- Audrina Patridge just got kicked to the curb by Star Trek actor Chris Pine. Maybe this shot of her in a Carl’s Jr. ad will change his mind. Or set his standards a little higher next time. Either one. [The Blemish]
- Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson continue their secret London romance. Of course, the only thing secret is Sam’s penis. Kind of. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jessica Simpson and Denise Richards apparently go to the same tanning salon. ON THE SUN. [PopSugar]
- Heidi and Spencer are “everything that’s wrong with America,” says NBC exec – right before putting them back on prime time television. David Carradine, wait up. [ICYDK]
- Angelina Jolie turns 34 today. As a birthday gift to Angelina, The Superficial would like to point out that Jennifer Aniston is 40. You’re welcome! [Just Jared]
Hash | June 4, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Hot. First.
Sid | June 4, 2009 at 5:20 pm
If she gets full, Audrina can always store that sandwich in the space between her breasts.
Ryan the Canadian | June 4, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Who fucking cares about Chris Pine?!! Look at that burger!
Pine Nuts | June 4, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Yes! Now I can finally fuck Chris Pine
shoooooooooooooo | June 4, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Oh, it’s the fucked up eyes ho….
Ph7 | June 4, 2009 at 5:32 pm
I bet her burger is hot, wet and delicious.
Dr Truth | June 4, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Yeah, she’s got fake tits and googly eyes but I’d still do her. Not that her nude body would excite me, I’m a doctor, I see that shit all day long.
ll | June 4, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Pine >>> soft wood
bingbangboo | June 4, 2009 at 5:44 pm
I hope he slapped her around with his cock .
casualencounters.com/blog/ | June 4, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Like that chick has ever eaten a hamburger in her LIFE.
Pine Rider | June 4, 2009 at 5:46 pm
I’ll take one for the team and ride the Pine.
eeeppp | June 4, 2009 at 5:46 pm
hot pic. but whats wrong with it is the fact that that burger probably contains the amount of calories she consumes in an entire 6 months
Baby | June 4, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Chris Pine can spray me with his all natural pineapple juice any day of the week.
Jackson | June 4, 2009 at 5:57 pm
A body like hers is not eating burgers daily unless it is the only meal for the day. Kim Kardaskanks must eat burgers like this daily to maintain her wide hips and fat ass.
taywhit | June 4, 2009 at 6:02 pm
I wished I looked that good eating a burger.
Hilarious comment on Sam Ronson’s penis
Gando | June 4, 2009 at 6:18 pm
That’s a very tasty looking burger! I’m hungry!
Super | June 4, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Wonder if that burger tasted as good coming up as it did going down…hmm…
Lola | June 4, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Isn’t she a PETA spokesperson?
Just sayin’…
Galtacticus | June 4, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Angelina Jolie is a bit older than i am (26) but i hope to get 34 one day! Or even better,40 like Jennifer Aniston!
Amy | June 4, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Chris Pine’s goofy ass ruined the star-trek movie. These two goofs deserve one another. Give me young Spock any day (although he seriously only looked good in the movie..maybe I’m into pointy ears?…nevermind…hangs head in shame).
Darth | June 4, 2009 at 6:27 pm
@16 There’re some crackers with low fat cheese left!
Amy | June 4, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Jackson: I have noticed that in every single post, you somehow relate something to Kim K’s “wide hips and fat ass” even though she is completely irrelevant to the post. I don’t like her either, but you’ve obviously got problems. Dude (or dudette, as i strongly suspect you’re actually a female troll), take a chill pill.
Michael Brown | June 4, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Angelina is such a strong and confident person. Its no wonder that she has been on top for x amount of years now. She’s the embodiment of a modern woman. Fierce, confident, hot.
Tanzarian | June 4, 2009 at 6:33 pm
[Audrina + special sauce joke]
Superbiggerevil | June 4, 2009 at 7:16 pm
She probably spent half the day stooped over the toilet just to hock up that one bite.
mrmr | June 4, 2009 at 11:37 pm
angelinas only 34. hmph.
oh, and audrina is a slore(slutty whore). for no other reason that i hate that show.
gerard vandenberg | June 5, 2009 at 12:19 am
I’m getting a stiff penis now, folks!!
Christina | June 5, 2009 at 12:56 am
Angelina Jolie is only 34????? I honestly would’ve guessed she was more like 39, 40………
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dirk | June 5, 2009 at 8:34 am
Seems like she needs a filling sausage.
Lain | June 5, 2009 at 10:04 am
A Carl’s Jr. burger isn’t even like that. wtf.
Steven Bull | June 5, 2009 at 10:43 am
Seriously? Angelina Jolie looks way older than 34..my god i thought she was at the very youngest 39 maybe 40. She has aged a lot and looks much older than my 30something female friends..her life really shows on her heavily.
Jackson | June 5, 2009 at 1:23 pm
#22
I have the right to my opinion. I hate when they post a no talent celebrity whore porn star fat ass wide hip butt girdle Kim Kardaskank. Besides I get amused when I read posts like yours.
Sher | June 5, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Audrina Patridge sells burgers in bikini and gets dumped…. someone call Justin Bobby and tell him she’s on her way!
Jen | June 5, 2009 at 3:26 pm
I would have put Angelina at around 40!! Wow. That is crazy. I think Jen Aniston looks younger than her actually.
ROUGH daddy mvp | June 5, 2009 at 7:59 pm
If they found jenny aniston hanged in a closet in the coming days, blame Forbes staff members….
kambaru | June 6, 2009 at 9:32 pm
hate perez, too
Lover of Tits McGee | June 8, 2009 at 10:57 am
Chris broke up with her once he saw the gap between her boobs wouldn’t allow him a proper tittyfuck.
Sexy lingerie | December 26, 2009 at 10:50 pm
I like the post, and I agree somewhat with, To be very truthful.
london of links | March 25, 2010 at 10:41 pm
Chris broke up with her once he saw the gap between her boobs wouldn’t allow him a proper tittyfuck.