Paris Hilton stole Rihanna’s dress. Quick, get Chris Brown!

The Superficial / June 2, 2009

- Paris Hilton wearing the same dress as Rihanna. I’ll let you guess which one didn’t light it on fire with her blonde, Caucasian vagina. [E! Online]

- Anne Hathaway is still paler than Robert Pattinson covered in White-Out. — I just aroused a bunch of Twi-Hards, didn’t I? My bad. [The Blemish]

- Zac Efron has a cameo on Entourage because apparently not enough people realized the show is now a sad caricature of itself. That I still watch. Dammit. [Just Jared]

- Kelly Clarkson continues her assault on obesity. By becoming more of it. [ICYDK]

- Lindsay Lohan is supposedly keeping a low profile in London with Samantha Ronson. I’ll give her ten minutes until she Twitters the name of her hotel then fellates Big Ben. You heard it here first. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were spotted together the morning after the MTV Movie Awards. They must be fucking. Or, I dunno, starring in a movie together. [PopSugar]

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