These are shots of Spanish model Nereida Gallardo topless in Ibiza. You may remember Nereida from the bikini shots a few weeks back when she was vacationing with soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo – who just dumped her on her ass. Some say she’s prancing around topless to show him what he’s missing. While others say she’s just demonstrating Europeans less puritanical view of nudity. Allow me to provide my educated assessment: Whoopee!
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions. But, seriously, who needs a job when you can look at nipples? Words to live by, folks.
Photos: The Sun
Chupacabra | August 1, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Nubile Nudity! She might as well be naked!
Mo | August 1, 2008 at 12:04 pm
I like the ‘nude’ bottoms on that. She SHOULD have just gone naked.
Jumpin_J | August 1, 2008 at 12:05 pm
OMG! OMG! OMG! I’m turning off my computer so these images will be burned into my brain and I can survive the weekend. Thank you, phish!!!
zegabe | August 1, 2008 at 12:05 pm
fugly
vulgar, fake, trashy.
boh. should you move to spain for that you’d be pleasantly suprised by the REAL beauty you’d find there.
Behh | August 1, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Super fake looking, and possibly even lopsided. Nipples should never be that high on breasts!!
Peter Bustanuty | August 1, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Another set of ugly plastic boobies-butt the rest looks good!
Jimbo | August 1, 2008 at 12:08 pm
@6, othere than your mother’s have you seen any boobs? You must be gay!!!
venomhed | August 1, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Girl is fucking hot as hell. Nice to see a woman with out super gazonga fake American girl tits.
steve | August 1, 2008 at 12:15 pm
I care not about the affairs of monkeys.
bam | August 1, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Wowzers. She’s hot. Who is she?
britney's weave | August 1, 2008 at 12:19 pm
fake.
next.
Cat | August 1, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Um, totally fake. Yay for silicone. Gross.
MrSatyre | August 1, 2008 at 12:21 pm
She’s disgusting. venomhed, she clearly has implants. Peter, Behh and zegabee saw it right away; what are you blind???
jay | August 1, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Although there are comments before me, i am the first to say first.
With that said, her horrible boob job makes her look like a post-op.
Joe | August 1, 2008 at 12:23 pm
This is why we come to Superficial.
Lizzzzzzz | August 1, 2008 at 12:23 pm
She is beautiful, but fake boobs are not natural so I guess she has a fake ass beautiful body
Cannon | August 1, 2008 at 12:26 pm
@Behh, I have two words for you, Bai Ling. Her nipples are the size of male baby penis but their real. Sugery can give you bigger tits but the nipple is all them.
pistola | August 1, 2008 at 12:26 pm
that’s a bad boob job, to say the least…
but, she’s in awesome shape, so i’ll give her that!
Authority on beauty | August 1, 2008 at 12:27 pm
She has a hot face. Her body is fat. Average lay at best.
sadie | August 1, 2008 at 12:28 pm
I have to sigh a sigh of disappointment, yes she is hott, but its too bad it looks like someone jammed two half grape fruits into her chest, with her money, i bet she could have had them look more natural, although someone left a comment about how “its nice to see a natural woman without fake boobs” it must be opposite day for that guy.
Trey | August 1, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Fake and skanky. Always at the beach, always half naked. I would appreciate that, were it not for the fact that she has a face like a Siamese cat fetus on acid.
Ted Mosby | August 1, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Plastic makes perfect.
Plastic Sturgeon | August 1, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Her boob job is not that bad. Yes, you can see some rippling at the sides, but that is what happens when you use saline instead of silicone.
Still she is hot. She has the money to re-do her chest if she wants too.
Good riddance to her ex Cristiano. He probably has more diseases than the CDC.
Sam | August 1, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Definitely “half grape fruits” – a well done boob job leaves the girl with some type of natural-looking fullness at the bottom, compared to the top, instead of this upside-down bowl that screams “FAKE”. And all the low-class tattoos don’t help either.
monkeyfightclub | August 1, 2008 at 12:36 pm
pay attention ladies. this is what you should look like
norton | August 1, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Why, why, WHY do women feel the need to siliconize themselves?
Erica | August 1, 2008 at 12:37 pm
You guys need to bring your standards up off the fuck-anything floor. This girl is in great shape, but she’s a total skank.
fakeboobiesgood | August 1, 2008 at 12:38 pm
I wonder what her tramp tat translates to..
