Hey, remember when Neve Campbell and Denise Richards got naked in Wild Things and made out in a pool? But only Denise would show her boobs? Well, finally, ten years later and from her new movie I Really Hate My Job I present to you Neve Campbell’s boobies! Ta-da? … Yeesh, what happened here? I’ve seen some boobs in my day (Read: 7) and I’m pretty sure they’re not supposed to look like that. Did Neve Campbell have some sort of freak rolling pin accident while baking? Because, ladies, let this be a cautionary tale: The kitchen is a very dangerous place. So, be careful in there and how ’bout some sandwiches?
Thanks to Matt – I think. I’ll get back to you when I stop crying.
Photos: The Sun
M | April 25, 2008 at 2:56 pm
ugh
what tha | April 25, 2008 at 2:57 pm
WHat in the flying fuck is the matter with those things? did she used to be a duder?
lukewilsonfans.com | April 25, 2008 at 2:58 pm
THIS IS KIND OF SCARY.
NO, IT’S A LOT SCARY.
HEY, WHY DON’T YOU EVER POST GOSSIP ABOUT LUKE WILSON??? I LOVE HIM. SO MUCH BETTER THAN LOOKING AT NEVE CAMPBELL’S … UH CHEST.
BEAM | April 25, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Well, they’re real so I give her props for that, but, yeah… gravity is a bitch.
Lara | April 25, 2008 at 2:59 pm
those are wild things..
Bill Clinton | April 25, 2008 at 3:00 pm
That makes my penis sad….
JohnnE | April 25, 2008 at 3:00 pm
what the fuck? they aren’t inflated with silicon fake so there is something wrong with them! You Yanks are so fucking fucked up.
JohnnE | April 25, 2008 at 3:00 pm
what the fuck? they aren’t inflated with silicon fake so there is something wrong with them! You Yanks are so fucking fucked up.
M | April 25, 2008 at 3:02 pm
JohnnE- hush now or we’ll make you brush your teeth
Roger Ebert's remaining jaw | April 25, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Her career has drooped recently.
All signs for success used to be pointing up for her but now it looks like they’re pointing down.
Early on she was riding a big bubble of popularity, but now it’s deflated.
She used to be an actress I wanted to have a romantic dinner with, but now I think of breakfast pancakes.
She did a lot of physically stressful scenes in those horror movies, so she grew fond of her hot water bottles.
She has bad tits.
BEAM | April 25, 2008 at 3:06 pm
“what the fuck? they aren’t inflated with silicon fake so there is something wrong with them! You Yanks are so fucking fucked up.”
I blame Victoria Beckham
Barak Hussein oBama. | April 25, 2008 at 3:07 pm
M—HA HA Awsome!
Dave Farmer | April 25, 2008 at 3:07 pm
This will not be Neve’s first onscreen nudity. She had a long shower scene at the beginning of “When Will I Be Loved” (2004).
blp | April 25, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I’ve seen some boobs in my day (Read: 7) LMAO
Jenipurrr | April 25, 2008 at 3:10 pm
mmmmm….pancakes. Wear is the maple syrup when you need it? Oh…you mean she isn’t using her chest as a flapjack warmer? WTF? No yummy Mrs. Butterworth moments in my near future? now I’m pissed…
Jenipurrr | April 25, 2008 at 3:10 pm
mmmmm….pancakes. Where is the maple syrup when you need it? Oh…you mean she isn’t using her chest as a flapjack warmer? WTF? No yummy Mrs. Butterworth moments in my near future? now I’m pissed…
Todd | April 25, 2008 at 3:10 pm
She’s got a pair of them baloney tits… and the areole WTF????
Wendy | April 25, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Congratulations, Neve!
So, how are the grandkids?
Greasy Weezel | April 25, 2008 at 3:11 pm
I saw that dude at the beach last month. Dude, put on a shirt! Chicks aren’t impressed by man-boobs.
Andy | April 25, 2008 at 3:12 pm
So…was this movie produced by National Geographic?
Bill Clinton | April 25, 2008 at 3:13 pm
#10:
Her career ain’t the only thing that’s drooped….
