Hayden Panettiere & Justin Long? Why not?

May 26th, 2009 // 20 Comments

- Hayden Panettiere is with Justin Long now? This is what happens when midgets are in heat, folks. Also, they grow tails made of rainbows. [Just Jared]

- Demi Moore Twitters a pic of herself getting a false tooth replaced. Jesus, how many times do I have to tell her? “No gyno, no camera.” Four simple words, Demi. [Allie is Wired]

- Evangeline Lilly claims she could’ve been the “next Angelina Jolie” but turned producers down. Which is really her way of saying Megan Fox shoved her down an elevator shaft and left her for dead. True story. [Lainey Gossip]

- Britney Spears was an “honorary bridesmaid” at her cousin’s wedding over the weekend. Which means she was only required to wear a dress and wave from the pew, so grandpa didn’t get a face-full of vagina during the inevitable pile-up. Then again, these people are from the South… [Pink is the New Blog]

- Zac Efron approves of Vanessa Hudgens wanting to do nudity in films to shed her Disney image. Christ, finally. If he’s going to cry every time he sees her naked, at least let someone else look at her. That’s just common courtesy. [Celebslam]

- Chloe Sevigny strung out on heroin in the 80s. That’s the only way to describe what’s happening here. [I’m Not Obsessed]

Photo: Fame

  1. D4P

    Most predictable and boring (yet, sometimes decidedly UN-boring) Hollywood cliches:

    1. Child actor tries to shed squeaky clean adolescent image (and be taken seriously as a “real” actor) by doing nude scene(s)

  2. Deva

    Fuck all of these people. Except Evangeline Lilly. SHE’S A SAINT! And by saint I mean the girl I masturbate to most of the time.


  3. mike

    If you click on the Demi link and look at the pictures, you need to seriously consider if, in fact, Ashton is gay. Or at least has a Mike Tyson fantasy.

  4. Deva

    Didn’t Vanessa Hudgens already “shed her Disney” image when those leaked (I.E. deliberate) nude pics of her hit the net 6 months ago? The American public is so stupid. I wouldn’t give this cunt another job in Hollywood ever again just to prove a point.

  5. Cash

    I’d rather see the midget with Justin Long then a dirty old fucker like Steve Jones. Maybe he can spell check her next tattoo.

  6. Boy, lil hayden is at the age where shes learning the ins and out of how to satisfied a man, kinda like a slut in training! hold on to your #’s guys you might be next….

  7. @ 2 – very funny stuff. Hayden would fit well into my pocket.

  8. Beastman AIDS

    holy shit – Hayden Panettiere is in the proximity of Justin Long?!? This can only mean they’re engaged and pregnant.
    What about the black dude in the bottom corner of the pic? I heard she’s seeing him on the side.

  9. arod

    hayden has turned into a pretentious bore. and a whore.

  10. chloe

    awwww …justin & hayden are dressed just alike. aren’t they special?

  11. chloe

    awwww …justin & hayden are dressed just alike. aren’t they special?

  12. ChunkyMonkey

    I’m a Mac.
    I’m a PC.

    I’m a little chain-smoking whore who hates herself & has daddy issues. That’s why I’m dating a homo emo (is that redundant?)

    What a stupid little slut.


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  15. dude

    Vanessa is a TEN. any you bitches sayin otherwise are gay or jealous females.

    A cool place for Vanessa to do a nude scene is cast her as Joan Jett in a bio pic. Done right that would not be going straight to DVD, a LOT of people i know would see that!!

  16. Galtacticus

    I’ve always thought that Octomom was the next Angelina Jolie? But it turns out that others are anxious to claim the title.

  17. Darth

    Hayden Panettiere and motorboating,she just love it!

  18. Rhialto

    The crew of the motoryacht is giving her the special treatment for kids as a welcome,a bag with a diversity of lemonades.But i think she doesn’t need those feeding bottles anymore?

  19. dontlooknow

    Drew should flush him down the toilet, he is such a pedophile.

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