Nereida Gallardo continues her epic quest to spend 90% of the summer totally topless in order to piss off ex-boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo. I wish my exes flashed their boobs to get back at me. Boy, would I learn my lesson.
UPDATE: Did it work? Shit…
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions unless you work in a factory that builds topless Spanish models with augmented breasts. In which case, are you hiring?
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Crappola | August 5, 2008 at 5:02 pm
mmm… my daily dose of boobs. It’s magically delicious!
Poon | August 5, 2008 at 5:05 pm
BOOOOOOOOBBBIIIIIIIIEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!
hussein | August 5, 2008 at 5:05 pm
She looks just like my Uncle Freddy. I remember when he used to take me out fishing on his boat
cheese | August 5, 2008 at 5:06 pm
NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
mjtouchesboys | August 5, 2008 at 5:08 pm
the things i’d eat out of her ass
adt | August 5, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Is it just me, or do her boobs look like two completely different sizes?
rabido | August 5, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Hey #1, you must mean your daily dose of silicone –
Dr. 90210 | August 5, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Somebody tell her not to raise her arms when she’s topless. What hacks – they went in under her breasts and left big scars. Nice technique…if it were 1970…
RichPort | August 5, 2008 at 5:11 pm
The nipples… they follow me around where ever I walk in the room… real fucking freaky…
Crappola | August 5, 2008 at 5:13 pm
mmm… my daily dose of silicone. It’s scientifically delicious!
Joe | August 5, 2008 at 5:22 pm
“Is it just me, or do her boobs look like two completely different sizes?”
It’s not you, it’s the jacked up boob job.
woodhorse | August 5, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Fuck you Nereida. I’m in fucking school full time and I work fucking full time and if I had any fucking free time I would fucking love to be on a yacht in some fucking hot spot but since I don’t have any fucking money I guess I will just eat some more fucking ice cream so fuck your physical fitness.. Fuck I bet she’s fucking stupid and lazy.
rough daddy | August 5, 2008 at 5:27 pm
you can practically sees the outline of the silicone,,,she wouldve been way hotter natural…
james | August 5, 2008 at 5:28 pm
As far as the speeks go, I’d take mommy-thong over walleyed-grapefruits. But I fear neither is good with the scrub brush, and my maid is so YOUNG and hot and grateful…
bizqui | August 5, 2008 at 5:31 pm
THE RIGHT SILICON IS BIGGER THAN THE LEFT ONE…
havoc | August 5, 2008 at 5:33 pm
VERY NICE…….
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Dr. John Blackheart | August 5, 2008 at 5:35 pm
I’m super horny, I’d eat her ass, and then fuck it
Do_FreeBird | August 5, 2008 at 5:36 pm
This Bimb would be smoking if she didn’t have those two grotesque fucking hard-ass mounds of silicone on her chest. Stupid fucking cunt.
rrrrr | August 5, 2008 at 5:37 pm
@15, my god your right!!
you’d think the dr. might have done something about that.
i wonder if the dr. manufactured those nipple too….i think i wouldnt mind fake nipples
Joe | August 5, 2008 at 5:39 pm
I think I can actually see the scars from the boob job. Sorry, but those things are not attractive. She’s damaged goods. Natural is the way to go and she’d be freakin’ hot that way.
Dick LaDouche | August 5, 2008 at 5:42 pm
She looks just like my Aunt Bertha
havoc | August 5, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Then your Aunt Bertha had nice tits…..
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veggi | August 5, 2008 at 5:46 pm
I hope she finds out she has advanced metastatic breast cancer, and that her fake boobs prevented early detection.
Barely Stearn | August 5, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Thanks to the miracle of Viagra my penis was able to quickly recover from its Kim Kardashian workout and rebound for a dip with Nereida. Christ, what a Goddess.
Bless you Fish – an All-Star day my friend – kudos to you!
Andy | August 5, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Who beats off to pictures on the Superficial when you can watch – for free – video clips of a nice deepthroat-puke-deepthroat-facial porno?
Barely Stearn | August 5, 2008 at 5:49 pm
… and to all you jealous bitches and your bitchy hairdresser BFFs who bash this hot hot babe with your ‘fake breasts bullshit”: Fuck you one and all!
Tim | August 5, 2008 at 5:53 pm
You forgot to include “all you guys who have seen a hot young girl with great natural breasts, naked”
nipolian | August 5, 2008 at 5:57 pm
I’m not saying that she is not hot……….because she is…….but if you look at her nipples in the last pic…….she could be one of those deadly “Femme Bots” from Austin Powers……….The left nip is aiming down and away….the right one is aiming up and in.
