Continuing International Soccer Stars and their Bikini-clad Ladies Week on The Superficial, I’m posting pics of Nereida Gallardo who’s vacationing in Sardinia with boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo. These shots are from today, but I also added some from yesterday because, well, BIKINI. I bet you guys read this site while stroking your chins and thinking “Clearly, this man is a master wordsmith.” To which I say, please, I’m just a simple writer – with golden hands given to me by Zeus himself. Accurate anecdote.*
*AKA True story.
Photos: INFdaily.com
Amber | June 27, 2008 at 5:18 pm
my god her b.f is hot!
Mel | June 27, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Yes….yes he is.
Fan | June 27, 2008 at 5:23 pm
While you post about the girlfriend being hot (and she is), Cristiano is waaayyy hotter. Just look at that body. OMG…
my comment | June 27, 2008 at 5:23 pm
HE IS HOT!
Captain-Insano | June 27, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Who cares about some chick that is dating a soc-bore player. Soc-bore is very fucking boring.
sara | June 27, 2008 at 5:24 pm
yeah the boyfriend takes the cake on this one.
ph7 | June 27, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Nice bod. Ugly tats.
Tat are for girls you want to bag at closing hour at the bar – you need that easy signal that she’s loose and dirty.
But you don’t invite the tat girl to your yacht..
Tom | June 27, 2008 at 5:28 pm
They both look like mouth breathing idiots, no matter how fit they are. The chick is sexy but a little too dark.
Hannah | June 27, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Of course, all of these guys are on vacation because their teams either didn’t qualify or were knocked out early of Euro 2008.
Whatev | June 27, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Apparently, the Spanish aren’t the only Iberians who like their chicks with dicks.
grandPAMcCain | June 27, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Hey #8 too dark?…..you must love Lindsey Lohan and her ghostly pale skin doc!!
grandPAMcCain | June 27, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Hey #8 too dark…..you must love Lindsey Lohan and her ghostly pale skin doc!!
ph7 | June 27, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Wow – she looks bad when she’s not wearing a bikini – see pic #8
Tyallie | June 27, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Cristiano Ronaldo is hot. Really arrogant, though.
…wish I was that girl…
MISTER | June 27, 2008 at 5:40 pm
The back of her thighs need some work, but she is “meh”
I see some of her cellulite creeping in.
Potlach | June 27, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Face not great but I’d drop a load on it anyway.
Uncle Rukkus Bitches | June 27, 2008 at 5:43 pm
DAYUM THAT MAN IS PRETTY…… THE BITCH GOT A NICE BODY, BUT UGLY FACE
Dude | June 27, 2008 at 5:44 pm
WWOOOOOOOOOWWW
Ronaldo has made it to the Superficial????
i am amazed…I thought only beckam had the media cover in the US..
now Ronaldo truly is a world soccer star…
It's bigger than yours..., | June 27, 2008 at 5:46 pm
That’s okay #8, I do like ‘em DARK, maybe you should try it sometime?
James | June 27, 2008 at 5:46 pm
In the first pic her forehead looks enormous. I want to photoshop in some sort of psychic rays firing out of it.
eric | June 27, 2008 at 5:48 pm
funny how her holding the kid makes her seem extremly unattractive
Mutton Chop | June 27, 2008 at 5:50 pm
She looks tight to me. I’d like to be the fly on the wall. Bet she’s a screamer.
rm | June 27, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Proof positive that there are fat Europeans.
ph7 | June 27, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Euro-trash.
BaCrock Osama | June 27, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Put a bag over her face and it’s a perfect 10
Badcock | June 27, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Hey Captain-Insano, go fuck an anthill.
Sergio | June 27, 2008 at 6:11 pm
He was more interested in staying with nereida rather than playing nice for Portugal, bastard !!!
whatever | June 27, 2008 at 6:12 pm
@13 – Yeah because you don’t have much to distract you from that fugly mug. #25 hit the nail on the head. Textbook Butterface.
sarcasm. look it up. | June 27, 2008 at 6:15 pm
oh my god! she is so fat! how did anyone get SO HUGE! and all that cellulite! can not even believe she went out in public with those massive hips and cheesy thighs! yuck! she really needs to hit the gym or hide under a rock!
Captain-Insano | June 27, 2008 at 6:21 pm
#26: Sounds more exciting than soc-bore, you European fruit salad.