Feel_the_velvet | April 25, 2008 at 3:14 pm
This, and those, would have been a lot better 10 years ago.
Alfinathong | April 25, 2008 at 3:14 pm
That may be the worst breast REDUCTION known to modern science.
My Eyes Hurt | April 25, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Why did you post this, it made me cry and feel sad.
penis | April 25, 2008 at 3:15 pm
These pictures make me SCREAM!
sadly, not in good way…
justifiable | April 25, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Too little, too late.
RENEE | April 25, 2008 at 3:19 pm
eeeeww. what the hell is wrong with her nipples? They look like burn victims.
Scotty | April 25, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Well now we know why she didn’t go topless in Wild Things…I wouldn’t want to be standing topless next to Denise Richards if my tits looked like that. (and I was a girl) That would be like me having a full frontal scene standing next to Ron Jeremy…
dude | April 25, 2008 at 3:26 pm
LMAO @ 9 and 10…Nicely played!
Roger Ebert’s remaining jaw…I’m still howling. Shit.
steve | April 25, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Yikes. Can’t fault her for the wine. Even she has to get drunk to look at those things.
nipolian | April 25, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Zira?!?
Steph | April 25, 2008 at 3:32 pm
This is what naturally looks like after like 28 and a kid, I’m sure there are the exceptions but i think she looks fine.
abdo | April 25, 2008 at 3:32 pm
ugh !..gross.
don’t ever post something like that again !!!!
ginger_t | April 25, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Um, this is what reality looks like. I know we’ve been inundated by faked out hohan, simpson, beckham anderson, et al, ad nauseum, ad infinitum … but 99.99999% of the rest of the world look just like this. What’s funny is you dudes talking smack about real bodies, when you know you wouldn’t turn down / couldn’t turn down a gal who looked liked this if she came on to you in a bar – youngish, cute, overall good bod. Hide behind your keyboards and talk smack while you rub your floppy bellies …
Ralph Nader | April 25, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Actually this is a big problem for consumers. A lot of older-model cars are put back on the market with airbags that are no longer capable of inflating.
coffeebean | April 25, 2008 at 3:37 pm
@34 actually I have a floppy something else that I prefer to rub.
Lo | April 25, 2008 at 3:37 pm
I think she has inverted nipples…
netstarman | April 25, 2008 at 3:37 pm
They look like two fried eggs on a fence post with the yolk broke. Oh and John E in three more months HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY. Say hello to King George for me since he lost the Colonies. Oh and watch the Patriot with Mel Gibson.
real boobs rock dipshits | April 25, 2008 at 3:39 pm
yay for 34. Thats the damn truth.
disillusionisreal | April 25, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Mommy, I’m scared of the nipples. Don’t make me look, aaaaahhhhhh!
M | April 25, 2008 at 3:40 pm
32 according to imdb & wikipedia she is childless.
Bigheadmike | April 25, 2008 at 3:42 pm
She looks great….
Even with having a child.
MILF
SlyAndThe FamilyStallone | April 25, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Eep! It’s like a Dali painting.
mybellysmadeofjelly | April 25, 2008 at 3:44 pm
i agree with johnee and ginger (nice semi-alliteration there – you should form a dance duo). i’m beginning to think superfish and the other ‘men’ who comment here have never actually seen a lady in the nuddy pants in real life. you see boys, when a woman enters whats called ‘puberty’…
theseanshow | April 25, 2008 at 3:45 pm
my penis used to work.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 25, 2008 at 3:48 pm
That looks like an abstract portrayal of real tits.
Very Picasso of you Mr Fish…..
fixing #44 | April 25, 2008 at 3:50 pm
“you see boys, when a woman enters whats called ‘menopause’…”
Ted Mosby | April 25, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Looks photoshopped.
But if true, I like my flapjacks with blueberry syrup.
mrs.t | April 25, 2008 at 3:51 pm
The whole package is just a bit too Planet of the Apes.
And gravity makes us all its bitches in the end.
NotSoFunBags | April 25, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Wasn’t there a Photoshop filter that would do this to faces?