Jennifer Aniston still hates children

- Jennifer Aniston is NOT adopting a baby. No, Angelina would be expecting that. But a dolphin…. [PopSugar]

- Hugh Jackman bought breakfast for 800 Wolverine fans waiting in line in Arizona. See, kids, never having sex does pay off. Free bagels?! That’s way better than a vagina! Awww yeah! [ICYDK]

- Paul Abdul apparently still doesn’t realized she was duped by Sacha Baron Cohen for his upcoming movie Bruno. She does, however, know that gin is delicious. Yum yum. [Videogum]

- Daniel Craig wearing sweatpants. Hey, sometimes even James Bond feels like a fatty and doesn’t want to leave the house. Fortunately, escort services deliver. God save the Queen! [Best Week Ever]

- Madonna gives Guy Ritchie the kids for the entire summer. Then again, that’s when she slumbers 10,000 feet below the Earth’s crust, and a Wii will only entertain them for so long. [Allie is Wired]

- Sarah Palin vs. Ann Coulter: It’s like someone figured out what I think about when I masturbate. Then substituted Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter. [Jezebel]

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