Badcock | June 27, 2008 at 6:22 pm
TO#29……Whatever you say Mary Kate
Badcock | June 27, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Captain-Insano;born, bread, and bleed american dumbfuck. Go play golf fuckstain.
AndrewMacCloud | June 27, 2008 at 6:30 pm
I have a bad feeling about this one …
Bring it on Bitch
The destruction of Ronaldo!
Kate | June 27, 2008 at 6:38 pm
The chick is hot and all, not putting her down, she’s hotter then a lot of women, but he is a lot prettier then her. Like a hell of a lot prettier then her. But then again, my woman bias is evident in that statement.
Shelby | June 27, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Thank you, Superficial writer!
Cristiano is the hottest man alive.
His Iberian good looks make me melt.
Have fun while it lasts, Nereida. The things I would do to that beautiful man if he were mine, even for a night.
CR7 from Heaven! Please don’t leave Man Utd! If you play for Real Madrid I will only be able to watch the matches on Telemundo, and I don’t speak Spanish. :(
nipolian | June 27, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Is that Cristiano Ronaldo in the 6th pic with the red shorts on and his head turned?
Mr. Krinkle | June 27, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Looks like the dude is wearing a diaper in a couple of the picks.
calf | June 27, 2008 at 6:56 pm
CALF MONSTER… I would smash …
PunkA | June 27, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Best player on the planet in 2008. CR7 is one fit dude, nice lats for soccer player. Usually they sport a good 6-pack, but have wimpy lats. Dude works out.
Young, filthy rich, not bad looking and pulls in hawt chicks 24/7/365. BASTARD!!!!!
granada | June 27, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Damn, that woman is hot. If only she wouldn’t pluck her eyebrows so thin, her face would look much better. But yes, Cristiano Ronaldo is incredibly sexy…as coisas que eu gostaria de fazer com ele ;)
lala | June 27, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Her face got hit with the ugly stick about 100 times…the body isn’t bad, but honestly a little too masculine, especially for someone like him, who is a little too feminine…
Shelby | June 27, 2008 at 7:12 pm
@36 Yes, that is Cris.
He is the best footballer on the planet right now. Probably the most famous too, everywhere but the US. He is the star of Manchester United and plays on the Portugese national team. He has won an incredible amount of personal and team medals/awards/trophies this year, and scored a record 42 goals this season. He’s amazingly talented.
Nereida is a nobody. Nobody heard of her before he started dating her. He goes through girlfriends and hookers like crazy, she is just his flavor of the month.
missmad | June 27, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Why is it that women are willing to concede other women’s hotness but men can’t discuss the attractiveness of other men without fear that someone will call them “gay”? Honestly, between the two of them in these pictures, there is simply no comparison. He is the bigger (only) celebrity, he has actual talent (not that that’s a requirement for being written about on this site) and he is DAMN fine.
Why so homophobic, Fish? You made the wrong call on this one.
Ted from LA | June 27, 2008 at 7:56 pm
He does look good, but what”s the deal with the diaper?
woodhorse | June 27, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Jun 27 2008Nereida Gallardo in a bikini = I hate you, mirror.
Kat | June 27, 2008 at 7:59 pm
He’s gorgeous. Why waste space with pictures of the girlfriend? There are maybe 20 truly beautiful men in the entertainment industry (though plenty of attractive guys, sure), and when one of them goes around in a swimsuit you waste space on the GIRLFRIEND? So disappointing.
Ted from LA | June 27, 2008 at 8:02 pm
She looks good, but she has seaweed coming out of the left side of her pussy.
theprotagonist | June 27, 2008 at 8:12 pm
#43 Why you ask? You really dont know this? Its like basic high school science. If one man thinks even for another second that another man might be attractive, then he also has to consider that said mans penis might also be attractive, then ergo, ipso facto, henceforth, you think mens penis’s are attractive so you are irrevocably gay. Men only get one chance not to be gay so they cant risk blowing it by thinking that other men are attractive.
On the other hand its perfectly natural from a biological standpoint for women to think other women are attractive, because thats basic scientific fact which has been proven time and time again.
Basic science folks, the answer to life’s mysteries.
Uh | June 27, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Ronaldo’s hot.
I’d bang him like a drum.
looked too close | June 27, 2008 at 8:21 pm
There’s a ripple on the side of her right implant. Cheeeeeeeeeeap