Neve Campbell topless = Uh, cool? I think…

April 25th, 2008 // 172 Comments

Hey, remember when Neve Campbell and Denise Richards got naked in Wild Things and made out in a pool? But only Denise would show her boobs? Well, finally, ten years later and from her new movie I Really Hate My Job I present to you Neve Campbell’s boobies! Ta-da? … Yeesh, what happened here? I’ve seen some boobs in my day (Read: 7) and I’m pretty sure they’re not supposed to look like that. Did Neve Campbell have some sort of freak rolling pin accident while baking? Because, ladies, let this be a cautionary tale: The kitchen is a very dangerous place. So, be careful in there and how ’bout some sandwiches?

Thanks to Matt – I think. I’ll get back to you when I stop crying.

Photos: The Sun
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  1. mrs.t

    The whole package is just a bit too Planet of the Apes.

    And gravity makes us all its bitches in the end.

    And I need to add that after nursing 2 kids, my tits aren’t what they were ten years ago, but even to my tired old mama eyes those are some hideous flapjack titties.

  2. I think she’s still attractive, but this is pretty late in coming. She’d probably have scored a much bigger career boost if she had done this when she was younger.

  3. mrs.t

    And #47-excellent work.

  4. nipolian

    Someone needs to let Dr. Michael Salzhauer know that we have his next ad campain here.

  5. Quinn

    I feel let down…. and a bit saggy :o(

  6. ldsqtbea

    i dont see anything wrong with them

  7. Quinn

    good one 47

  8. Donkey Ass

    Bill Clinton stole my line!

  9. Moi

    Of course guys here have never seen or had a REAL woman…all they do is masturbate in front of their computer screen..and when they see the real thing, they’re all “ewwwww”

    Your lack of experience is showing guys….

  10. Boy I'm Glad Mine Don't Look Like Those

    #43
    LOL

  11. an den?

    She has 3 bellybuttons!!!!!

  12. gotmilk?

    21, do you have shit-for-brains? all those things that 10 said were in reference to her tits.

  13. Somuchsoap

    #60, you’re stupid.

  14. Spongebob Gangsta

    A young topless Janet Reno…yay

  15. Liz

    Have you all forgotten what non-implant boobs look like? I mean, yeah, these are kind of flat, but they’re also pretty normal compared to the plastic implant stuffed hollywood types.
    Get over it!

  16. pinks

    She used to be a a ballerina before she became an actress, that may be why her breasts take that particular shape. There’s nothing wrong with them at all, that’s sad that no one seems this negative over disgusting obvious implants but when a real woman shows her boobs everyone is disgusted.

  17. That picture looks ridiculously photoshopped. I don’t buy it.

  18. Starhater

    Nice pair of baloney tits there

  19. stayclassy

    um, her neck and head have a different body tone than her body… Sorry, those are somebody else’s boobs…

  20. amy

    She is so hot. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite —”W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m”—- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

  21. jmp

    her boobs aren’t half as bad as her hair

  22. Malffy Hernandes

    This isn’t a shock see ‘When will I be love’ leave it to the stupid superficial.

  23. I hate to break it to you, but that is indeed what real boobies look like.

  24. Jammy

    …it’s not the tits, it’s those dessicated look-like-they’ve-been- removed-and-reattached nipples….. creepy paste-on looking.
    If I sucked them, would they have plumped? Didn’t they have a nipple fluffer on the set? Ice?

  25. paul

    @37

    inverted nipples can be sexy. I’ve seen them before and been turned on. But keep in mind I saw them on a real live girl, not on the internet. And popped out as she got horny.

    Conclusion: inverted nipples are OK..Neve should have gotten topless in Wild Things 10 years ago, too.

  26. lb

    What’s wrong with her breasts? Not packed with enough silicone for you?

