Michael Jackson was ordered to shut down his Neverland Valley Ranch on Thursday by California authorities. The ranch was closed by an agent of the State Labor Commissioner after the office discovered that his worker’s compensation policy had lapsed in January. Local animal welfare officials have been asked to care for the inhabitants of Neverland’s zoo. The order prohibits Jackson from employing anyone at the 2,800-acre ranch until the insurance issues are resolved.
More bad news for Michael. No Neverland, no sex children. And thus the garden of hairless delights is gone. But maybe he’ll recover. Maybe he’ll start a new place. More honestly named. Like MolesterLand. As in “what happens in MolesterLand, better damn well stay in MolesterLand.”
lysistrata11 | March 10, 2006 at 11:01 am
It’s about damned time.
Chris'sMom | March 10, 2006 at 11:02 am
His nose looks like its going to fall off. Ewww. How gross.
tits_on_snack | March 10, 2006 at 11:03 am
i want that photo blown up x10000 and hung on my livingroom wall.
SuperSpence | March 10, 2006 at 11:03 am
The Michael Jackson Pre-pubescent Male Genital Examination and Manipulation Center [Bahrain Chapter].
Jacq | March 10, 2006 at 11:19 am
Superspence is superhilarious today!
Grphdesi23 | March 10, 2006 at 11:26 am
I swear we could put pictures of Michael in a Natural History Museum in the Ape section, and no one would know the difference.
prideofchucky | March 10, 2006 at 11:40 am
Just my luck- I had season passes for Neverland. Wasn’t cheap either- it set me back 5 ziplock bags of my own semen.
Jayne | March 10, 2006 at 11:44 am
…it’s been a while now hasn’t it.
christina_the_wench | March 10, 2006 at 11:45 am
Ew prideofchucky. I hope Michael didn’t help you dispense it. ‘Course you’re probably over 10 yrs. old so nevermind.
HollyJ | March 10, 2006 at 11:59 am
I think I hear the sighs of relief of thousands of little boy anuses all over Southern California.
Cornholio | March 10, 2006 at 12:00 pm
There is not sufficient time to count the ways that Michael/Michaela is just so wrong.
OK, so he molested kids at Neverland for YEARS and they are just now shutting that perv trap down….because his insurance expired?? Oh well, whatever it takes I guess.
I hope that freakazoid stays in Behrain.
tieveasilona | March 10, 2006 at 12:11 pm
i wonder if it is too late for him to get a face transplant?
frangly | March 10, 2006 at 12:12 pm
Jeez, just look at that picture. Remember how good looking he was when Thriller came out? After just a *little* bit of plastic surgery? Why would he have wanted to tamper with that further?
I wonder if the Bahrainis are more tolerant of child abuse? I mean, really.
Spindoc | March 10, 2006 at 12:19 pm
I wonder if they are finding rooms full of lost innocents and vats of childrens tears down in the basement…..I feel bad for Michael, without the blood of make virgins to sustain him he will soon begin to rot.
thatshot | March 10, 2006 at 12:34 pm
Am I the only one that kind of feels bad for him? Okay so yeah he’s a child molester… but this man has serious issues – and the only thing that made him happy was like, pretending he was peter pan with the lost boys and living in Neverland. I think it’s sad.
senin | March 10, 2006 at 12:36 pm
Check out the color of his lips – looks like he was into the Jesus juice…
BabyBayBayLeigh010 | March 10, 2006 at 12:38 pm
why THAT picture…its hideous and scary!
next time whip out one from thriller or something!
boredatwurk | March 10, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Does anyone else feel a certain giddy delight seeing this man go down? I don’t have a lot of compassion for child molesters.
Pearly | March 10, 2006 at 12:55 pm
I have to agree with #18 here. Boo Hoo for Michael you know? He only had milions of dollars to make him feel better. He should have spent it on a psychiatrist! As for that face it makes me sad..I’m dating myself here but I remember when Off The Wall came out and he was so handsome..even the surgery just before Thriller came out horrified me. Like why are you so ashamed of your nose? You are a black man! Ragingly successful and so you cut your nose off?
I knew he was a nutcase right then and there.
Zanna | March 10, 2006 at 1:02 pm
so hard to believe this used to be him:
http://mjnolimit.free.fr/img/album/chanson/OTW/OTW.jpg
Cynicharisma | March 10, 2006 at 1:16 pm
I don’t know if you guys have seen this, but it made me laugh like a monkey. It’s just another picture of Michael jackson (or as I’ve started calling him, the “missing link”).
http://www.zoltron.com/apes/
wildchildintn | March 10, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Wouldn’t it be funny if that was really a mask he was wearing all these years, hiding his original black face…lol…if he starts peeling that shit off, then I’ll truly be shocked..otherwise, been there/seen that :o)
hafaball | March 10, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Or he could just buy a house and hopefully live in seclusion for the rest of his life. And not call it any weird names…can’t he just be a normal human? I’m sure he’s a nice guy once you get to know him…but not too well O.o
amma | March 10, 2006 at 1:56 pm
Monster is the right word. I’m sorry for whatever happened to him that he became the way he is…But I agree with #18, he needs to go down, hard and fast. And I for one will be beyond delighted to watch. Its been way too long in coming.
playahater101 | March 10, 2006 at 2:12 pm
Yes, I agree with you #18 & 24. I have absolutely no sympathy for this man and enjoy watching his world crumble. My full satisfaction will be complete when those 3 innocent kids are taken away from him.
Speaking of, in case anyone was wondering how he produced those kids, here’s an interesting story I posted on the other Michael Jackson story but I think we all got caught up in the Paris Herpes story.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,186849,00.html
Spacedog | March 10, 2006 at 2:16 pm
I see dead people.
