Julia Roberts is capable of profanity

- Julia Roberts swears! And even more shockingly, is alive. Holy shit! [PopSugar]

- Fergie’s shoe line includes heels named after The Jonas Brothers? So are you not allowed to wear them until you’re married? I don’t get it. [MTV Buzzworthy]

- Courtney Love is opening up a lingerie store. Want to make your husband impotent? Your prayers have been answered. [ICYDK]

- Hugh Jackman isn’t fucking with swine flu and has canceled the Mexican leg of his Wolverine promotional tour. Fortunately, he waited for Heidi and Spencer to get down there before saying “Ha, you’re joking right? Pull the plug.” [Videogum]

- Gisele Bundchen takes her baby out to play. Even though it came of Bridget Moynahan’s vagina. Mere technicality. [Jezebel]

- Keria Knightley insists she eats. In fact, she loves food so much she’ll marry it right here then have food children. — I’ve gone too far, haven’t I? [Best Week Ever]

- Suri Cruise bolts from Tom Cruise. Katie Holmes, you should take notes. [Allie is Wired]

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