Please make a deposit here?
Exit only?
I was dating a soccer player and all I got was a lame tramp tat?
Yes my tits are fake?
Thanks
Julian
rell | August 1, 2008 at 12:38 pm
what the hell is wrong with all of you people, however fake she might be… she looks absolutly gorgeous… coming from an envious woman.
Vanquish | August 1, 2008 at 12:39 pm
@19
You’re an idiot. She’s not fat. It’s how women should look.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | August 1, 2008 at 12:39 pm
whoa
Uncle Eccoli | August 1, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Breast implants are disgusting and pathetic. I could never respect any woman who would do that to herself.
sRsLy | August 1, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Hot…if you like your lady to look like the blow up doll under your bed.
zegabe | August 1, 2008 at 12:42 pm
#25
yeah monkeyfightecc
if what they’re aiming for is a low level primate unevolved piece of trash
if on the other hand you have in mind a different kind of man, well… that’s NOT what you should look like.
sorry eh, felt like it was correct to complement your advice by specifying what can be achieved by that look
(of course, some will disagree with me citing ronaldo as an example of achievable man: please then take into consideration that
1. the guy USED her, since that’s what she looks like she was made for
2. the guy is not famous for his intellectual, esthetical or cultural achievements. the guy can play ball, that’s it. -Please note: the guy is actually an artist with the ball, but still.. – )
dianne | August 1, 2008 at 12:44 pm
why r her nipples so big?
Andy | August 1, 2008 at 12:44 pm
If she didn’t have the low-rent implants and the tramp tats, I’d say she was incredibly hot. But those things fuck things up in two ways – one, they look ugly, and two, a girl who works on her body like that has the type of personality that gives you headaches.
rough daddy | August 1, 2008 at 12:45 pm
id enjoy her more it the breast were natural….
sRsLy | August 1, 2008 at 12:46 pm
on another note…good thing Cristiano “dropped her on her ass” instead of on her tits. It would be like getting hit with a water balloon…only on the inside.
Ray | August 1, 2008 at 12:48 pm
She’s been half naked at the beach for months now. I guess actually working for a living is just a myth to her.
She’s been showing her tits even more since Ronaldo dumped her. Typical. He dumps her, she pretends to be soooo over him by showing everyone her tits every bloody day. (Speaking of STDs, she’s probably right up there with him, having screwed half of Spain’s football professionals. And some dude on a waterski, a week after she and her “big love”broke up). Wonder what she’s gonna do with that tattoo of his name on her wrist.
Madonna_Kebabsoff | August 1, 2008 at 12:49 pm
BOING !!!!!
veggi | August 1, 2008 at 12:49 pm
The only thing her type can do is create the best looking transsexuals in the world. As for the non-trannies, well, they’re cheap and loud, like this airbag-flaunting dunggirl.
Gene | August 1, 2008 at 12:53 pm
*Sigh*.
May I ONCE AGAIN direct you people to this chick’s FACE:
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q30/perkel4346/Blog%20Pictures/nereidagallardostackyearrings2.jpg
Then, if you contunie to call her “hot” or “gorgeous”, one can only assume you have a drag queen fetish.
Have a nice day.
Cynthia | August 1, 2008 at 12:59 pm
lmao@all the virgins getting their wee hardons over this aging whore.
me | August 1, 2008 at 1:01 pm
i wonder what the comments section would look like if there were pictures of my wife up here…
Chauncey Gardner | August 1, 2008 at 1:02 pm
The subcutaneous baseballs have got to go.
Ronnie Mund | August 1, 2008 at 1:03 pm
T-O-P-L-E-S-S
You’ll do it.
rough daddy | August 1, 2008 at 1:06 pm
hey me? send me some pics of your wife
Gary the retard | August 1, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Hell yeah. Ronnie Mund posts here !
Gonzo | August 1, 2008 at 1:08 pm
I find it hilarious they keep calling her “the Spanish model”. She showed her tits in some pics and did a very scary photoshoot on a bike with grease smears on her face. That does not a model make.
ishi-san | August 1, 2008 at 1:08 pm
ieeeeewwwww plastic boobs! *lol*
…..and @ all who say she is ‘fat’ – shut up you bulimic bitches! no one wants to hear what you think about appearances!