Robert Pattinson likes the drinky

May 15th, 2009 // 38 Comments

- Robert Pattinson got trashed again with Kristen Stewart for his birthday. Crazy Twi-hard fan stabbing her in 5… 4… 3… [Lainey Gossip]

- Cameron Diaz appears on the latest cover of Vogue and has apparently decided to stop looking hot and start looking like your mom. On that note, can I come to your house for dinner? [Just Jared]

- Chris Pine poses for GQ magazine. Finally, I’ll know how to dress like a dreamier, non-Canadian Captain Kirk. Oh boy! [Pink is the New Blog]

- Shia LaBeouf admits to going on a date with Rihanna while filming Indiana Jones 4. I think I speak for everyone when I say: Kill, Chris Brown! Kill! [I’m Not Obsessed]

- Nick Hogan is having trouble getting his own reality show. Wow, am I actually experiencing joy because of the reality TV industry? What in the… [Celebslam]

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  1. britneysucks

    So Jackson (#5) I guess your life is complete now. You must be the happiest person in the world since they posted some unflattering pics of her. Please get a fucking existence. She has a flat stomach but she’s thick and that’s what black guys like anyway so who gives a shit? Why don’t you pick on someone fatter and uglier than she is, like Beth Ditto? I stand by my opinion that Kim must have rejected or insulted you irl and that’s why you hate her so much.

  2. Amy

    He has to be the hottest guy in existence. Mmmmm….

  3. Gando

    It’s always good to have somebody to lean on when you’re boozed up.

  4. Darth

    Instead of ‘boo!’ i could link up Cameron Diaz’s face as well.

  5. emjay


    ya, mama likes!

  6. Richard McBeef

    @6 – Put down the children books and find yourself an adult to crush on.

  7. omg

    he is so FUCKING hot!!!

  8. mikeock

    Who is this fucktard?

  9. Oprah

    @16 – Rob is an adult.

  10. Amy

    He’s an adult and he’s my age. I’ll drool over the unobtainable as much as I want!

  11. old geezers are funny

    apparently a 23 year old still is a child. thats funny fuckwits like that make me laugh and thats why i stay within my age group. living in the city, i often get those stupid comments/looks from older men., like i have money, i may be a little(a lot!) old, but i want you, and hint that they want to hook up. yeah right, if they dont have the looks and youth (which is always the case) thats never going to happen.

    these ‘past their prime’ losers are jealous of younger men and always make up a homo comment to make themselves feel secure or important.

  12. hello

    Those are some butt fugly asian girls….

  13. I think the BOYs like drunk men, folks!!

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  15. mikeock

    He looks like someone hit in in the face with a fucking frying pan.

  16. this is why Nick Hogan can’t get his own reality show. Fucking little douche bag. I hope someone puts a massive gaping hole in his head. Kinda like his dad does to Brooke’s vagina……

  17. Donna

    he is f*cking disgusting! What the hell are ppl thinking! He could play a monstrous leper from the center of the earth with no makeup!!!

  18. It’s a matter of time before it comes out this dude is a fluff…

  19. He is such a party animal.

  20. Richard McBeef

    @21 – I bet you are ferocious slut. Did you crush on Harry Potter really hard too? Like I said before, you should look outside of the young adult section for your men and your reading material.

  21. Justin

    Is him… Seems he is famous on some tall dating place
    ____Tall Mingle C o M___ where are many hot models and handsome guys. Many tall singles find their lovers there

  22. Valerie

    I used to think he was hot, and now all of a sudden I’m completely bored with him. Kinda in the way that Fish liked that Hayden chick and then in dropped off. It happens.

  23. Ew

    He looks so slimy. Does he ever bathe? And why does he always have that creepy expression on his face? Yuck.

  24. Ass-ome

    Hahaha he still looks like a vampire.

    Anyway, I’d definitively let him fu’ck me til I collapse

  25. mamamiasweetpeaches

    I dont know why everyone (including my 10 year old daughter) thinks hes “hot”. Look at pic 1! I dont know whats worse: teh huge nose, the horrible teeth or the eyebrows! He looks like Animal from THE MUPPET SHOW!

    Heard he smells like ass too.

  26. heyhey

    35.mamamiaasweetpeaches i tottally agree with you . Animal from muppet show and he doesnt take shower at all .

  27. trip

    he’s ugly as hell and those teeth yuck

  28. rob’s parents (and maybe his sister) were there last night too. guess they missed that little detail before writing this story. wonder how that was overlooked.

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