- Paris Hilton wearing the same dress as Rihanna. I’ll let you guess which one didn’t light it on fire with her blonde, Caucasian vagina. [E! Online]
- Anne Hathaway is still paler than Robert Pattinson covered in White-Out. — I just aroused a bunch of Twi-Hards, didn’t I? My bad. [The Blemish]
- Zac Efron has a cameo on Entourage because apparently not enough people realized the show is now a sad caricature of itself. That I still watch. Dammit. [Just Jared]
- Kelly Clarkson continues her assault on obesity. By becoming more of it. [ICYDK]
- Lindsay Lohan is supposedly keeping a low profile in London with Samantha Ronson. I’ll give her ten minutes until she Twitters the name of her hotel then fellates Big Ben. You heard it here first. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were spotted together the morning after the MTV Movie Awards. They must be fucking. Or, I dunno, starring in a movie together. [PopSugar]
a | June 2, 2009 at 5:40 pm
eh?
Damn | June 2, 2009 at 5:44 pm
First
ROUGH daddy | June 2, 2009 at 5:58 pm
You know this scale buster/Kelly Clackson is waiting for Jenny Craig to pay her big bucks to trim down…
Richard McBeef | June 2, 2009 at 6:13 pm
her honky wonk eye is coming on strong. tits look good though.
her face looks like it’s made out of plastic. ladies, what is the deal with using makeup to make your face different colored than the rest of your body? it looks weird and unnatural. stop doing it.
meee | June 2, 2009 at 6:24 pm
what is with her feet?
ROUGH daddy | June 2, 2009 at 6:31 pm
I never have anything bad to say about Paris but those feet are big enough to give Al Bundy the ultimate nightmare, its never too late to start feet binding ya know…
Diseasey Jones | June 2, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Except for her ugly nose, she has the exact same skull and face structure as Conan O’Brien.
Urethra Franklin | June 2, 2009 at 6:41 pm
ROUGH daddy – foot binding only works for growing feet. it doesn’t shrink feet.
mikeock | June 2, 2009 at 6:57 pm
That’s actually a nice picture of Paris Hilton. She’s look a lot better with a week’s worth of my spooge all over her face, though. That bitch would look like a glazed donut in about 5 minutes.
Alli Watermelon | June 2, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Why does she continue to wear blue contacts? You can tell theyre fake..she has brown eyes lol. What’s wrong with brown eyes?
Beastman AIDS | June 2, 2009 at 8:15 pm
yea #10 – for the life of me I can’t see why anyone would be insecure about eye colour. Unless they had pinkeye.
Jenny | June 3, 2009 at 12:02 am
With all that money she still can’t fix that one eye. Ah well, at least droopy is good for a laugh.
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Abey | June 3, 2009 at 5:17 am
Wow, that eye is looking extra wonky today. It’s always amusing when she tries to oversex herself. She ends up looking like a stroke victim.
Mr. Jones | June 3, 2009 at 7:16 am
She looks like a Picasso painting.
ckc | June 3, 2009 at 7:40 am
Don’t think too much of Paris……..but come on,she looks way better than some notalent fat ass black girl.Way better
Evrymn | June 3, 2009 at 8:46 am
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Evrymn | June 3, 2009 at 8:46 am
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Darth | June 3, 2009 at 10:46 am
Smart designer! He’s making double profit outta this dress!
Kye | June 3, 2009 at 11:39 am
why can’t she get her stupid fuckig wonky eye fixed, especially with all the cash she shits out everyday.
what? | June 3, 2009 at 12:46 pm
The eye is from all of the spluge that gets squirted there.
paris shmaris | June 3, 2009 at 3:42 pm
see that fuzz on her back? anorexia
lulu | June 3, 2009 at 4:15 pm
her left eye is really small
u know i used to think it was because she was trying to look sexy or sumthin
poor thing,
she was born like that
i won’t make fun of it though cause it aint funny
lulu | June 3, 2009 at 4:15 pm
her left eye is really small
u know i used to think it was because she was trying to look sexy or sumthin
poor thing,
she was born like that
i won’t make fun of it though cause it aint funny
Name Required | June 4, 2009 at 12:52 am
Gotta love all that breast… er… I mean fake breast junk hanging out in pic # 2!
hmm ?? | June 4, 2009 at 2:42 am
Are her eyes seriously not blue? I don’t know if I believe this now, she’s been doing it for what, 5 years (as far as I know) ? 24 /7 ?
How is it that since that photo of her when she was young, she NEVER EVER slips up and is shown with her brown eyes ??
Reach | June 4, 2009 at 2:26 pm
She has a fucking squint..
and #16, you are going to hell you little fucker
BYE BYE BIRDY! | June 6, 2009 at 11:14 pm
she looks like a fucking bird! CA CAW!
contacts | June 27, 2009 at 4:05 pm
What brand of contacts does she wear now?
Her old brand got discontinued.
Katie | July 15, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Is her one eye ALWAYS retarded??? I’ve even seen pics of her as a teenager before she was famous (still rich tho..) and she had the crazy eye then!!! Mmmm peanut butter and gumballs…
Katie | July 15, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Ahhh and that boob like stuff poking out is her boob… yep, all of it lol. She is really, really flat chested (check out pics that there is nothing to push them up) and in all the photos with cleavage are her using super tape, cutlets, and mashing them bitches together with as much effort known to Hollywood stylists.