Jessica Simpson almost pitied by Eminem

May 14th, 2009 // 21 Comments

- Eminem debated whether to make fun of Jessica Simpson’s weight which proves he has a vagina. Science has spoken! [ICYDK]

- Kristin Cavallari is replacing Lauren Conrad on The Hills. Wait, I forgot my target demographic isn’t 15-year-old girls. Gotta stop doing that. [PopSugar]

- Gwyneth Paltrow posts her playlist on GOOP but mostly wants you to know she’s super besties with DJ AM and Samantha Ronson. You bow now, bitches! [Lainey Gossip]

- Katy Perry apparently turns back into a blow-up doll after midnight. I knew it! [Jezebel]

- Jonah Hill spoofs Spencer Pratt who tweets about how big of an erection it gave him. And that, children, is how unicorns are made. [Just Jared]

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Comments (21)

  1. OH EM GEE | May 14, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    FIRST ZOMG I R KEWLZZZZZ

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  2. Chilip | May 14, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    Frist.

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  3. sd | May 14, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    dsf

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  4. Super King | May 14, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    I`d still do Jessica gladly , especially in da ass

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  5. GuyHolly | May 14, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    Making fun of Jessica is like making fun of ‘tards. While fun, It’s like shooting fish in a barrell.

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  6. dirk | May 14, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    Martha Mathers is a little gossiping punk-ass bitch.

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  7. FRIST!!! | May 14, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    #2 what?

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  8. ROUGH--likes em natural | May 14, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    When is mr mathers going to challenge a male rapper?

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  9. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason | May 14, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    Heffalicious there Simpson – eeek

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  10. fasdf | May 14, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    I’m a 15-year-old girl. I hate The Hills. fuck you.

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  11. AirMail | May 14, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    FAKE! AIRBRUSH!

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  12. gerard vandenberg | May 15, 2009 at 12:50 am

    She didn’t tell you the truth.
    SHE MADE A BET WITH HER SISTER NOT TO SHIT FOR A WEEK.
    (she won the bet, folks)

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  13. Funny | May 15, 2009 at 1:47 am

    fuck off
    more funnt videos
    click on name

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  14. Tata Usa | May 15, 2009 at 5:04 am

    Is she pregnant? She is really fat.

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  15. Sentient Yeast Infection | May 15, 2009 at 6:19 am

    M&M is a marginally talented worthless wigger with no real and true purpose in life other than to pretend to be lip bouncing black dude. That’s really something to aspire to.

    Frist

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  16. 1moreidiotintheworld | May 15, 2009 at 7:17 am

    Enema weighs about as much as her beer gut

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  17. Gando | May 15, 2009 at 7:25 am

    Are her cut off pants grown into her skin or something? I bet she likes to get buried in these pants.

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  18. dude | May 15, 2009 at 7:27 am

    jessica is “muffin-top barbie”. id hit it once just for the fuck of it, but think about how stumpy shed look if she wasnt in those fuck-me heels.. do some sit-ups bitch!

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  19. meee | May 15, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    these posts suck ass. stop making them.

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  21. araceli gutierrez torres | February 6, 2010 at 10:45 pm

    those singers opportunists and to hunt fortune eminem. to hunt rich girl. beams rich of the people. a vividor. those types vividor to hunt rich girl. to hunt rich girl. beams rich of the people eminem. a vividor. that rich cazametero beams another beams vividos fascinated by fascinates to hunt rich young fortune deceive girl eminem by opportunistic intelligence eminem

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