  27. mybellysmadeofjelly

    “well boys, when a boy makes a response joke that completely misses the point of the original…”

    anyway, if i look like that when i hit the menopause, i’ll die happy

  28. Veroonica

    No 77. I just prefer my flap jacks with lots of butter and syrup, not hanging from some ugly dykes rib cage.

  29. Sierra

    aww congratulations little boys. you’ve seen your first real breasts!

  30. A78

    Uh, 78? She’s only 34.

  31. Snoop

    why does she have a man’s nipple?

  32. Bill Clinton

    #58: Is… is.. is that you Hillary?

  33. Bill Clinton

    #60 said : “all they do is masturbate in front of their computer screen”

    Well of course we do. Didn’t you see the science report that found that guys who whip their skippy have less of a chance of getting prostate cancer?

    We’re just practicing good health.

    Here’s cream in your eye!!!

  34. Harry Ballzack

    What’s really creepy, is they probably looked a lot firmer and perkier 10 years ago, but that does not explain the “Man Nipples”

  35. bootlips

    I like a good nipple to suck on………….. and no…. not my Mom’s.

  36. Bill Clinton

    #86: Your sister’s?

  37. fygu

    I’m 34 with two kids that I breastfed and my tits are bigger and not saggy. That does not happen to everyone fools.

  38. mamadough

    you are right, i have seen those boobs in real life, on chimpanzees and fat 10 year old boys.

  39. My Penis

    Floppy Fritters…no wonder she never Whooped em’ out befer. Alb would still eat em like a greasy churro though, Alb is a slut.

  40. Fasc(ion)ist(a)

    She always struck me as a dyke, even in her “sexy and Party of Five days. Now all doubt has been removed.

  41. Jeremiah

    I thought there was something wrong with them, when I seen the movie “when will I be loved” There are virtually no fucking nipples. I don’t personally mind a little sag, but nipples like that make me limp.

    To the eurpoean douche bags, … You are not superior, stop trying to act like it.

    We like our women trimmed, we like them to have nipples. We like women who look like women, not hairy fucking men. So take your bisexual fucking asses out of here. We don’t like you and eventually we are going to nuke you anyway, so shut the fuck up.

  42. Skippy McJonesy

    Uhh, sorry ladies. If your tits look like this then you too have nasty man boobs. Mine look nothing like this and I’ve had two kids and breast fed them both. Then again, I lucked out with D’s. She probably has to enhance to fit in an A. I’m not usually one for the fakies, but shit, it you look like this then please to the world a favor and keep that nasty shit covered or get a damn boob job. Ech!

  43. leeza

    These look photoshopped. Just sayin

  44. bosendorfer

    it’s the ruined/never-were nipples that absolutely kill this. this is in the birth defect category. it’s a shame. she’s attractive in most other ways although this is such a detraction that it’s something of a one-step-forward-two-steps-back kind of thing. sorry, neve. better luck next time around. we’re all, after all, just passing through.

  45. bosendorfer

    it’s the ruined/never-were nipples that absolutely kill this. this is in the birth defect category. it’s a shame. she’s attractive in most other ways although this is such a detraction that it’s something of a one-step-forward-two-steps-back kind of thing. sorry, neve. better luck next time around. we’re all, after all, just passing through.

  46. Seriously, that isn’t age. Those I’m sure were always crap tits.

    And all you Euros.. I’ve seen the fake tits you guys put in your Maxim and FHM girls, they suck, nipples way off cockeyed to the sky facing different hemispheres, the main brunt of the swelling way up at the top. So, yes I understand your aversion to fake tits.

  47. BEAM

    “Moi –

    Of course guys here have never seen or had a REAL woman….and when they see the real thing, they’re all “ewwwww”.”

    So, Adriana Lima, Kelly Brook etc. are what then? Robots? CGI?

  48. Daniel

    I dunno if I believe these, they look a little photoshop-esque to me…

    Fishy

  49. Lulu

    And this is where a really good bra comes in lol. I feel kinda good about my boobies now. Thanks Neve!!

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