Shanna Moakler resigns from Miss California organization

- Shanna Moakler resigned in protest today from the Miss California USA organization. Is it because she wants to do more topless stuff? Say it’s the topless stuff. [I’m Not Obsessed]

- Spencer Pratt literally calls himself the “White Jay-Z” after releasing a rap single. Everyone in hip-hop is a bitch if this kid doesn’t get shot TONIGHT. I said it. [Pink is the New Blog]

- Brooke Hogan banned her mom Linda Hogan from her 21st birthday party last week. Apparently, there was a one tranny limit. Understandable. [Celebslam]

- Wanda Sykes’ and her wife are the proud mothers of twins. The babies are only two weeks old and already want Rush Limbaugh to die. Aww… [Just Jared]

- Ewan McGregor stopped by Regis & Kelly this morning which raises the age-old question “Who would win in a fight: Obi-Wan, or the Penis Button?” [Lainey Gossip]

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