Nereida Gallardo continues her vacation in Italy with soccer star boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo. At some angles, Nereida looks absolutely banging. While in others, Holy crap, cellulite. But I’m willing to look past all that because I’m a sensitive guy who drinks a lot and had sex with a a toaster last night. I’ve got nowhere to go but up. (Provided the coffeepot stops giving me “the eye.”) That said; Nereida, quit smoking and hit the treadmill. Otherwise you’ve got a future ahead of you filled with sarongs and choreographed butt-flexing like someone I know. Let’s just say her name rhymes with “Kim Kardashian” and leave it at that.
Photos: INFdaily.com
ph7 | June 30, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Great.
More Euro-Trash.
sportsdvl | June 30, 2008 at 4:14 pm
At least it attractive Euro-trash! Better than another post about Amy Crackhouse.
jooky | June 30, 2008 at 4:17 pm
She looks like a mouse. Body’s nice though. Not too skinny.
surlywench | June 30, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Her legs are on the thick side, but the butt looks pretty spankable in the second pic.
CoolSAiler | June 30, 2008 at 4:17 pm
FIRST
Katie | June 30, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Women get cellulite from being women. There’s really no amount of exercise that will get rid of it and smoking has nothing to do with it. I saw it on the Mike and Juliet Show, so it has to be true :)
FRIST!!! | June 30, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Dear god, please spare us from another “us girls” debate about cellulite, complete with lots of personal info disclosure. Save it for Oprah’s show.
Besides, whether or not this tattooed piece of trash can get rid of her cellulite is irrelevant, because she’ll be a mud person irregardless.
surlywench | June 30, 2008 at 4:23 pm
#6
Yes, most women have some degree of cellulite. While it can never be completly eliminated, the fat cells can shrink through diet and exercise, reducing it’s appearance.
mrah | June 30, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Hey boyfriends a total douche
mrah | June 30, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Her boyfriends a total douche
LARA | June 30, 2008 at 4:25 pm
tatoos+ piercing+cigarrets= EURO-TRASH…
Lola | June 30, 2008 at 4:27 pm
UGH gross… check out this site…. they have pictures of Britney Spears’ ass inshaven with hair sticking out her thong…. GROSS!!! Poor girl… I feel really bad for her
http://theblemish.com/2008/06/christ-do-not-want/
tatoo | June 30, 2008 at 4:30 pm
I just translated her tramp stamp. It says enter here and I think there is an arrow point down.
pete | June 30, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Here we go again…Fish getting hung up on a skank. Let’s do it this way – Fish does the stories about fashion and catfights, and a heterosexual does the stories about hot chicks.
Willy | June 30, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Is she an NFL linebacker? She should be. Those legs are tree trunks. In 10 years, she’ll look like the Michelin man — if the Michelin man were made of cauliflower instead of, um, WTF is the michelin man made out of again?
veggi | June 30, 2008 at 4:38 pm
If you guys think that’s a lot of cellulite, geez, I hope you never see me naked with my legs spread and my ass up in the air…
Deacon Jones | June 30, 2008 at 4:38 pm
After looking at pic 2, I wish I was a roll of toilet paper…
Those tits are fake btw
cavy | June 30, 2008 at 4:42 pm
About ‘the tree trunk legs’……look people, those are beautiful muscular legs – not the stick thin anorexic, zero muscle tone garbage you’re used to looking at. This woman has a very low percentage of body fat and she is fit and healthy. She’s doing it right. And when muscle is on a woman it is feminine muscle – quit equating muscles with men only – how the fuck could a woman move without muscle?!!! Most (not all) of you are complete fucktards!
sportsdvl | June 30, 2008 at 4:48 pm
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Onyx Blackman | June 30, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Her forehead in #5 freaks my shit.
Stan | June 30, 2008 at 4:50 pm
#18 – that was a very beautiful ode…to homosexuality.
Karma | June 30, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Nah, she’s got night toned legs and a good bum – I agree # 18
Sportsdvl | June 30, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Hey Sports Douche Devil. Enough with the spam from you homosexual loving site. We don’t want to see your shameless self promotion. Who are you Spencer Shatt? You deserve a beatdown punk. Anyhow, this girl is gorgeous and all of you hypocritical punks should take pictures of the sasquatches at home you call women and post them for critique. I’m sure this yummy babe would top them in every catergory. Wait, all of you sh!t talkers are 15 year old virgins and have never been with a women, so never mind.
