Rihanna & Kanye West in ‘Paranoid’

May 27th, 2009 // 35 Comments

-Jessica Simpson is going back to reality TV. This time to travel around the world investigating body images and beauty in other cultures. Ten buck says she ends up at Chili’s and thinks it’s Mexico. [Lainey Gossip]

- Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend Justin Gaston says he wishes he could be a lapdog that’s petted and loved all day. — Seriously, what else does this kid need to do let Billy Ray Cyrus know his daughter is dating a gay man? I thought that was illegal in the South. Or am I thinking about book learning? [The Blemish]

- Winona Ryder admits the biggest challenge in her life was getting over Johnny Depp. Wow. Way to obsess over things for twenty freaking years. Get me in a relationship with that. [ICYDK]

- Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig are starring in a Broadway play together. It’s called “Cha-Ching! I Can Almost Hear the Money Flying Out of Every Single Vagina That Just Read This.” [Just Jared]

- Carrie Prejean is guest hosting Fox & Friends this week. Somewhere Rush Limbaugh just got an erection. Or at least tried until he remembered he’s out of Mexican Viagra and BBQ sauce. Don’t ask. [Jezebel]

- Lauren Conrad admits the producers of The Hills forced a reconciliation between her and Heidi. And by forced she meant wrote it in the script that tells her exactly how to look, feel, act and talk. You know, just like real life. [PopSugar]

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  1. Tom K

    This song sucks!

  2. wtf? rihanna tribute video?

    wow, the video is umm, just kinda weird.

  3. Frankie D

    Why is rihanna even in this video? She doesn’t say a word!

  4. Nadia

    Man… this is garbo!

  5. lovestick

    Fish Sticks lol

  6. Kathleen

    What the fuck? That was weird… His voice is so digitalized, it doesn’t sound very good.. and Rihanna’s hair is sooo ugly in the video, it’s distracting

  7. why does kanye west always get hated on?
    he’s an a$$ off the mic, but on it the best
    left in the business…plus he barely got started!
    (and rihanna, who cares…she’s gorgeous)

  8. why does kanye west always get hated on?
    he’s an a$$ off the mic, but on it the best
    left in the business…plus he barely got started!
    (and rihanna, who cares…she’s gorgeous)

  9. legoarmo

    Rihanna is looking good. Too bad about the song.

  10. In feel Kanye, and for that reason Im starting to like him more and more as an artist. I don’t know him as a person so I won’t speak on that, but he’s one of the few rappers these days that I can see being original while capturing some of the flavor of the 80s and 90s. Besides…keep it coming haters…because haters only let a person know that they’re doing their job right.

  11. Jessica Simpson, Mauritania wants YOU:

    (click name) http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3429903.stm

    When was the last decade Rush Limbaugh could see his feet?

  12. loma

    Awful.

  13. loma

    Awful.

  14. loma

    “Besides…keep it coming haters…because haters only let a person know that they’re doing their job right.”

    He’s doing his job if we hate him? You know how dumb that sounds. Maybe if he didn’t act like he was 12 years old all the time people would have more respect for him.

  15. Secret Hillbilly

    I believe you meant book learnin’. We don’t go for no fancy complete gerund forms!

  16. billabong021

    You know… they coulda just said that Paranoid had Rhianna in the video and left it there.

    Wasted 30 seconds of my life finding that out :’( DON’T YOU MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE!!!

  17. Darth

    Rihanna looks much better when she isn’t singing!

  18. Yeah that chocolate fudge Rihanna is getting better looking every day aint she…

  19. babymama76

    That’s the dumbest video I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

  20. Get over yourself

    Yes, asshole, because the oh-so-sane people of California set the moral standard for the country. You sound like a narrow-minded idiot every time you bash the entire south, but that’s probably what you’re going for, right? “Ladies?”

  21. Really? Winona said that? Poor girl.

  22. The song really sucks, and the video is forgettable at best…

  23. sim

    the song is horrible. what’s the point of her in this video? what’s the point of kanye in this video.. it’s all computer generated.
    seriously.. first thing I said when it started playing “all his songs suck”

    no offense

  24. Jim

    the video is down, i found it here http://www.pousta.com/2009/05/28/kanye-west-paranoid/

    enjoy it

  25. Lisa

    In the case of Johnny Depp, I’m pretty sure it better to never have loved at all, you’re just never going to top that.

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