Lindsay Lohan shares her dieting secrets

- Lindsay Lohan”s weight loss secret: Adderall! And yet somehow she can’t find work. Amazing. [Lainey Gossip]

- Heidi Montag is considering posing for Playboy, and Spencer is actually brokering the deal. Hey, if he’s not going to look at her naked, somebody should. That’s in the Ten Commandments. [Pink is the New Blog]

- Christina Aguilera’s son is a little neat freak. Just as long as he doesn’t dust daddy’s Lord of the Ring figures – then he gets the hose. [Just Jared]

- Mel Gibson takes his new lady out in public. To the Wolverine premiere. Romance isn’t dead, folks. [Radar Online]

- Paris Hilton gets her breast grabbed at a nightclub. You know how I knew this was fake? When I typed “gets her breast grabbed.” [Celebslam]

- Jennifer Aniston reportedly knew about Brad and Angelina affair for 18 months and even caught him having phone sex. Hey, maybe he was just really excited about his new phone. I get the same way with porn. [I’m Not Obsessed]