Will | June 30, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Ugly old dark cottage cheese skank. Next.
Nuncio | June 30, 2008 at 5:01 pm
#23 – how did you do that??? We stand revealed. Here I thought this was an anonymous comment board and nobody could know anything about me, so launching comments like that would only reveal something about yourself. But no, you have magic vision, and we are all defeated. Kudos!
p.s. She’s not bad for a beat up/worn-out lookin’ tatted chunkster.
Jimbo | June 30, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Here is a better picture of her..
http://www.flickr.com/photos/22034778@N02/2548784266/
Kim Lardassian | June 30, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Nice arse, shame about the revolting tramp stamps and the even more revolting boyfriend Ronaldo.
blow me | June 30, 2008 at 5:06 pm
I gotta say, that’s the most tasteful boob job I’ve ever seen. Realistic, even modest.
Nuncioisqueerbait | June 30, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Nuncio, how dare you refer to your mother like that! Now, get back to your gardening duties wetback!
Nuncioisqueerbait | June 30, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Nuncio, how dare you refer to your mother like that! Now, get back to your gardening duties wetback!
sportsdvl | June 30, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Thanks troll #23, as I’ve said before I don’t plug the site in the posts.
This chick is looking pretty good for Euro-trash, though she’s not smoking so I’m doubting she is European. And while the tits may be fake – you can still motorboat ‘em!
SpecialK | June 30, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Forget the girl, I’d like to see more pix of Christiano Ronaldo please!!!
poscheat | June 30, 2008 at 5:17 pm
This chick is gross. She doesn’t belong here.
Deacon Jones | June 30, 2008 at 5:18 pm
She’s hot. But if this dude settled for her (when he can have basically anything) she probably
1. Sucks dick like a fucking shop vac
2. Insists on anal sex
Kudos to him, but Id be gunning for Jessica Biel
Trover | June 30, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Hawt. Ronaldo is probably treating that like his personal off season pin cushion. And who could blame him. Bet she is wild, too. Great summer romping.
Andy | June 30, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Muscular with tattoos and a mannish face…if this “chick” gets you hard, just make the full commitment and drive on over to Spencer Pratt’s house.
Bill Clinton | June 30, 2008 at 5:40 pm
oBama-Sinclair, down -low sex tape right here!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVeFVtcdSYY
Shelby | June 30, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Dear Superficial Writer,
Where are the Cristiano pics??!? There are girls who frequent your site, too!
More CR7 PLEASE!
lisa | June 30, 2008 at 5:53 pm
I want her ASS!!!!!! She’s got a great, healthy, soft body…curves and sexy..wow!
lisa | June 30, 2008 at 5:53 pm
I want her ASS!!!!!! She’s got a great, healthy, soft body…curves and sexy..wow!
lisa | June 30, 2008 at 5:53 pm
I want her ASS!!!!!! She’s got a great, healthy, soft body…curves and sexy..wow!
nat | June 30, 2008 at 6:08 pm
any1 who knows ronaldo can tell u that girl is just her flavor of the month… i mean just google her and ull see how trashy she is!
megfk | June 30, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Dear Superficial Writer,
Don’t listen to fucking Shelby.
P.S. stop putting up marginal nobodies or to Durden I will go
ble | June 30, 2008 at 6:34 pm
i m glad to see non fake boobs/ass in the site! thanks! … american womem are 90% trash!
ble | June 30, 2008 at 6:34 pm
i m glad to see non fake boobs/ass in the site! thanks! … american women are 90% trash!
french_guy | June 30, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Don’t be stupid guys … All people when they go on hollidays take some weight & when is it very warm outside our skin is a little “flask” (dunno how to say that).
This chick is not really thin, but i rather prefer a chick like her than an ugly skinny chick with no muscle or “meat” on her …
french_guy | June 30, 2008 at 6:57 pm
@ble
Don’t be stupid, she has fake boobs … U don’t see ??? o_O
Barely Stearn | June 30, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Beefy with chipmunk teeth. ‘Nuff said.
Tbone | June 30, 2008 at 7:18 pm
That girl is unbelievably hot, much more sexy than (as noted ealier) the stick figure-anorexic cadavers we get in the US celeb/whore matrix. Remember also that the camera has a flattening effect on the way a person really looks. I think I might have a heart attack if I saw her in person.
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