Nereida Gallardo topless = I’m moving to Spain

August 1st, 2008 // 217 Comments

These are shots of Spanish model Nereida Gallardo topless in Ibiza. You may remember Nereida from the bikini shots a few weeks back when she was vacationing with soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo – who just dumped her on her ass. Some say she’s prancing around topless to show him what he’s missing. While others say she’s just demonstrating Europeans less puritanical view of nudity. Allow me to provide my educated assessment: Whoopee!

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions. But, seriously, who needs a job when you can look at nipples? Words to live by, folks.

Photos: The Sun

  1. Jo

    And yet another spread appears in The Sun today of this thing naked in the water. One of the pics is particularly funny, as it is jumping off a boat and the fake titties are desperately trying to defeat gravity.

  2. nihil

    those nipples could cut through steel!
    oh my god!

  3. jim

    NICE! My friend recommended me a very interesting place “”"”"”W e a l t h y L o v e m”"”"”"” If you’ve ever been there you will know what I mean….

  4. Lola

    What the freak ever… I’m a woman and I am envious of her body…. I don’t think she looks like a man at all either. I’ll take her body… But keep my face and my boobs… Nothing to hate on… Everyone is gorgeous in their own way… But this woman is FAR FAR FAR from fat, ugly or drag-queen-ish
    The one thing she is though is very very skanky and classless…. But to each it’s own… Her ex is a whore and he sought out another whore

  5. Pernosh

    HOT AS FUCK!!!

  6. Arguman

    OMG! Bare breasts! And pointy nipples! I have never before seen them in my life and thus the writer’s and the previous posters’ hubbub over someone being half-naked is completely justified!

  7. The Todd

    Anyone like to go motorboating?You know what I’m talking about.High five!

  8. super ton site lache pas tres jolies photos

  9. I like it i would do that and dont make fun of me please

  10. I like it i would do that and dont make fun of me please

  11. i love her i would love to kiss her and get on top of her and kiss her and then rub her boobs

  12. i love her i would love to kiss her and get on top of her and kiss her and then rub her boobs

  13. Dave

    What’s so good about plastic tits? Anyone can stick a couple of balloons to their chest … transexuals do it all the time … are you sure it’s not really a guy???

  14. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere

    Very beautiful, the folks in here putting her down are total idiots. There’s not a straight guy and probably most women that wouldn’t go for her. Heck i would be on a plain to Spain in a heart beat

  15. Ruth


    Actually, as anyone with real breasts, or anyone who’s ever seen real breasts can immediately tell, these are fake. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but please use your brain or ask someone who would know before you go off on an American-hatred tangent while being transparently wrong. It just makes you look stupid.

  16. Santi

    I want to fuck her now….

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