Kanye West can break up with people, too

June 10th, 2009 // 27 Comments

- Kanye West and Amber Rose are no longer a couple. Gotta admit I like this current fad better than all that Twittering shit. Can all we finally admit, as a society, that that was super gay? [I’m Not Obsessed]

- Hugh Grant kicks a paparazzo in the nuts for helping him find a taxi. Is he still that mad over the hooker blowjob thing? Oh, right, it cost him Elizabeth Hurley. — He should start shooting them. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jessica Alba is sorry for the whole weird shark thing that makes absolutely no sense. Until you realize her father is Jabberjaw. I KNEW IT! [The Blemish]

- Katie Holmes will perform on So You Think You Can Dance. Remember when she had a career? No, wait, don’t. Tom Cruise will hear you. [Just Jared]

- Victoria Beckham’s nipple. If I have to type more, I’ve seriously misread my audience. [Celebslam]

- Shia LaBeouf has seen some fucked up parents which explains why he doesn’t try to have sex with Megan Fox 24/7. Ha, I thought it was a brain tumor. [PopSugar]

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  1. I’m gay and I can’t understand why Shia doesn’t spend all his time trying to hump even just Megan Fox’s leg.

  2. Kanye West

    I’m gay too.

  3. AW75

    WHO are these people? WHO the heck gave them permission to roam around the streets in broad day light dressed up like that?
    Is Obama’s hypoallergenic dog up for adoption?

  4. Beastman AIDS

    The video footage of Hugh kicking the pap in the nuts is pretty funny.
    If I had people in my face all the time like that i’d probably dish out a bit of justice too.

  5. I agree, but I feel sorry for the guy though. Even if we get annoyed I think we should still be civil. Maybe Hugh needs to get some counseling.

  6. Emma

    They are so hot now. Share your life and love with friends online.
    – M i x e d m i n g l e . c o m — it is a hot club for whites and blacks to find their interracial love. Maybe you will like it.

  7. Amber’s head seriously looks like a fish stick. No joke. I can imagine them singing Ebony and Ivory behind closed doors.

  8. .

    I’m quite happy to admit that twitter was super gay, and also happy I never had anything to do with it. The superficial, however does have a twitter, so making it the gayest bright pink celebrity gossip site since.. um..

  9. norton

    Can the media get anything correct? Amber Rose is hardly a “model” – she’s a former stripper, appeared in a few “rap” videos, did a Smooth spread and a Louis Vuitton shoot for Cuntya, I mean Kanye’s line of sneakers.

    I’m sure she’s a really special gal, but the simple fact that she’s within 2 feet of that egotistical midget just fucked whatever bizarre career she forsaw for her overly large hips and ass.

  10. FACE

    West is the biggest punk in HOllywood. He is a disgrace to black manhood.

  11. Mr. Jones

    Kayne’s “girl”friend is now free to date Susan Powter. Sweet.

  12. biff

    Kanye was dating Urkel?

  13. Rhialto

    Is the breaking-up virus going around?

  14. Donkey Dongey Dong

    “Of course there’s something WRONG with him Randolph! He’s a NEGRO! He’s probably been stealing since he could crawl.”

  15. Funeral Guy

    How is having sex with Amber Rose not gay? This is as close to a man that Kanye can get and still have cred in the black community. Black people hate homos.

  16. Jessica Bimbo Alba

    Jessica must love confirming what a retard she is.

  17. Hazmat

    Kanye looks like a chipmunk that’s been dipped in poop.

  18. missywissy

    Kanye West is a mutha fuckin gay fish. He loves fishst(d)icks. He likes to put them in his mouth.

  19. john

    that is one ugly nigger

  20. AW75

    #14, 15, 19: I am a fat uneducated slop reading celebrity blogs. And when I am being asked to comment, well, all that I (and my big fat brain) can think of, are ready-made racial stereotypes. I have no opinion of my own, zero, blank. In fact, I have never formed an opinion, nor even processed information in my entire existence. So I use ready-made three-word notions that other uneducated nobodies like me, have manufactured & shipped in cans.. Opinions like “Blacks steal”, “Jews are cheap”, … Smart, huh? ;-)

  21. meee

    STOP MAKING THESE SUMMARY POSTS! THEY FUCKING BLOW! I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT HALF THE TIME (LIKE THE JESSICA ALBA THING).

    KEEP YOUR REGULAR POSTS, FUCK THESE.

  22. eeew Kanye was going out with her? why?

  23. WizardofIB

    Who’s that bald guy with Kanye?

  24. Looks like Kanye isn’t super gay anymore. Maybe his eyesight came back.

    @ 12 – What a terrible thing to say! About Urkel!

    @ 21 – Someone must own all of these sites, or it’s some mutual back-scratching arrangement, since you have to click the other site to find out what’s going on. Look at all that mess on the “blogroll” down the right of the homepage.

  25. I don’t love Amber Rose, she is not for Kanye West!

  26. I really is not good to look at a bald headed lady on street. Maybe that’s why Kanye split out with her. Hahaha

  27. I didn’t expect Taylor to win that award, and I’m not upset about Kanye’s opinion. However, bum-rushing the stage wasn’t the appropriate time and place to express his disagreement.

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