- Eminem debated whether to make fun of Jessica Simpson’s weight which proves he has a vagina. Science has spoken! [ICYDK]
- Kristin Cavallari is replacing Lauren Conrad on The Hills. Wait, I forgot my target demographic isn’t 15-year-old girls. Gotta stop doing that. [PopSugar]
- Gwyneth Paltrow posts her playlist on GOOP but mostly wants you to know she’s super besties with DJ AM and Samantha Ronson. You bow now, bitches! [Lainey Gossip]
- Katy Perry apparently turns back into a blow-up doll after midnight. I knew it! [Jezebel]
- Jonah Hill spoofs Spencer Pratt who tweets about how big of an erection it gave him. And that, children, is how unicorns are made. [Just Jared]
Photos: Pacific Coast News
OH EM GEE | May 14, 2009 at 5:47 pm
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Chilip | May 14, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Frist.
sd | May 14, 2009 at 5:47 pm
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Super King | May 14, 2009 at 5:49 pm
I`d still do Jessica gladly , especially in da ass
GuyHolly | May 14, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Making fun of Jessica is like making fun of ‘tards. While fun, It’s like shooting fish in a barrell.
dirk | May 14, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Martha Mathers is a little gossiping punk-ass bitch.
FRIST!!! | May 14, 2009 at 6:40 pm
#2 what?
ROUGH--likes em natural | May 14, 2009 at 6:48 pm
When is mr mathers going to challenge a male rapper?
Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason | May 14, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Heffalicious there Simpson – eeek
fasdf | May 14, 2009 at 7:20 pm
I’m a 15-year-old girl. I hate The Hills. fuck you.
AirMail | May 14, 2009 at 9:20 pm
FAKE! AIRBRUSH!
gerard vandenberg | May 15, 2009 at 12:50 am
She didn’t tell you the truth.
SHE MADE A BET WITH HER SISTER NOT TO SHIT FOR A WEEK.
(she won the bet, folks)
Funny | May 15, 2009 at 1:47 am
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Tata Usa | May 15, 2009 at 5:04 am
Is she pregnant? She is really fat.
Sentient Yeast Infection | May 15, 2009 at 6:19 am
M&M is a marginally talented worthless wigger with no real and true purpose in life other than to pretend to be lip bouncing black dude. That’s really something to aspire to.
Frist
1moreidiotintheworld | May 15, 2009 at 7:17 am
Enema weighs about as much as her beer gut
Gando | May 15, 2009 at 7:25 am
Are her cut off pants grown into her skin or something? I bet she likes to get buried in these pants.
dude | May 15, 2009 at 7:27 am
jessica is “muffin-top barbie”. id hit it once just for the fuck of it, but think about how stumpy shed look if she wasnt in those fuck-me heels.. do some sit-ups bitch!
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