Nereida Gallardo in a bikini = I hate you, Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo

June 27th, 2008 // 164 Comments

Continuing International Soccer Stars and their Bikini-clad Ladies Week on The Superficial, I’m posting pics of Nereida Gallardo who’s vacationing in Sardinia with boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo. These shots are from today, but I also added some from yesterday because, well, BIKINI. I bet you guys read this site while stroking your chins and thinking “Clearly, this man is a master wordsmith.” To which I say, please, I’m just a simple writer – with golden hands given to me by Zeus himself. Accurate anecdote.*

*AKA True story.

Photos: INFdaily.com

  1. Jesus

    I’m not as spot as you hicks to have my own blog. I shamefully, (not so much) don’t bother with, I just enjoy pointing out how fucking racist douche-bags love to play “word fight” on other people’s blogs.

    Oh, and by the way, check your updates there, sir/madam, I’m not Brit, nor French, nor anything your mind would believe. I’m actually one of those crazy non racist, no accent (considering in the US of A) people that made a point.

    But I see peeps love to attack the non racist. Interesting. Well, the cloaks are in your basement, get them out, prance around and maybe pretend that you’re in the 1800s.

    #138, no shit. I’m still under the impression that American football got confused as to what is a hand and what is a foot.

  2. #151 – Hush you scalawag!

  3. Jesus

    That would be impossible…I mean, who the hell would answer all the prayers?

    I prefer WOP or Guapo, but hey, pirate slang is cool too.

  4. al

    if you’re not a homo, why do you write an online gossip column?

  5. bob dylan

    for the last time, Ronaldo is BRAZILIAN!!!!
    not portuguese.

  6. Rut Roh

    Dear bob dylan,

    You’re either a fucking raving lunatic or you know nothing about football.

    There are 2 Ronaldos.
    1 is a bit older, he lives in Brazil, he is Brazilian, he plays this game called football for the Brazilian team. He’s an awesome footballer and helped to land Brazil on the International map for football. He was recently caught with some trannies, but all is cool as long as he continues playing well (which he’s practically retired).

    There is another Ronaldo. Most people call him “C.Ronaldo.” This is short for Christiano Ronaldo. He is a very young football player. He plays for Manchester United and his home team is Portugal. He is Portugese. This is the man in the pictures. He’s also a whiny, diving, piece of trash that has lost a lot of fans for his begging on the field.

    Now, could you please place your head in the toaster oven and turn the heat to high?

  7. Felis Horribilis

    @132 Not true. I know that it’s called “soccer” in at least Australia and South Africa as well as the U.S.

    The main reason Americans (even football/soccer fans) call it “soccer” is just to avoid tremendous confusion here. What if we went around pounding our fists and demanding that you call football “cricket”? I imagine it would cause some problems for if you did.

    Not to mention that we don’t demand that you call boots “cleats”, pace “speed”, pitches “fields”, lorries “trucks”, flats “apartments”, bonnets “hoods” etc, etc. It’s all the same game, get over it. At least we don’t call it calcio.

  8. caroline

    oh my god listen to yous all.yous all sound like a few chickens in a hens house.face it laddies cristain is taken.and so what if she has dipples on her bum or legs.i think its cool how she can be her self and doesnt have to be false.personaly laddies envy is a curse.let them be they are happy.

  9. caroline

    oh my god listen to yous all.yous all sound like a few chickens in a hens house.face it laddies cristain is taken.and so what if she has dipples on her bum or legs.i think its cool how she can be her self and doesnt have to be false.personaly laddies envy is a curse.let them be they are happy.

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    The name of this sport is football. Beckham plays football. Pele played football. And this Portuguese footballer plays football

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