Jennifer Aniston still hates children

April 30th, 2009 // 39 Comments

- Jennifer Aniston is NOT adopting a baby. No, Angelina would be expecting that. But a dolphin…. [PopSugar]

- Hugh Jackman bought breakfast for 800 Wolverine fans waiting in line in Arizona. See, kids, never having sex does pay off. Free bagels?! That’s way better than a vagina! Awww yeah! [ICYDK]

- Paul Abdul apparently still doesn’t realized she was duped by Sacha Baron Cohen for his upcoming movie Bruno. She does, however, know that gin is delicious. Yum yum. [Videogum]

- Daniel Craig wearing sweatpants. Hey, sometimes even James Bond feels like a fatty and doesn’t want to leave the house. Fortunately, escort services deliver. God save the Queen! [Best Week Ever]

- Madonna gives Guy Ritchie the kids for the entire summer. Then again, that’s when she slumbers 10,000 feet below the Earth’s crust, and a Wii will only entertain them for so long. [Allie is Wired]

- Sarah Palin vs. Ann Coulter: It’s like someone figured out what I think about when I masturbate. Then substituted Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter. [Jezebel]

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Comments (39)

  1. dfd | April 30, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    FRIST

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  2. dfd | April 30, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    FRIST

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  3. Pining | April 30, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    You know, Mr. ‘Fish- I am not sure how I like this hit and run type of posting, where you lump other sites’ stuff together under a picture, and make tiny comments about what they wrote. It’s not your best work. What’s going on? Where is our Mr. ‘Fish that we know and love? Who we count on to make involved comments that would make Grandma (and quite possibly Mr. Spock) blush?
    We want you back! We need you back! Is it your real job? Are they impinging on your quality time with us? Tell them to stop. We’ll kick their asses if you want. We miss the real you. Come back to us, man.

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  4. chango666 | April 30, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    Jennifer Aniston . . . DAMN . . . In my dreams.
    I’ll never taste that this life time, but there is always the next one.
    Wait for me Jenn . . . We WILL do this, you and me . .

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  5. Randal | April 30, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    Friends is still a top draw on TV because of Jennifer and the way it defined her lovable character. She zigs when they zag. She’s up when they’re down. It’s been a pleasure, Jennifer, to watch original and creative material. Keep it up!

    Randal

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  6. pappy smeary | April 30, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    she looks like a fuckin dolphin… what a cunt

    “omg he just said the c-word, somebody call an ambulance”

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  7. Crabby Old Guy | April 30, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    911′s been called pappy, the C-police will be with you shortly.

    So, and here’s the thing that I think most of us are still wondering, does Jenn swallow or spit?

    And by “most of us”, I mostly mean me. I really do wonder. A lot. While in the shower. Yeah, that’s right “Rachael”. Here it is, all fluffed up and ready for ya!

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  8. larry the cable guy | April 30, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    It’s good to hate children, They are all annoying stinking little disease ridden maggots and should be all sent to Catalina Island within a razor wire fence until twenty one years old

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  9. Agreew/#3 | April 30, 2009 at 10:24 pm

    #3 is right.

    It must be a time/money issue. Apparently, The Superficial lost an editor or proofreader, too. Typos and bad grammar all over the place.

    “Paul Abdul”, who’s he?

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  10. gerard vandenberg | May 1, 2009 at 1:20 am

    you know why?
    ……..SHE STILL ISN’T FRUITFUL, folks!!

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  11. caliboy | May 1, 2009 at 2:09 am

    WOW she’s hot

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  12. Marlena Burns | May 1, 2009 at 3:43 am

    >>Friends is still a top draw on TV because of Jennifer

    Yes, and it is equally true that Jennifer Aniston became famous because of THAT show!

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  13. Meream | May 1, 2009 at 4:30 am

    Her hair looks amazing in that photo. I really wish she’d find love soon. She deserves it.

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  14. justanotherpost | May 1, 2009 at 7:55 am

    Not too crazy about the dress

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  15. justanotherpost | May 1, 2009 at 7:55 am

    Not too crazy about the dress

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  16. justanotherpost | May 1, 2009 at 7:55 am

    Not too crazy about the dress

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  17. Rhialto | May 1, 2009 at 8:15 am

    I don’t think she’s lesbian.I can be wrong but she enjoys too much the company of males.She’s maybe the type who has her sexuality pretty much in control.She maybe doesn’t need a guy for money or status.Maybe she’s just looking for good genes and chemistry.Which is a much more harder job.

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  18. J-Dizzle | May 1, 2009 at 9:44 am

    @5

    Randal you should prolly do us a favor, inject yourself with bleach and throw yourself onto a highway during rush hour. “Keep it up!”

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  20. Ali | May 3, 2009 at 9:28 am

    Look at those old lady hands. Eww she is getting old. I see why Mayer didn’t want her. Bet she got a old bitter women nasty attitude to go with those hands.
    She don’t need to raise and kids.

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  21. Oic | May 3, 2009 at 10:09 am

    Bet Jen has always been a lesbian that didn’t want children.
    The way she hang all over Courteney. Then she was always at the Cox-Arquette’s house. David probably agree to her being in their bed.
    Don’t look like she is into men.

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  22. RtSS | May 3, 2009 at 11:05 am

    She’s got three holes that I’d love to splooge in. The close-up of her face and her lips makes me dream of mouth f–ken her. The the body shot draws attention to her finally toned poopchute. I wouldn’t mind drilling for dirt there. She is a remarkably beautiful woman.

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  23. Der | May 14, 2009 at 11:19 am

    Too muscly to my taste

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    She is really beautiful and talented actress but don’t know why she hates children..I think she is matured enough to know what she is doing……

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    you are very beautyfull in reds Aniston. my fovori actrist

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    I wonder why Jennifer is still having problems with her relationship … I think it’s because she is not really good in bed.

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    Some women just shouldn’t have kids and I think it’s much better that she knows it now. Later would probably be too late.

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