Megan Fox on Wonder Woman: ‘Do not want.’

- Megan Fox will not be playing Wonder Woman because she’s a “lame superhero.” Somewhere, thousand of fanboys almost stopped masturbating. Almost. [Just Jared]

- Lindsay Lohan tones down the crazy to keep the acting gig she only landed because Katie Holmes backed out. And by backed out I mean Tom Cruise activated her collar and demanded a Xenu Sandwich. [Lainey Gossip]

- Michael Lohan denies threatening to kill his fiancee and says he must be innocent because now she wants the charges dropped. The only thing I believe about that excuse is Michael Lohan is dumb enough to think it would work. [Pink is the New Blog]

- Katherine Heigl’s demands a larger salary than Julia Roberts for an ensemble role only to get the boot from producers. Somehow this will be Judd Apatow’s fault. Or the writers of Grey’s Anatomy. Either one. [Celebslam]

- Gisele Bundchen is NOT pregnant. She’s currently satisfied with the child Bridget Moynahan birthed that Gisele tells everybody is her’s. That’s how you protect a vagina, ladies. [I’m Not Obsessed]