Nereida Gallardo is topless again

August 5th, 2008 // 120 Comments

Nereida Gallardo continues her epic quest to spend 90% of the summer totally topless in order to piss off ex-boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo. I wish my exes flashed their boobs to get back at me. Boy, would I learn my lesson.

UPDATE: Did it work? Shit…

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions unless you work in a factory that builds topless Spanish models with augmented breasts. In which case, are you hiring?

Photos: The Sun
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  1. Fernando Valenzuela

    Fat, white, American girls take note:

    Thin is in and you haven’t convinced anyone that tramp stamps, big bellies and big mouths are desired over hot, thin, sexy, Latin women.

    Put down the twinkies, turn off the TV, get on a tread mill and learn what being a sexy woman is once again you fat lazy slobs.

    —————————————————————————-
    speak for yourself pendejo…..I’d rather have my fat chicks over this silicone horror show (damn that’s a fucked up scar ) any old time of the day!

  2. Tommy Lasorda

    Fake Boobs

  3. Mandy

    Ok we KNOW there fake, get over that aspect lol who am i kidding how can we get over that…. they dont look too great and who the heck goes topless to get revenge on their ex? seriously? he KNOWS what hes lost … and now everyone gets to see them… wow that was clever!!! ???

  4. Barely Stearn

    Kudos to each and every guy who fessed up to being attracted to this hot piece of ass. I swear: Anyone and I mean anyone who would bash this OBVIOUSLY hot gal and her smokin’ hot body should be sentenced to an eternity spinning discs with Samantha Ronson in Lesbianic Hell…

  5. Barely Stearn

    …and to all you dumbasses who come to this site and spout off about “fake” breasts and their desensitizing of nipples – you’re all idiots as anyone with two eyeballs and a penis can obviously see that this gal’s nipples look PLENTY sensitized to me!
    For cryin’ out loud you fat, flat chested, droopy tata’d losers: Put some $$$ together and take a dip in the deep end of the titty pool! You might actually find it appealing to have men, women, and yacht captains stare voraciously at your goob-goobs… Otherwise, shut the ^&#* up and help yourself to another bag of Doritos and keep your dumbass commentary to yourself or the other members of your support group! Frankly, I don’t even know why you’re here – shouldn’t you all be cruising the eHarmony site and then bitching about your life to your closeted BFFs about the lack of “good men” ?!?

  6. Binky

    I’m with The Deacon #31 and Tommy Lasorda # 52 on this one.
    To me – it looks like it could be some sort of ‘inside job’ – as they say in the industry. Broadcast in Europe. Presented to Japanese Parliament. That type of thing.
    Cliff Notes : Always wondered about that ‘Dolly Parton’ though.

  7. Jim

    To the braying mindless beer-gut crowd: there are boob jobs that look natural and good, and boob jobs that look cheap and fake (like this girl’s). Any man who is attractive to women knows the difference.

  8. Actually I came back to comment on the ‘Paris’ Presidential bid’ commercial.
    WTF ? Where is that ? Paris every day for years – she does something somewhat intelligent/amusing – and she’s gone ?
    Knee Ya Ha Ha : Inside job ?
    Binky : (Settle down Knee- don’t you guys have any Olympic holidays or something?) Like where is that ? What’s happened to this site? Tits’ Ok, But ‘Bikini Beach’ every summer gets a bit lame when your country is in the crapper.
    Cliff Notes : It IS called ‘the Superficial’ Bink.
    Binky : Oh.

  9. Arioch

    a boob job is supposed to enhance the breasts to make them look better. see that? BETTER. These look bad.
    Just because it’s silicone doesnt mean I’m going to drool and howl along with a pack of mindless 20 year old guys who squirt everytime they see any tits.
    Some natural breasts are horror shows, so I’m afraid you can expect the same from altered ones as well.
    These are just unatractive. A distraction, nothing more.
    NEXT.

  10. Barely Stearn

    Jim’s a closet case or a guy sporting a 1/2′ pee-pee maker and needs desperately to attract his women by espousing his feminine side… Either way: A LOSER. Grow a set pal – who knows? You might actually grow to like the feeling of something swinging carefree in your boxers… Jesus what a douche.

