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By: The Superficial / April 27, 2009

- Katie Holmes allowed in public without Tom?! Somewhere he just uppercut a cockroach. After getting a stool and jumping really high that is. [Just Jared]

- Kathleen Turner or Britney Spears in 15 years? Not even they know. [Celebslam]

- Guy Ritchie is a big fan of the Jesus/Madonna relationship. Better his penis than Guy’s. Am I right? High five! [I’m Not Obsessed]

- Meg Ryan is aging well? Maybe? Don’t quote me on that. [Lainey Gossip]

- Matthew McConaughey will challenge any dad to a diaper changing race. Right here, right now. I suddenly feel very sorry for Levi’s first little league game. “Mom, why is dad’s shirt off? And he keeps whipping beers at me to run faster.” [Pink is the New Blog]

- Octomom gets a tattoo to honor her Octo-babies. Hmm… who else do I know with lots of kids and tattoos? Don’t tell me. I know this one. [Radar Online]

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