- Jon & Kate Gosselin are letting TLC tape their marriage counseling sessions. You know what they should tape? The child support hearings. Mostly because I’ve always wanted to see the look of a man forced to pay $1 million/month and wear a court-ordered condom for the rest of his life. [Jezebel]
- Miranda Kerr in a bikini. Or at least part of her and Orlando Bloom, so we’ll call it a draw. [The Blemish]
- Robert Pattinson’s kiss went for $25,000 at the AmFAR benefit in Cannes. Dammit, Tom Cruise, that money was for the Children’s E-meter Center! [Lainey Gossip]
- Fergie forgets to remove her Matrix tube. Must’ve been in a hurry to make out with chicks. With her penis. [Just Jared]
- Spencer Pratt just found out he has low blood platelets. That’s fatal, right? Say “yes.” [ICYDK]
- George Clooney sunbathing. Surprisingly absent? 500 topless cocktail waitresses. I looked up to you, man! [PopSugar]
gerard vandenberg | May 22, 2009 at 4:58 pm
why is it that when american celebs are past the age of fourty………………..
…………..THEY LOOSE IT, folks?
Dr. Bernardo | May 22, 2009 at 4:59 pm
I’d start with a muzzle on that rabid witch.
Janik | May 22, 2009 at 5:13 pm
I’d hit it
CG | May 22, 2009 at 5:17 pm
You know… I would LOVE to see her in a low budget porn movie like one of the Milf Money or Milf Hunter movies getting splayed out by one of those ugly fuckers. I would PAY to watch that.
GeorgeWBush | May 22, 2009 at 5:30 pm
God I hope Jon release the sex tapes he made with Kate when they were a young couple- pretwin years
b | May 22, 2009 at 5:44 pm
I would love to watch her and her little freeloading brats hang from the nearest tree.
chopper rides? | May 22, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Marriage counseling includes chopper rides?
http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/6470/2009/05/jon-and-kate-gosselin-ride
Jim Jones | May 22, 2009 at 6:02 pm
I believe low platelets mean Pratt’s blood will have difficulty clotting. Quick, someone stab the fucker to test that.
p0nk | May 22, 2009 at 6:21 pm
TCLTC
sorry, just has to be done.
Alli | May 22, 2009 at 7:01 pm
I like the show Jon and Kate Plus 8. I’ve learned you can’t trust everything you hear. Kate is a bit OCD and Jon is a pushover. But honestly, if Jon doesn’t have the spine to stand up for himself, then maybe he deserves the verbal abuse to an extent (not really, but I hate men that are wimpy) lol. He should just put her in her place *shrugs*. As far as the affairs, consent to cheat crap, I don’t know. Americans are really starting to make a mockery out of marriage if you ask me. It’s a JOKE. And that’s frustrating because I happen to be one of the few happily married individuals. Oh, and I happen to like Kate’s hair. It’s spunky. ;)
alex | May 22, 2009 at 7:19 pm
So the guy fucked someone who wasn’t his cunty wife. I thought that was the whole point of marraige, to make banging random skanks that much more fun.
Alli Watermelon | May 22, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Oh Alex #11 , don’t ever get married! lol!
Desi Arnaz | May 22, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Just looking at this chick and I feel bite marks on my dick.
sharon | May 22, 2009 at 8:11 pm
I will never watch that fake show again. I that Kate chick is disgusting.
Cash | May 22, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Low blood platelets reduce the body’s ability to seal cuts and wounds, so theoretically he could bleed to death if something happened.
Rick Garner | May 22, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Instead of spreading gossip and hate, you can really help Jon & Kate: http://richardtgarner.blogspot.com/2009/05/i-can-honestly-say-jon-is-my-best.html
Huckleberry Hashimoto | May 22, 2009 at 9:43 pm
#9 & #15: That’s correct. Now let’s see if we can find anyone willing to stab him multiple times.
joy | May 22, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Give Kate a break! What woman could look after all those kids and not get a bit nuts and bitchy at her husband? NOBODY!!
Cindy | May 22, 2009 at 9:58 pm
one can only hope that scam artist bitch’s plane goes down on her next mega-church begging mission—— worthless white trash garbage
Beavis | May 22, 2009 at 10:57 pm
why does she have her shirt tucked in like a douchebag?