  11. Gr8 points all #59.
    Knee is off for ‘Olympic Week’ over here in Hong Kong. Left me a short note.
    “Will be back Monday. Inside job ?”
    Not much new here.
    How about you ? Arioch …. Inside job ? Having any problems with free collapse speed ? Molten metal in the ruins ? Richard Gage and his ‘gravity/resistance /Newton nerd crew. That type of thing ?

  12. Brian

    Where can you go to get them without the stars?

  13. Gr8 points all # 60. You seem like real ‘intellectual.’
    Inside job ?
    ( Knee I’d better be getting time and half for this)

  14. Congress Brian. Congress.

  15. britney's weave

    time for some new boobs, fish. and by that i don’t mean the same silicone ones. i mean boobs on a new GIRL.

    night-night

  16. MW

    damn, so much crap talk about it, i mean damn, shes half naked with big afke hot tits, does any of the rest of it really matter

  17. #66
    “…Does any of the rest of it really matter…”
    Well. Ok.
    So …no offense…but are you American ?

  18. Jaysin

    I know of a great inside job: My dick in this whore’s cunt. And no, none of the rest of it matters.

  19. U American Jaysin ?
    (just checkin’ previous education type thing – no offense)

  20. Well #68 Jaysin seems to have bailed as fast as any justice at Gitmo.
    Cliff Notes : Whatever happened to the ‘Land of the Free’ – ‘Home of the Brave ‘ Bink ?
    Binky: Comedy isn’t pretty Cliff. And – Houston – we’ve got a problem.

  21. Im no doctor but I think if I was I would have no problem sedating her and then having sex with her. Im not sure how that relates to the pictures – Im just saying is all.

    http://www.comedyhub.blogspot.com

  22. Also,
    I just looked at the pics again – girl is sporting an 8-head.

    http://www.comedyhub.blogspot.com

  23. Kim Lardassian

    God those fake tits are so ugly and these bimbos that get them are always so fucking keen to get them out and flash them and they are just the ugliest things.
    She’d be 100x more attractive natural.

  24. phoebe

    Is it me, or is one smaller than the other? No, these aren’t nice. I’m a chick who likes chicks, and i love me some boobies, but these boobies suck.

  25. Fake or not… They are really enjoying the hot sun.

    http://www.bestsextoysreview.com

  26. Adonis

    This bitch needs to put a shirt on. You can tell she is so proud of her breasts, but they are hilarious. Different sizes, unnatural shapes. As it’s been said here already, if she didn’t have those implants, she’d look pretty good. When will women get over this implant bullshit? Smaller natural ones are always going to look better than a lumpy, hard ball of plastic.

  27. Dirk

    Why is everyone focusing on just the fake boobs? I find it much more disturbing that she’s such a butterface. How can chicks to this to us? Have such a slamming body and such a tranny face. it’s very confusing to the penis.

    http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q30/perkel4346/Blog%20Pictures/nereidagallardostackyearrings2.jpg

  28. @78

    You don’t look at the mantle when you’re poking the fire, son.

  29. jessica

    i can’t believe so many guys read this website… do you read cosmopolitan magazine too? Why use this site as your poor excuse to look at naked woman when you can just stick to your porn sites?

    Keep your perverted comments to yourselves, there are ladies who read this website. And above all, you sound like pathetic losers.

  30. jessica

    i can’t believe so many guys read this website… do you read cosmopolitan magazine too? Why use this site as your poor excuse to look at naked woman when you can just stick to your porn sites?

    Keep your perverted comments to yourselves, there are ladies who read this website. And above all, you sound like pathetic losers.

  31. jessica

    i can’t believe so many guys read this website… do you read cosmopolitan magazine too? Why use this site as your poor excuse to look at naked woman when you can just stick to your porn sites?

    Keep your perverted comments to yourselves, there are ladies who read this website. And above all, you sound like pathetic losers.

  32. jessica

    i can’t believe so many guys read this website… do you read cosmopolitan magazine too? Why use this site as your poor excuse to look at naked woman when you can just stick to your porn sites?

    Keep your perverted comments to yourselves, there are ladies who read this website. And above all, you sound like pathetic losers.

