Nereida Gallardo continues her vacation in Italy with soccer star boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo. At some angles, Nereida looks absolutely banging. While in others, Holy crap, cellulite. But I’m willing to look past all that because I’m a sensitive guy who drinks a lot and had sex with a a toaster last night. I’ve got nowhere to go but up. (Provided the coffeepot stops giving me “the eye.”) That said; Nereida, quit smoking and hit the treadmill. Otherwise you’ve got a future ahead of you filled with sarongs and choreographed butt-flexing like someone I know. Let’s just say her name rhymes with “Kim Kardashian” and leave it at that.
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#21 Stan, your a supreme duchebag. I’m a straight happily married woman who is into fitness and health. You are a disgusting homophobe that equates anything and everything with being gay…have a nice lonely life.
You quote from the Israeli Insider? Give us a break dork.
If this woman can snag Cristiano Ronaldo, maybe there’s hope for the rest of us? She’s not ugly or fat or anything, but she’s no Victoria’s Secret Model.
@50 hahah stupid Jew. Everyone with any brains knows that Jews knocked down the twin towers on 9/11 and they are the reason for the war in Iraq, and our economy being in the dumpster because we exported all the money to greedy Israelis. Suck a cock you fucking jew, you will all burn in hell you greedy big-nosed scum.
Gemma you’re kidding right? VS has some of the most overrated models ever. Let’s start with that puffy faced Adriana Lima, very pretty face when she was young however now it looks too bloated, she lacks hips and she has fake boobs. Alessandra Ambrosio, nice body, a little too skinny, boobs too small, ass too small, no thanks. Selita Ebanks looks like a horse, Karolina Kourkova also looks like a pony with her huge front teeth. They all wish they had a body of Ronaldo’s girlfriend, this woman has the perfect body, face is not ugly but not that pretty but who cares? Her body is perfection, hourglass shape, not fat at all, she looks liek she works out has muscle, and she has both nice bubble butt, nice tits. She has everything a man wants in bed, so much to play with. Anorexic chicks are disgusting, only teen girls think that look is hot because that is what the media tells them.
Hey HITLER,
Get fucked up the ass with any grapefruits lately!
I will fuck your mum with a melon up her ass and make you fuck her in the pussy at the same time
What about all the men in the world who have cellulite? No one sees it because of massive leg hair but u guys have it on ur asses and thighs too. STOP THE DOUBLE STANDARD!
Men don’t get cellulite. Women naturally store fat on their hips and thighs for use during pregnancy and lactation. Men clearly don’t have that problem and that’s why there is the double standard.
Euro-trash. Prerequisite belly button ring, face permanently stuffed with cigs, multiple tats, tree trunk legs-w/cellulite, buck teeth, enormous forehead, and third-rate boob job. Tsk, tsk, plastic surgery is NOT the time to bargain hunt.
No doubt most readers on this site are either a bunch of homosexuals, or have a twisted ideal of what a real woman is supposed to look like. Calling her athletic body “fat” and her legs “tree trunks” don’t qualify as good taste. Look at your own woman, does she look even remotely as good as this one does? oh wait, you must be a homo or a fat unhappy bitch to spend all day complaining about woman’s bodies…This girl’s body is sexy and excellent.
Euro trash alright
she’s a nasty, hard looking bitch. she reminds me of Michelle Rodriguez. oh, and those are some hard, fake lil’ titties too. Just cus they’re on the smaller side, doesn’t mean they’re not fakies.
Right on, #61.
Most of the people ragging on random chicks bods gotta either be bitter beyond repair or flaming bitchy queens.
@ The Superficial writer: Please no more Christiano Ronaldo + chick! Why don’t you show some pictures of FERNANDO TORRES!!!!! I am sure he has chicks in bikini around him as well!!!!!!
@ #31, I’m not sure if you meant smoking or smoking hot, but if it’s the former you meant:
http://machochip.com/Nereida%20Gallardo%20Smoking-thumb.jpg
euro trash burnin her skin
hahah she look like slut just google
oh shut the fuck up. she probably doesn’t eat in order to be that slim in the first place, now she has to spend her life in the gym in case her fat deposits offend you? we have lives you know, we don’t exist to perfect our bodies so you can all drool over them. just… SHUT UP!!!! you’ve seen some tits, now aren’t you happy with that? sheesh.
I second the Fernando Torres request!!
Alancock- please marry me.
Yes, she has a great body, but can I once again direct you people towards her face:
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q30/perkel4346/Blog%20Pictures/nereidagallardostackyearrings2.jpg
What’s with the covering up all of a sudden? The whole world has already seen her tits.
