equality by putting tape over their mouths. Is it because they’re both women? I’m confused. [Pink is the New Blog]

- Chastity Bono is getting a sex change operation. No! Then she’ll figure out we’re obsessed with breasts. Dammit, years of stealth operations down the drain. [ICYDK]

- Kristen Stewart’s Joan Jett haircut angers Twi-hards. Unfortunately, they read the pansy vampire books and will probably jsut resort to bitching on the Internet. Instead of cutting themselves. Prove me right! [Lainey Gossip]

- Bret Michaels posts pictures of his broken nose which is really just an elaborate ruse to cover up the VD. Well played, Bret Michaels. Well played. [Just Jared]

- Billy Ray Cyrus is happy Miley left Justin Gaston for Nick Jonas. He can kick that kid’s ass without even leaving the La-Z-boy. True story. [Celebslam]

- Jon Hamm photographed on the set of Mad Men. Because there’s nothing like a full hour of smoking and misogyny. [PopSugar]

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  1. Stabby the Guard

    First bitches!

  2. That couple is a trainwreck…. Why does young Hollywood have to be so messed up. Where are all the people that kids can look up too???

  3. Savalas

    Hmmm, tape over these idiots’ mouths is much stronger argument against gay marriage than the actual issue itself.

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  6. God every time I see these assholes I want to kill myself. But if I actually did it would be after killing them. So satisfying.

  7. He’s going bald. That’s why the hat & hairdon’t.

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  10. we must feel sorry.
    HELP IS UNDERWAY, folks!!

  11. The need for normal people is increasing day by day. There may be nothing wrong wit this, but then nature definitely did not want it that way.

  12. Aint this a bitch! another week, another scenario in Lalaland. Well at least Chastity Bonos going to get hung by a paid professional…

  13. John Hand-on-cock

    If voting against 8 would guarantee that these two clowns keep the tape on their mouths, I’m against it. I’d vote against putting neosporin and band aids on children’s scraped knees if it would keep these two shut up.

  14. Max Planck

    Tape over their mouths….BRILLIANT!

  15. Rhialto

    Is that gay thing still not over yet? If the people have voted no then it means no! Period! Get over it!

  16. Nero

    Pete Wentz maybe cares about.But do you think Ashlee simpson really cares about? Ofcourse not! She does this,like many, because she thinks it’s good for her career!

  17. Darth

    I haven’t seen a campagne so much taken advantages of by celebitches for their own sake!

  18. seems to me like we already have marriage equality …

  19. JoMama

    Kristen Stewart will be the next Amy Winehouse in 5 years tops.

  20. p0nk

    super glue would make a stronger statement than tape.

  21. Chery

    Hey,, you are attractive for girls, but why so many people keep saying they saw you beore on a celebrity and millioniare d a t i n g si te—–” R i c h P a s s i o n . C 0 M “Is that true?

  22. Iambananas

    Oh, put a sock in it. We voted YES on prop 8 to keep marriage within a normal setting and out of the freaks hands. Okay? Deal with it, Hollywood… you don’t speak for all of California. In fact, California voters proved that, so deal with it… you lost.

    Marriage stays where it show be – between a man and a woman, not glorifying strange sexual behaviors.

  23. Lissa

    Kristen Stewart did not cut her hair. It is obviously a wig, and the pics show her in the makeup and character outfit.

  24. abba

    Agreed, prop 8 is done with no homosexual or any ALTERNATIVE marriages it’s just not natural even though in a city like hollywood where everything is fake that’s the only place where something like homosexual marriage should take place but if it’s keep douche 1 and douche 2 tapped up I’m all for it.

  25. alfalfa

    I’ll vote for anything if someone would put tape over their mouths and noses and lock them in a trunk

  26. Truth Doctor

    Marriage equality = everyone has equal rights to marry.

    All men can marry a woman.
    All woman can marry a man.

    Thus, we’re already equal. They want expansion of marriage – they’ll just never put it that way.

  27. Mr Semprini

    Ashley who? Pete who? Have they been on a TV show and I missed it? Or a stamp? Maybe a milk carton?

  28. ROUGH Grapes

    Well…they’re both terrible, either way. Wentz’s music is the pop-rock that can be compared almost identically to the boy band shit that was so rampant 10 years ago. Anyone who disagrees would be kidding themselves.

    I hope the tape doesn’t come off.

  29. Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson campaign for equal marriage by putting tape over his mouth. And the fact that both are women? I am confused. [Pink is the new Blog] – Chastity Bono is getting a sex change operation.

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