  33. theGanj

    Meh, tits. I doubt she’s going topless to piss off her ex though. It’s the norm where my friends come from to be topless on beach even if you’re girl.

    We went on holiday recently to south of France and and most girls I saw was topless. Teens, mothers, and even grannies. It’s just tits for god sake. Even if the girl is super hot, I don’t find topless women hot unless they’re engaging in sexual act.

  34. Dirk

    @79 Can’t help it…she reminds me of that video from Window Licker..

    @84 Actually, when she was vacationing with Ronaldo she was never topless. Even covered her tits with towels when she changed into her bikini.
    Now all of a sudden she nakek all the friggin’ time AND slobbering down her ex on a jetski. A week after she was dumped. No coincidence there…it’s typical female behaviour.

  35. ishi-san

    the right boob is bigger than the left one!!!!!!

  36. kipsy

    Who are these people? You’re like some gossip columnist from the 30′s. ‘And who’s that long legged lassie strolling out of a stretch limousine? Why that’s Lady McPherson of the West Egg McPhersons!’ I like nudity as much as the next fellow, but it’s no boost that this is the ex-girlfriend of some Spanish soccer star.

  37. sRsLy

    @80 jessica…

    i hate 2 say it, but a website with pix of celebs without thieir tops on IS porn.

  38. beefytee

    It’s like a bolt on grapefruit on one side, and a cantaloupe on the other side. Still hot, but if you’re gonna get them put in…why wouldn’t you make sure they were the right size.

  39. Buddy Love

    Yeah, anyone who spouts bullshit about being jealous or her tits look great, or blah blah, nonsense, get real. This bitch’s tits look like shit, she is no one in the world of celebs and people who don’t dig the way she looks are normal. Nuff said.

  40. Barely Stearn

    Idiots – Google her: You will find a collection of pictures of her put out by the England’s “Sun” newspaper. Those titties are fabulous. Anybody who comes here and claims one side is bigger than the other or some other nonsensical bullshit is just flat out jealous or has never seen a pair of great tits in their life. Either way: You’re pathetic. I also note no one had the usual big pair of balls to go into yet another desensitized nipple routine as you can clearly see that ain’t a problem with this beautifal creature. For ^&*$’s sake: You’re all so damn jealous or delusional you believe your own bullshit.

    Actually I wish Fish WOULD refrain from these kinds of posts: I LOVE THEM but I am so freaking sick of reading the usual dipshit posts from the plastic surgeon wannabes and the flat chested fat tubs of shit who post in between slurps of their Haagen Daz I want to puke up my esophagus. Why don’t you all go hug a tree or Hillary Clinton you bunch of hairy armpitted beatnik douchebags…
    ..and you Jessica – Learn to post ONCE you f*ckin’ idiot and then your ad hoc advice to the group might mean something more than feminist bullshit meanderings…

  41. Dirk

    The irony here, Barely Stearn, is that when people Google her they get to see her face. And that’s the frightening part.

  42. Jules

    #91, im not googling shit! I already spent precious morning time on this website, im not going to actually learn her name, open a new browser, type in google.com and look up her skanky ass…And maybe you can take some time off from your very sad life of googling unknown chicks all day long and posting long ass sexist comments on this website and take your own twinky lard ass out for a walk in the real world.

    and who cares about the girl…fake boobs or whatever, its her business…her body is amazing and Id love to have it!!!!

  43. Fasc(ion)ist(a)

    Yeah, nothing says “hot” like a big incision scar where the implant was put in.

    Big breasts ? sexy, unless you’re 14 and have never touched a booby, or you’re 40 and still live in your mother’s basement.

  44. Bigo

    That other chick must be lesbian, she can’t stop looking at the fucked-up boobs LOL

  45. These “things” are victoria buckham tennis-balls!!!
    MONEY-BACK GUERANTEE?

  46. RockHard

    Nothing gets me harder than seeing fake boobs the size of and round like cantalopes. I only get hotter as I admire the surgical cuts where the insertions happened. It is time to vomit.

  47. Rich

    That girl in the green bikini top is drooling over her gorgeous tits & is waiting for her to spread her legs

  48. harriet

    i wish i had tits like that

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