I CALL kate A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE | May 23, 2009 at 12:39 am
One of these stories deals with Miranda Kerr in a bikini and you show a fully clothed dude instead? Sheesh.
kingofbeer | May 23, 2009 at 1:56 am
HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!
John… You’re screwed!!!!!!
btw kate get a new hairdo
kthnksby
Funny | May 23, 2009 at 2:03 am
want more stuff!!!!
Jesmi | May 23, 2009 at 5:42 am
I would have cheated on her too..Can you imagine living with the women…OMG ..she is such a nasty.
blink | May 23, 2009 at 9:24 am
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Funeral Guy | May 23, 2009 at 3:03 pm
I caught about 2 minutes of this ball breaking hosebag Gosselin on some show and my dick totally retreated up into my stomach in abject fear.
Kudos | May 23, 2009 at 5:04 pm
I don’t blame her for doing her body guard he’s hot! She looks great for having 1/2 dozen kids! You would think she would have wide hips and a big butt like Kim Kardashian after having so many kids.
Kudos | May 23, 2009 at 5:04 pm
I don’t blame her for doing her body guard he’s hot! She looks great for having 1/2 dozen kids! You would think she would have wide hips and a big butt like Kim Kardashian after having so many kids.
Kudos | May 23, 2009 at 5:05 pm
I don’t blame her for doing her body guard he’s hot! She looks great for having 1/2 dozen kids! You would think she would have wide hips and a big butt like Kim Kardashian after having so many kids.
dethbyrd | May 23, 2009 at 6:19 pm
kate- change your fucking hair!! it looks stupid!!!
hatricks | May 23, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Was it really worth all the money Kate??? Your family is falling apart and all you care about is making more money off of your litter. You’re nothing but a greedy, OCD, freeloading, bitch. I’m sure she is getting a nice hunk of $$ for her to agree to let them tape their gay ass marriage counseling sessions. Anything for money….dumb whore.
Keith | May 23, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Either I’m tired or she is starting to look like an alien to me from the planet Nagbitch, sent to Earth to suck the life out of men. Project Jon is done and over, but I just hope her cover is blown before she has her three boys in mary janes and pink party dresses singing ‘It’s a Beautiful life” in falsetto.
Narcissist | May 26, 2009 at 3:55 am
I didn’t realize she used to look like this…
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/ss/events/en/090515_jonkate/im:/14052009/66/photo/entertainment-kate-gosselin-s-dramatic-transformation-image.html
oldestchild | May 26, 2009 at 1:02 pm
What a train-wreck.
1) Kate is acutally abusive towards Jon – after years and years of abuse she gets away with he’s not of his right mind (at all) He looked like he was in a funk or drugged on the show
2) Kate says she HAS to go out and do book signings – for her family? What forever? For the books Beth in actuality wrote? People don’t do book siginings forever. Her family is in crisis – she could be home if she wanted to – she wants to go on with this and it’s her own dreams for KATE ..has nothing to do with her children. JON is the one that has given up his dreams and is home with his children…who clearly are more attached to him sentimentally than her.
3) Did you see how many times she said she had to to do the birthday party herself? (but note how much help she had) My Aunt had 6 kids – my cousin has 8 kids – they never needed help or behaved like they were some martyr to put on a party for their kids. She always complains when she has to be alone with her own children.
4) She had a paid for tummy tuck after she had her children – that is why is back in shape. She has become a narcissist and it’s now all about KATE. But that hair!!! Very small-town trailer trashy and long over-do for a new and improved do. She doesn’t even realize how ridiculous that duck’s ass hiding her face (boy is that freudian) is.
5) If she cared about her children and her family – she would stop the book tours and drop the idea for her own tV show (yes she has a talk-show in the works) Jon wanted to stop the show at the end of last season. She clearly stated oh well because she did NOT. Can you imagine what her poor kids are being told and how they are being treated in school?
Kate? Is disgusting. Jon? Looks like he if it wasn’t for his children he’d take the bridge.
Jon & Kate is a trainwreck of what money and greed and selfishness can do to a family. These poor children. I’m done watching..it’s just sad and disgusting…really really disgusting.
marriage counseling | July 27, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Couples tapeing their own sessions -An interesting new idea. :)
128gb ssd | December 31, 2009 at 2:17 am
Could those smiles be any more forced? It’s pathetic They obviously don’t want to be together so they should separate and get the kids counseling for them to understand and deal with the impending/eventual divorce.
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