Jessica Simpson almost pitied by Eminem

May 14th, 2009 // 21 Comments

- Eminem debated whether to make fun of Jessica Simpson’s weight which proves he has a vagina. Science has spoken! [ICYDK]

- Kristin Cavallari is replacing Lauren Conrad on The Hills. Wait, I forgot my target demographic isn’t 15-year-old girls. Gotta stop doing that. [PopSugar]

- Gwyneth Paltrow posts her playlist on GOOP but mostly wants you to know she’s super besties with DJ AM and Samantha Ronson. You bow now, bitches! [Lainey Gossip]

- Katy Perry apparently turns back into a blow-up doll after midnight. I knew it! [Jezebel]

- Jonah Hill spoofs Spencer Pratt who tweets about how big of an erection it gave him. And that, children, is how unicorns are made. [Just Jared]

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  1. AirMail

    FAKE! AIRBRUSH!

  2. She didn’t tell you the truth.
    SHE MADE A BET WITH HER SISTER NOT TO SHIT FOR A WEEK.
    (she won the bet, folks)

  3. fuck off
    more funnt videos
    click on name

  4. Is she pregnant? She is really fat.

  5. Sentient Yeast Infection

    M&M is a marginally talented worthless wigger with no real and true purpose in life other than to pretend to be lip bouncing black dude. That’s really something to aspire to.

    Frist

  6. 1moreidiotintheworld

    Enema weighs about as much as her beer gut

  7. Gando

    Are her cut off pants grown into her skin or something? I bet she likes to get buried in these pants.

  8. dude

    jessica is “muffin-top barbie”. id hit it once just for the fuck of it, but think about how stumpy shed look if she wasnt in those fuck-me heels.. do some sit-ups bitch!

  9. meee

    these posts suck ass. stop making them.

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