Michael Jackson was ordered to shut down his Neverland Valley Ranch on Thursday by California authorities. The ranch was closed by an agent of the State Labor Commissioner after the office discovered that his worker’s compensation policy had lapsed in January. Local animal welfare officials have been asked to care for the inhabitants of Neverland’s zoo. The order prohibits Jackson from employing anyone at the 2,800-acre ranch until the insurance issues are resolved.
More bad news for Michael. No Neverland, no sex children. And thus the garden of hairless delights is gone. But maybe he’ll recover. Maybe he’ll start a new place. More honestly named. Like MolesterLand. As in “what happens in MolesterLand, better damn well stay in MolesterLand.”
































ACKKKK! Help, that picture is so scary, great I’ll have nightmares all this week now. Thanks a lot superficial!
Upon opening of MolesterLand, Michael Jackson plans to drop his legal name and take on the title of ‘Chester the Molester’. If asked if his new name is a direct insinuation as to the kind of activities he likes to engage in, he will simply claim that he doesn’t know what a molester is, and only heard the term on T.V. and thought it had a nice ring to it.
Has anyone ever really thought about what it would be like to Michael Jackson? He must easily be the weirdest person alive. I’m suprised he hasn’t killed himself.
Once that chick gets electrolysis, she’ll be hot.
To Sister Morphine (#32), they would give him a medal for touching little boys in the middle east. Those backward Muslims think that women are unclean, and there is nothing better than a nice man-hole. So MJ is their ideal role model. Filthy rich, immune from prosecution and a conscienceless, drug addicted boy-bugger. A perfect middle east combination. He is in his element there. Just feel sorry for the poor misbegotten white children he has stolen and taken there. Their lives have been bent forever and one day they will be writing tell-all books.
You people are just so JEALOUS , I am selling Neverland to my good friend Tom Cruise , so he and the Scientologists can carry on my work there.
I am building a new Palace in Bahrain it will be called Tinkerbelland and you people will not be able to touch me.
Na na na na na kiss my butt , love and kisses, especially to my little buddies out there….
I fell for Michael in 1993 when I was 14. Now I am 27 so itt has been 13 years since I’ve been a fan. I have been emotionally,mentally and sppiritually agonizing for the old, Thriller decade Black Micchael. The one when all that mattered was his soulful beautiful music. But now those days are long gone and unless someone can find and wield a magic wand back to 1983 that “Horrifying” picture above is what we’re left with. But let us be thankful for modern technology and the common camera who managed to capture the beautiful pictures you are about to see. Let us remember what Michael really meant to share with us. His music. Here’s the link.
http://www.celebritywonder.com/cgi-bin/frame/frame2.cgi?michaeljackson==http://slayerized.dreamhost.com/mjj/agent/gallery80misc.htm
I fell for Michael in 1993 when I was 14. Now I am 27 so itt has been 13 years since I’ve been a fan. I have been emotionally,mentally and sppiritually agonizing for the old, Thriller decade Black Micchael. The one when all that mattered was his soulful beautiful music. But now those days are long gone and unless someone can find and wield a magic wand back to 1983 that “Horrifying” picture above is what we’re left with. But let us be thankful for modern technology and the common camera who managed to capture the beautiful pictures you are about to see. Let us remember what Michael really meant to share with us. His music. Here’s the link.
http://www.celebritywonder.com/cgi-bin/frame/frame2.cgi?michaeljackson==http://slayerized.dreamhost.com/mjj/agent/gallery80misc.htm
These ones happen to be my favorites!!!
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