- Lindsay Lohan is still spending the night at Samantha Ronson’s house. Then again, where else is she gonna steal money from? Her mom? Ha ha ha! I kill me sometimes. [The Blemish]
- John Mayer tweets he’s a “Showbiz Type” who talks too much but is not a douche. Really? Then how you do explain the Twittering? I rest my case. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kate Gosselin is blogging now. The topic of her first post? “How Jon Never Helps with the Kids.” Not even joking. [Just Jared]
- Kathy Griffin calls Spencer Pratt a “preppy murderer” on Craig Ferguson. You may now work in Hollywood again, Kathy. All is forgiven. [Jezebel]
- Drew Barrymore has a new boyfriend. In related news, the Earth continued its orbit around the sun today. [ICYDK]
- Ryan Phillippe already cheating on Abbie Cornish? It’s like Reese Witherspoon all over again, except no one’s getting cut by a Ginzu chin. [PopSugar]
Pornstar | May 20, 2009 at 8:17 pm
FIRST!!!
ph7 | May 20, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Enough of this.
The world wants your breasts back. Or, at least, mount Megan Fox’s snapping gyro.
Your cans made you millions before, and they can make you millions again. C’mon. Pull it together! You’ve got sex appeal. Stop squeezing it through the strange filter.
Spelling Nazi | May 20, 2009 at 8:45 pm
I think you mean Griffin, not Griffith.
ROUGH--likes em natural | May 20, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Boy! I guess Lilo cant get enough of Sam’s tree trunk size toys, hey what ever works for them!
Jake Cutter | July 26, 2010 at 8:12 am
She’s so worn out she has to use her fingers with his tool just to feel it.
J | May 20, 2009 at 8:46 pm
third!!!! she is still hot even though she is a coke hore!!!
zorg: king of koalas | May 20, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Ah, just as that dumpster is a receptacle for refuse, her vagina is a depository for STD’s. Awesome!
ROUGH--likes em natural | May 20, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Even though Drew Barrymore might appear to be the female condom poster ho, I fully support her dating habits becuase she is single with no children! live your life sweety! I wonder if she willing to bangs non famous guys, i might wanna be next ya know…on the DL.
LinDsay Lover | May 20, 2009 at 9:10 pm
she looks great
love her boobs
dave | May 20, 2009 at 9:59 pm
pictures of lindsay lohan in front of a dumpster? too easy.
dave | May 20, 2009 at 10:01 pm
pictures of lindsay lohan in front of a dumpster? too easy.
Blackwell's Ghost | May 20, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Even Lilo looks fat in a maxi dress. Get it together honey and start dressing like a star. If you look the part people may treat you like one.
Meghanfish | May 20, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Those extensions are fucking horrible!! just awful… a shame, because she is beautiful (most of the time)
timmy the frisky virus | May 21, 2009 at 12:01 am
No, no, sleeping in the bushes in front of somebody’s house does not qualify as “spending the night.”
gerard vandenberg | May 21, 2009 at 1:36 am
Is therea person in this world who even likes it to have sex with her?
a “HUSTLER”-dvd can save your ass!!
stizzle | May 21, 2009 at 2:16 am
Aw… Poor Kathy Griffin.
Griffin with an “n”.
That girl can’t catch a break.
Danielle | May 21, 2009 at 2:18 am
Kathy Griff-IN. Not -ITH
Maybe you should get someone’s name straight before reporting gossip on them. It really makes you, as a reporter (or whatever), look like a more credible source. Just a friendly tip. I’m a fan.
And please please please don’t make the obvious “well she’s on the d-list, of course I don’t know her name” joke.
DCMikeRotch | May 21, 2009 at 2:40 am
Lohan looks like kissing her would taste like a leaking battery–sour and slightly burning.
12=13 | May 21, 2009 at 4:08 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qEkQW5kBg0&feature=PlayList&p=1D7C49EDE622AFDA&index=25
Sara | May 21, 2009 at 8:17 am
she looks so rough and in her late twenties, that’s what a diet of cigs, booze and drugs does to yah.
dirk | May 21, 2009 at 8:42 am
What do you think her fingers/forearm smell like? I’m guessing it’s a cross between ass and a bagel with lox.
dumpster in the background | May 21, 2009 at 9:03 am
What is the gargoyle sex like? Lots of screaching and claw marks left afterwards? I’d imagine that it must occur on top of countertops and furniture, or even high atop the fridge.
Susan | May 21, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Mayer is a douche bag who has the hots for Perez Hilton. This Famewhore wants the media’s attention again.
Matthew | May 21, 2009 at 3:16 pm
I thought hohan broke up with her fake lover?
RichPort's Gay Ghost's Enormous Sphincter | May 21, 2009 at 9:41 pm
20. Very funny, and yet disturbing. I like the way you think.
x | September 12, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Kissing leaking batteries may lead to tooth decay.
sd card | April 29, 2010 at 1:20 am
Just as the garbage is a receptacle for rejected, the vagina is about sexually transmitted diseases in the deposit.