I LOVE HOW YOU GUYS BASH GIRLS LIKE THIS.. YOU WISH YOU COULD PICK UP A GIRL EVEN REMOTELY THIS HOT.
YOU’RE A BUNCH OF FAGS I THINK!
MORE RONALDO PLEASE.
“A girl even remotely this hot” ???
AGAIN, may I direct you to her face:
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q30/perkel4346/Blog%20Pictures/nereidagallardostackyearrings2.jpg
I would love to have a girl like Jessica Alba or Megan Ewing (girls that actually ARE hot) but of course I stand no chance in hell.
But if a girl is called “gorgeous, “hot”, or “stunning” and she doesn’t even come close, people are allowed to point that out. And that’s exactly what we’re doing.
Alan C- dont make me beg!!!!
Fish, I don’t know why you still haven’t posted the pictures of her topless. Come on, man, you’re slacking!
She’s alright. Pretty hot, nice body if a bit on the ambiguous is she fat is she curvy line. She’s no kelly brook.
And PLEASE yes I third the Fernando Torres request. Now he is fucking hot.
Ronaldo looks like a ladyboy of bangkok or something.
More on the ambiguous female/shemale line.
she’s a goldigging money grabbing whore.
she’s slept her way through the spanish football teams and obviously that wasn’t enough for her. this girl is total trash. you can tell by just looking at her.
i have never seen that much cellulite on one person. gross.
she used to hang out at specific places that she knew footballers hung out at so that she can nab herself a footballer. now she wants cristiano to stay at man u and not for the right reasons. she likes the wag lifestyle over here in the uk. she says apparently there’s alot of attention put on wags over here and she loves the lifestyle. what a skank. next thing you know she’ll probably get herself pregnant and then cristiano will be eternally screwed.he’s such an idiot. to continue mixing himself with these nasty, disgusting desperate bitches.he’s a stupid fool. he better have his fun and then dump this bitch or he will be sorry.
these pictures are so staged. it’s ridiculous. she has her deal with the sun and we all know about the sun and their staged antics.
i bet you she has a deal with them selling pictures of her and cristiano on holiday to them.
what a sad bithc.
all of this and he still hasn’t gotten rid of her yet.
he needs to find someone who just sees him and not kerching $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$£££££££££££££££££££££££ as soon as they see him.
Everything you wrote about her could be true for all I know, but please explain how you think she’ll get HERSELF pregnant. Don’t you think he’d have some part in it, or at least some control over preventing it?
I think it’s not for long?
Call “HUSTLER” or “PLAYBOY”?
They LOVE these sort of BUTTS!!
Goddamnit, no one has sniped her spineless, surrender monkey boyfriend yet?
Oh well, yeah, she might want to lay off the donuts, get out of the sun, put some lotion on that leather face and smoke some crackrock. Totti’s wife is about the hottest wife in football.
#55, sadly you’ve fallen to misinterpretation. I was merely commenting on how most athletes and big shots like Cristiano Ronaldo are seen vacationing with some skin and bones model (I only said Victoria’s Secret because that’s pretty much the epitome of models with big boobs and not much body). As I said, I have nothing against her, I was just noting she’s not the stereotypical Victoria’s Secret-ish girl you see with most guys like Ronaldo. So thank you for over-blowing the situation.
Vacation from what exactly? She does nothing all year.
It seems that everyone likes chicks with tramp stamps and fake boobs? What is this ‘generation tacky’?
Casillas is the hottest of them all. He looks like a real man, and not like a little egoistic pussy also known as Cristiano ROnaldo.
She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club RICHLOVING.COM, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.
Where is Cristiano??? I want to see HIM, not only girls. Put something for the girls too.
ph7: you are the trash.
I love Cristiano but he could choose a better woman to date. She does have a great figure but there are more beautiful and classy women out there. He is young and is just having a fun time, but these women are just after his money!
I have started reading this book and love it so far! I just couldn’t wait for it to go in to paper back.
Vacation from what exactly? She does nothing all year.
I love Cristiano but he could choose a better woman to date. She does have a great figure but there are more beautiful and classy women out there. He is young and is just having a fun time, but these women are just after his money!
I love Cristiano but he could choose a better woman to date. She does have a great figure but there are more beautiful and classy women out there. He is young and is just having a fun time, but these women are just after his money!
I love Cristiano but he could choose a better woman to date. She does have a great figure but there are more beautiful and classy women out there. He is young and is just having a fun time, but these women are just after his money!
Nice bits.
Casillas is the hottest of them all. He looks like a real man, and not like a little egoistic pussy also known as Cristiano ROnaldo.