Spacedog | March 10, 2006 at 2:17 pm
I see dead people.
The Lazy Asian | March 10, 2006 at 2:21 pm
I heard that he’s thinking of converting to Islam. Assuming he converts as a woman, at least he’ll get to cover his face.
Spindoc | March 10, 2006 at 2:35 pm
I find it interesting that nobody in any paper is pointing out the glaringly obvious. That he is a transvestite. When he lives in America he wears make-up, false eyelashes, lipstick, Blush and long flowing wigs. When he goes to the Middle East he wears the long gown that women wear and uses the woman’s bathroom. The papers here will insist on calling him Eccentric etc… but if they are going to avoid the OBVIOUS child molester angle, you think they would at least point out the obvious, that they guy dresses like a woman. Oh yeah, one more thing, I think that he has corey Haim locked up in his basement.
missscoobie | March 10, 2006 at 2:35 pm
like the Islams would take his sorry ass. or face.
I can’t tell them apart.
Spindoc | March 10, 2006 at 2:36 pm
I find it interesting that nobody in any paper is pointing out the glaringly obvious. That he is a transvestite. When he lives in America he wears make-up, false eyelashes, lipstick, Blush and long flowing wigs. When he goes to the Middle East he wears the long gown that women wear and uses the woman’s bathroom. The papers here will insist on calling him Eccentric etc… but if they are going to avoid the OBVIOUS child molester angle, you think they would at least point out the obvious, that they guy dresses like a woman. Oh yeah, one more thing, I think that he has corey Haim locked up in his basement.
Sister Morphine | March 10, 2006 at 2:59 pm
Awww, gee. I’m like, all sad and broken up about it.
Fuck Michael Jackson. I hope that while he’s in the Middle East, he tries to touch a little boy, and the cut his balls off.
Spacedog | March 10, 2006 at 3:58 pm
I see dead people.
Grphdesi23 | March 10, 2006 at 4:35 pm
Peter Pan
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pickletickle | March 10, 2006 at 4:43 pm
I heard that the hair on his face is actually pubic hair that he had to have transplanted because he had gone thru electrolisis a while back, then decided he wanted facial hair…
Jacq | March 10, 2006 at 5:25 pm
#6 – In days of old yes, no one would notice. Now they’d have to estabish a ‘white noseless woman’ exhibit and he’d melt into the walls.
Seriously, I wish the AP would start using old photos of him. From back when he looked black, wore no make-up and bore some semblence (sp) of being a man.
boredatwurk | March 10, 2006 at 6:57 pm
#31 heh heh. Corey Haim. I wondered why he disappeared.
jida | March 10, 2006 at 7:34 pm
He’s probably so happy that he is walking around free. What a close call. It really is a miracle he didn’t get convicted.
Hara | March 10, 2006 at 7:44 pm
Dang….. at least he’s still hot.
prideofchucky | March 10, 2006 at 8:35 pm
Hara has major problems…
Michael’s already making a new theme park! One ride is supposed to have alot in common with Knotts Berry Farm’s LOGRIDE…
Well maybe just a common name since his LOGRIDE has no water or boats but it does involve lining up little boys, dark tunneling caves and lots of screaming/crying!
Dee | March 10, 2006 at 8:53 pm
you guys found a good pic of him for a change…
Pez_D_Spencer | March 10, 2006 at 9:01 pm
29 – “I think that he has corey Haim locked up in his basement.”
Well, for that, at least, the world owes him a debt of gratitude. It would be nice if he could get Corey Feldman down there, too, but that would deprive the world of the hilarity that is the Corey Feldman Truth Experience.
Seriously – if anyone ever gets the chance, you have to go see Feldman’s band. “Hysterically funny” doesn’t even begin to describe it…
QOTD | March 10, 2006 at 10:24 pm
OMG! He looks like something that was created by the Puppet Master. Holy Mother of God!! #10 you are hilarious! LMAO…
Fatty Boom-Batty | March 10, 2006 at 10:29 pm
Billie Jean is not my lover, she’s just a girl that thinks that I am the one. But, the kid is not my son. HE-HE!
What bitterly ironic foreshadowing…
lastangelman | March 11, 2006 at 2:40 am
Why the al-Khalifah family allows this freak to remain … (OOOOMMMMPHHHH)
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HAVE A NICE DAY (BUKRA INSHALLAH)
slinkhard | March 11, 2006 at 7:01 am
I’d hit it.
SierraMist | March 11, 2006 at 10:54 am
Oh my God! Its Hard to believe that he was acctually cute at one point in time! What the Hell Happend? …I swear celebrities can murder any one they want rape any one they want …. and even MOLEST KIDS……but if they got money, they can get off easy….so its about Freakin time mr. molester here got shown that just because he plead innocent , people still knows hes…. GUILTY!
Shaun | March 11, 2006 at 12:04 pm
He should be locked up.
IgotMINE! | March 11, 2006 at 9:15 pm
i think hes crazy and does need help…i dont really see alot of crazy people, but the ones i saw werent really running to get help. they believe they are ok. so maybe he does need help.
before i get attacked, im not saying hes right for what hes done, im sayin dude is crazy.
#44: i agree… maybe it went on back then…
#46: ewww…lol
Lord Absu | March 11, 2006 at 10:04 pm
Mike looks like some hideous latex-skinned animatronic done in the hopes of joining Stan Winston’s Creature Workshop.
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I will now proceed to gracelessly expel this night’s delicious dinner all over my keyboard.