Ronaldo McDonaldo | August 5, 2008 at 5:59 pm
What about her poor friend in the green bathing suit who has to wait patiently for Nereida to finish posing and preening for the paparazzi? She wants to see those boobs again about as much as she wants to sucked into the inboard motor.
vieve | August 5, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Her nips are uneven.
Deacon Jones | August 5, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Jesus,
Does anyone on here know their fucking tit jobs?
Those puppies are saline. Since saline is less viscous than silicon, they have to pressurize the implant more so it holds it’s shape and doesnt ripple all the time.
Silicon is much more natural looking, they have a nice teardrop effect when sitting upright. And they feel 10x better than saline.
But who gives a fuck, she’s slammin’
Janu | August 5, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Compared to a “normal” cellulite-packed American woman, Nereida is incredibly hot. Compared to European women, she’s cheap and unattractive. It all depends on your standards.
HotMilli | August 5, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Those thumbs are big enough to be used as a sundial.
Goony | August 5, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Hasn’t anyone told her it’s impolite to point?
Karma | August 5, 2008 at 6:21 pm
She’d have a slaming body if not for the botched up boob job. Hard face though.
Luke | August 5, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Rogue Defecator Strikes Again
Recently College custodians discovered human feces spread on the stalls and toilets of a South Mass bathroom. While possibly an unfortunate accident, it was likely another deliberate effort to defecate in a place not intended for feces. Previously such incidents had appeared limited to the East Wheelock cluster [see TDR 3/11/05] but the escalation to South Mass has alarmed many. As a shocked Elizabeth Kim ’07 told the Daily Dartmouth, “there’s poop everywhere, and we don’t know why.” Shreya Patel ’07, however, has had enough of the extra-toiletal feces, exclaiming that “I just want it to stop.” So do we, Shreya, so do we.
cranky | August 5, 2008 at 6:36 pm
I’d eat a bucket of shit to get at her bunghole.
scooby | August 5, 2008 at 6:37 pm
boo bees.
Sam | August 5, 2008 at 6:37 pm
One boob looks bigger than the other..but I’d still hit that.
mer | August 5, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Seeing nude pictures of someone with implants is strange. They are so blatantly fake – shouldn’t she be ashamed of her body, and the decision she’s made?
I dunno, it just looks ridiculous to me.
Dana | August 5, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Good idea. More women should do this as then breasts will become de-sexualized. If you see them everywhere and no big deal, then they won’t be nearly as much of a sex object..
jonny | August 5, 2008 at 7:24 pm
yecchhh!!!! I hate fake boobs. They look ridiculous. Such a shame, she was a beautiful girl.
greatful | August 5, 2008 at 7:29 pm
yesss…i’m gonna lay my head right down next to my computer, take out my dick and start stroking it to these pics. thank you superficial for getting my dick so hard with these pictures. ahhhhh, i am stroking it, stroking it thinking about these great tits in my mouth, with my fingrs in her hot little cunt. this is the best site ever, so many tits, so much stuff to fap to. all you stupid bitches get off this site and let me jack it IN PEACE.
Jaysin | August 5, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Yeah fish, when are you going to show us REAL NSFW pics? How about some bare puss? I never turn down a freebie…Ladies?
venomhed | August 5, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Fat, white, American girls take note:
Thin is in and you haven’t convinced anyone that tramp stamps, big bellies and big mouths are desired over hot, thin, sexy, Latin women.
Put down the twinkies, turn off the TV, get on a tread mill and learn what being a sexy woman is once again you fat lazy slobs.
titsonsnack | August 5, 2008 at 7:44 pm
I’m not a guy or a gay girl, (and even if I was I’d still find this boring) so zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. There are ten million billion sites on the internet that have pictures of tits. Who the fuck is Nereida Gallardo? How is this celebrity gossip? And why would anyone “jack it” to this when there’s real porn to be had?
celebrifi.com | August 5, 2008 at 8:07 pm
I am truly proud of her!
http://www.celebrifi.com
Shootit | August 5, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Can’t imagine that ANYONE would find those ugly fake boobs attractive. You think you’re cool drooling over this guinea pig? Naahhhh, you just come across as desperate.
Time to go grab a handful of REAL breasts…….mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
dani | August 5, 2008 at 8:14 pm
I love all the comments about fake boobs being gross… speaking as a woman, its nice to know that there are men who appreciate the real thing. Makes me feel better :) Thanks guys :) xo
Jaysin | August 5, 2008 at 8:19 pm
@48 Shotit
Well, I can imagine it because I would fuck her until her tits popped off…that’s how attractive I find her. I don’t like the feel or look of real breasts and I don’t give a shit if it’s celebrity gossip…THIS GIRL IS HOT! end of story. Now you all can go cry in your oatmeal or whatever fugly chicks like you do and leave grateful, venomhed and I to circle jerk.