Kanye West can break up with people, too

- Kanye West and Amber Rose are no longer a couple. Gotta admit I like this current fad better than all that Twittering shit. Can all we finally admit, as a society, that that was super gay? [I’m Not Obsessed]

- Hugh Grant kicks a paparazzo in the nuts for helping him find a taxi. Is he still that mad over the hooker blowjob thing? Oh, right, it cost him Elizabeth Hurley. — He should start shooting them. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jessica Alba is sorry for the whole weird shark thing that makes absolutely no sense. Until you realize her father is Jabberjaw. I KNEW IT! [The Blemish]

- Katie Holmes will perform on So You Think You Can Dance. Remember when she had a career? No, wait, don’t. Tom Cruise will hear you. [Just Jared]

- Victoria Beckham’s nipple. If I have to type more, I’ve seriously misread my audience. [Celebslam]

- Shia LaBeouf has seen some fucked up parents which explains why he doesn’t try to have sex with Megan Fox 24/7. Ha, I thought it was a brain tumor. [PopSugar]

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