Lindsay Lohan still having gargoyle sex with Sam

By: The Superficial / May 20, 2009

- Lindsay Lohan is still spending the night at Samantha Ronson’s house. Then again, where else is she gonna steal money from? Her mom? Ha ha ha! I kill me sometimes. [The Blemish]

- John Mayer tweets he’s a “Showbiz Type” who talks too much but is not a douche. Really? Then how you do explain the Twittering? I rest my case. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kate Gosselin is blogging now. The topic of her first post? “How Jon Never Helps with the Kids.” Not even joking. [Just Jared]

- Kathy Griffin calls Spencer Pratt a “preppy murderer” on Craig Ferguson. You may now work in Hollywood again, Kathy. All is forgiven. [Jezebel]

- Drew Barrymore has a new boyfriend. In related news, the Earth continued its orbit around the sun today. [ICYDK]

- Ryan Phillippe already cheating on Abbie Cornish? It’s like Reese Witherspoon all over again, except no one’s getting cut by a Ginzu chin. [PopSugar]

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