Hey, remember when Neve Campbell and Denise Richards got naked in Wild Things and made out in a pool? But only Denise would show her boobs? Well, finally, ten years later and from her new movie I Really Hate My Job I present to you Neve Campbell’s boobies! Ta-da? … Yeesh, what happened here? I’ve seen some boobs in my day (Read: 7) and I’m pretty sure they’re not supposed to look like that. Did Neve Campbell have some sort of freak rolling pin accident while baking? Because, ladies, let this be a cautionary tale: The kitchen is a very dangerous place. So, be careful in there and how ’bout some sandwiches?
Thanks to Matt – I think. I’ll get back to you when I stop crying.
Photos: The Sun
ugh
WHat in the flying fuck is the matter with those things? did she used to be a duder?
THIS IS KIND OF SCARY.
NO, IT’S A LOT SCARY.
HEY, WHY DON’T YOU EVER POST GOSSIP ABOUT LUKE WILSON??? I LOVE HIM. SO MUCH BETTER THAN LOOKING AT NEVE CAMPBELL’S … UH CHEST.
Well, they’re real so I give her props for that, but, yeah… gravity is a bitch.
those are wild things..
That makes my penis sad….
what the fuck? they aren’t inflated with silicon fake so there is something wrong with them! You Yanks are so fucking fucked up.
what the fuck? they aren’t inflated with silicon fake so there is something wrong with them! You Yanks are so fucking fucked up.
JohnnE- hush now or we’ll make you brush your teeth
Her career has drooped recently.
All signs for success used to be pointing up for her but now it looks like they’re pointing down.
Early on she was riding a big bubble of popularity, but now it’s deflated.
She used to be an actress I wanted to have a romantic dinner with, but now I think of breakfast pancakes.
She did a lot of physically stressful scenes in those horror movies, so she grew fond of her hot water bottles.
She has bad tits.
“what the fuck? they aren’t inflated with silicon fake so there is something wrong with them! You Yanks are so fucking fucked up.”
I blame Victoria Beckham
M—HA HA Awsome!
This will not be Neve’s first onscreen nudity. She had a long shower scene at the beginning of “When Will I Be Loved” (2004).
I’ve seen some boobs in my day (Read: 7) LMAO
mmmmm….pancakes. Wear is the maple syrup when you need it? Oh…you mean she isn’t using her chest as a flapjack warmer? WTF? No yummy Mrs. Butterworth moments in my near future? now I’m pissed…
mmmmm….pancakes. Where is the maple syrup when you need it? Oh…you mean she isn’t using her chest as a flapjack warmer? WTF? No yummy Mrs. Butterworth moments in my near future? now I’m pissed…
She’s got a pair of them baloney tits… and the areole WTF????
Congratulations, Neve!
So, how are the grandkids?
I saw that dude at the beach last month. Dude, put on a shirt! Chicks aren’t impressed by man-boobs.
So…was this movie produced by National Geographic?
#10:
Her career ain’t the only thing that’s drooped….
This, and those, would have been a lot better 10 years ago.
That may be the worst breast REDUCTION known to modern science.
Why did you post this, it made me cry and feel sad.
These pictures make me SCREAM!
sadly, not in good way…
Too little, too late.
eeeeww. what the hell is wrong with her nipples? They look like burn victims.
Well now we know why she didn’t go topless in Wild Things…I wouldn’t want to be standing topless next to Denise Richards if my tits looked like that. (and I was a girl) That would be like me having a full frontal scene standing next to Ron Jeremy…
LMAO @ 9 and 10…Nicely played!
Roger Ebert’s remaining jaw…I’m still howling. Shit.
Yikes. Can’t fault her for the wine. Even she has to get drunk to look at those things.
Zira?!?
This is what naturally looks like after like 28 and a kid, I’m sure there are the exceptions but i think she looks fine.
ugh !..gross.
don’t ever post something like that again !!!!
Um, this is what reality looks like. I know we’ve been inundated by faked out hohan, simpson, beckham anderson, et al, ad nauseum, ad infinitum … but 99.99999% of the rest of the world look just like this. What’s funny is you dudes talking smack about real bodies, when you know you wouldn’t turn down / couldn’t turn down a gal who looked liked this if she came on to you in a bar – youngish, cute, overall good bod. Hide behind your keyboards and talk smack while you rub your floppy bellies …
Actually this is a big problem for consumers. A lot of older-model cars are put back on the market with airbags that are no longer capable of inflating.
@34 actually I have a floppy something else that I prefer to rub.
I think she has inverted nipples…
They look like two fried eggs on a fence post with the yolk broke. Oh and John E in three more months HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY. Say hello to King George for me since he lost the Colonies. Oh and watch the Patriot with Mel Gibson.
yay for 34. Thats the damn truth.
Mommy, I’m scared of the nipples. Don’t make me look, aaaaahhhhhh!
32 according to imdb & wikipedia she is childless.
She looks great….
Even with having a child.
MILF
Eep! It’s like a Dali painting.
i agree with johnee and ginger (nice semi-alliteration there – you should form a dance duo). i’m beginning to think superfish and the other ‘men’ who comment here have never actually seen a lady in the nuddy pants in real life. you see boys, when a woman enters whats called ‘puberty’…
my penis used to work.
That looks like an abstract portrayal of real tits.
Very Picasso of you Mr Fish…..
“you see boys, when a woman enters whats called ‘menopause’…”
Looks photoshopped.
But if true, I like my flapjacks with blueberry syrup.
The whole package is just a bit too Planet of the Apes.
And gravity makes us all its bitches in the end.
Wasn’t there a Photoshop filter that would do this to faces?