Elizabeth Banks: Crazed diva?

The Superficial / May 18, 2009

- Elizabeth Banks is the new Sharon Stone? So, when do we get to see her vagina? Seriously, give me a date. I’ll make time. [Lainey Gossip]

- Britney Spears will perform on the season finale of American Idol – because God hates you. True story. [Allie is Wired]

- Evangeline Lilly needs to make love to me. It’s what Sawyer would want. Or Jack, I’m not picky either. [Jezebel]

- Penelope Cruz is currently battling food poisoning at Cannes. In case you were wondering about a marginally famous star’s digestive system, gotcha covered. [ICYDK]

- LeAnn Rimes photographed with her alleged other man Eddie Cibrian yesterday during halftime at a Lakers game. Are all country singers retarded? If so, why won’t they let Jessica Simpson in their club? [Just Jared]

- Chris Pine is the new Matthew McConaughey. Who doesn’t enjoy a shirtless Captain Kirk? Besides Sulu. [PopSugar]

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