Nereida Gallardo still wearing a bikini

Nereida Gallardo continues her vacation in Italy with soccer star boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo. At some angles, Nereida looks absolutely banging. While in others, Holy crap, cellulite. But I’m willing to look past all that because I’m a sensitive guy who drinks a lot and had sex with a a toaster last night. I’ve got nowhere to go but up. (Provided the coffeepot stops giving me “the eye.”) That said; Nereida, quit smoking and hit the treadmill. Otherwise you’ve got a future ahead of you filled with sarongs and choreographed butt-flexing like someone I know. Let’s just say her name rhymes with “Kim Kardashian” and leave it at that.