Audrina Patridge sells burgers in a bikini and gets dumped

- Audrina Patridge just got kicked to the curb by Star Trek actor Chris Pine. Maybe this shot of her in a Carl’s Jr. ad will change his mind. Or set his standards a little higher next time. Either one. [The Blemish]

- Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson continue their secret London romance. Of course, the only thing secret is Sam’s penis. Kind of. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jessica Simpson and Denise Richards apparently go to the same tanning salon. ON THE SUN. [PopSugar]

- Heidi and Spencer are “everything that’s wrong with America,” says NBC exec – right before putting them back on prime time television. David Carradine, wait up. [ICYDK]

- Angelina Jolie turns 34 today. As a birthday gift to Angelina, The Superficial would like to point out that Jennifer Aniston is 40. You’re welcome! [Just Jared]

Photo: Carl’s Jr.