Katie Price likes to drink

- Peter Andre blames Katie Price’s drinking for their divorce. Hey, what else is a married, giant-breasted woman supposed to do all day? She didn’t buy those things to clean the oven with. Or did she? Because mine’s looking a bit dingy… [Allie is Wired]

- Heidi Klum and Seal renew their vows by dressing up like who the fuck knows what? On a happier note, Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge now know a new level of fancy. [Best Week Ever]

- Lady GaGa continues to push boundaries – by appearing on Ellen. Next stop, Regis & Kelly, bitches! [Videogum]

- Shanna Moakler looks a bit pissed today. Why do I get the feeling Donald Trump is about to get a heel to the testicles? But for free this time. [Jezebel]

- Jennifer Lopez is still making music? And Skeletor allows this? Huh. I thought there’d only Latin singing sensation allowed in that relationship. And it’s their gay pool boy Ricky Martin. — He’s had a rough year. [PopSugar]

- Dakota Fanning gets her Twilight on. Apparently the sequel has flying bat children. Neat. [ICYDK]

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