Nevermind Everybody, Amanda Bynes Is Fine

May 1st, 2013 // 55 Comments
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It seems we may have turned a corner with this whole Amanda Bynes is a paranoid, batshit stoner who puts doll clothes on her cat Drake and accuses him of being a government spy narrative. Seen above is what I would submit to any psychiatric review board as evidence not only of a clear-minded understanding of healthy body weight, but also how the male brain works in relation to sex with the mentally ill.

AMANDA: Excuse me sir, can you turn off the microphone in that coaster? They’re tracking us right now.
GUY IN BAR: Uh, get away from me you crazy asshole.
AMANDA: takes off shirt
GUY IN BAR: You wanna get out of here?

Photo: Twitter

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  1. Name (Visible)

    Jesus Christ…she looks like OctoMom now.

  2. Amanda Bynes Huge Cleavage Bra Twitter
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    nice titties, too bad her face is fucked up. she looks like octomom.

    • As I sat on the shitter perusing The Superficial on my phone I thought “Holy shit Octomom’s liposuctioned body looks the best it has ever looked!”
      I then read that it was Amanda Bynes and simultaneously vomited and shit. The result of which still looked better than where Amanda’s life is at.

  3. Never mind her batshitcraziness … WTF happened to her face?

    • cc

      I think that being in close proximity to chemicals being heated with an open flame is bad for your complexion.

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    flaT
    Commented on this photo:

    What the fuck is with the droopy basset-hound face

  5. The face is entering track wreck territory.

    But, oh, those titties. It’s amazing the stuff I’ll put up with from a nice pair of titties. Seriously. Why did I do this? Why did I allow that? How did I let myself get into this situation?

    Titties. If it ain’t money, it’s titties.

    Goddamn those things.

  6. cc

    Holy desperation. See everyone? I’ve still got nice tits!

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    Nasty Butler
    Commented on this photo:

    The gravitational pull of her massive titties is sucking her face in.

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    She’s always had a nice rack. WTF happened to her face?

  9. Amanda Bynes Huge Cleavage Bra Twitter
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    The shaved head is not working for you. Never do it again.

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    B&WMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    The camera on a smartphone can recognise a face, not to mention the flash from a mirror, so how hard can it be to make one that electrocutes you when you try to take a selfie?

    • LOL27

      then celebs and others would adapt, and take selfies that did not include a mirror. Like using a camera timer app or holding the camera out in front of you and taking the pic.

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Hair styling by Harvey Dent, from Salon De Arkham in Beverly Hills. And you just know she shaved the rest of her body in the same way, exactly like the sink faucet told her to do.

  12. Cock Dr

    Parts of her are still healthy.

    • colt13

      Agree. First time I ever noticed her boobs.

      Shows you how good of an actress she is. Look at her now, then picture her role in Easy A. 180 degree difference.

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    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    And just what is that in her right hand? Its either an antennae, or something you insert, and then I don’t want to know what that is.

  14. anonymous

    I’m surprised Apple hasn’t sued her yet for making their iPhone’s camera appear shitty when it comes to taking pictures.

    And is that a tampon in her hand?

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    Raymond Flattenburg
    Commented on this photo:

    What a posh bathroom. Not.

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    Tiggles
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s the box of Cocoa Puffs?

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    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that really Amanda Bynes ?

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    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to hit it but I wholeheartedly believe she would be making duck faces and trying to take iphone pics the whole time.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Skrillex looks like shit.

  20. right

    The things guys will put up with when a girl has a nice natural rack. LIKE BEING INSANE.

    Bet she would be a great fuck. But you would have to go into the witness relocation program to get away from her after.

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    bill
    Commented on this photo:

    All I can hear is the Joker’s voice, “LOOK AT ME!!!”

  22. She mostly looks good from the neck down. Mostly.

  23. InsaneMembrane

    Amanda Bynes is coo-coo for CocoPuffs.

  24. InsaneMembrane

    And her tits are implants.

  25. Just...Crazy

    These boobs are fake first of all…watch any of her movies she’s naturally about a B (if that) Second I’ll never understand how a man can have any sexual feelings towards a woman JUST because of tits…check out the rest of the package first you desperate little men…no waist line, no ass, busted face, eating disorder, crazy beyond help….SERIOUSLY men are so f*cked no wonder I really can’t stand them,

    • Why are you being such a cunt? Nobody called you a bull-Dyke Leather Freak…yet!

    • Frank Burns

      pics?

    • Maybe if you where not a fat cow and what seems to be a freakin bitch, more men would like you. Not even lesbo’s like a cunt like yourself.

    • Just...Crazy

      Wow looks like I pissed off some men because I spoke the truth? Ashamed that a pair of fake tits could persuade you to f*ck a crazy std carrying man body (besides the tits). Maybe if you had a real girl you’d realize how desperate you seem

      • Hey, Just Crazy…these comments have nothing whatsoever to do with Amanda Bynes or her tits, real or otherwise, or who would or would not fuck her. What they DO have to do with is your man-hating, “Ms. Know-It-All” attitude and your fucking mouth that is so nasty you have to pay men to let you suck their dicks. Do you pay extra if they let you swallow the load?

    • The feeling’s mutual, JC. Men can’t stand you either.

  26. She looks like the type of person who forgets to wipe the ol buttocks but does remember to take pics of her boobs.

  27. Amanda Bynes Huge Cleavage Bra Twitter
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    Seriously, what is up with that wonk eye. She presents me as the type of chick you would bang and then go through your wallet while you showered.

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    Interred Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    35lbs overweight?? Only if you can measure crazy in lbs.
    Her weight looks fine….her mental state does not.
    I assume those are bolt-ons?? Don’t remember that large a rack….

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    bill
    Commented on this photo:

    looksl ike octomom

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    mr. fuck you
    Commented on this photo:

    her face is the platonic ideal of derp

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    KingDoosher
    Commented on this photo:

    Merrg Drrrgler porrgllb dglr!

  32. unreasoning anxiety

    did not know she had (real or fake ) big jugs.
    makes the crazy quotient a little smaller.I would only fuck her under an assumed name , in case she were to get some kind of attachment

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    Holy fuck she has a stellar body and tits. Why would you ruin that by doing what she has done to her face? Someone needs to step in and help her, nothing like this should be wasted.

  34. P Didddy

    WTF? Why does her bathroom look exactly like mine. Isn’t she rich?

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    dingdong
    Commented on this photo:

    i would fuck the shit out of that train wreck!!!!!!!!!

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    rcb
    Commented on this photo:

    That is freaking massive sleep deprivation and a ton of other crap to screw up a face that bad.

    It can’t all be lighting and camera angles.

  37. SMB

    …looks like she’s good on extra toilet paper, so…

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    Indiana Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Marilyn Manson has a SWEET rack!

  39. Jenn

    That’s a Sharpie in her hand. I knew that’s what she was using on her eyebrows!

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    AK
    Commented on this photo:

    These girls are losing their minds because they act like porn stars, then they can’t handle it.

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