Neil Patrick Harris says he’s gay and tells People magazine:
“The public eye has always been kind to me, and until recently I have been able to live a pretty normal life. Now it seems there is speculation and interest in my private life and relationships. So, rather than ignore those who choose to publish their opinions without actually talking to me, I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions and am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love.”
What is this “speculation and interest” in his private life that he speaks of? I don’t think anybody has thought about Doogie Howser for the past 10 years. This would be like Gary Coleman crawling out of the backseat of the car he’s been living in to announce he’s gay. Only less interesting, because at least Coleman is funny to look at.
biatcho | November 6, 2006 at 9:59 am
Holy run-on sentence Batman!
And he was pretty hilarious in Harold & Kumar. Which is strange because the gays are hardly ever hilarious.
slantingthroughdarkness | November 6, 2006 at 10:01 am
Doogie Howser, F.P.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
l3irdy | November 6, 2006 at 10:01 am
Can you say WHO CARES?
Starfruit Gossip | November 6, 2006 at 10:02 am
one by one every male in hollywood will come out.
http://www.starfruitgossip.com
serial snarkalec | November 6, 2006 at 10:02 am
My gaydar must need a tune-up. I thought he was just a total geek in an almost endearing way.
CelebSlam.com | November 6, 2006 at 10:03 am
This, of course, is not shocking,
http://www.celebslam.com
Playingthevillain | November 6, 2006 at 10:06 am
Sorry but…who?
Italian Stallion | November 6, 2006 at 10:08 am
NPHLTC……
Joshingya31 | November 6, 2006 at 10:10 am
Great, he just totally negated half of the funny in Harold and Kumar. “Im gonna burn this mutha fucka down, Pookie lets burn this mutha fucka down!”
laikiska | November 6, 2006 at 10:11 am
OK, so is it only B- or C-list (or X-list) celebrities on here today? WHO is this guy and WHO cares what his sexual orientation is as long as he gets the big O???
katie | November 6, 2006 at 10:11 am
perez hilton was the jackass who kept writing articles about outing him. thats who had “interest”.
mrs.t | November 6, 2006 at 10:12 am
I can’t think of a single one, but all you bitches need to come up with the Doogie Howser gay jokes. If anyone cares enough to do so. You know what, nevermind.
I do have a little med school story for you, though. To clarify, I am not a doc. This is me recounting a story that my college housemate shared after a long night in the ER.
So this young gay man comes into the ER around 2 am, in tremendous pain, having difficulty explaining what exactly is causing his pain. They finally narrow it down to his genital area, and get him into an exam room. That’s when my friend learns that his patient has spent a quiet evening at home, threading speaker wire up in his penis. I seem to remember that it was a surprisingly loooooong piece of wire, around 3 feet. He said he just kept pushing it in, and pushing it in…..so they load the guy up with morphine, shoot a gang of Lydocaine up in there (why wouldn’t they just put him under?) and he is barely conscious when they begin to very gently pull out the wire. Apparently he shot straight up and it took several ezcruciating hours to remove all of it.
If you made it through the whole story, how many men have their legs squeezed together in horror?
mrs.t | November 6, 2006 at 10:13 am
eXcruciating. again, I’m no doctor.
dan**lle | November 6, 2006 at 10:14 am
This is becoming a fad. Just because Lance came out of the closet to boost his ‘career’, it doesn’t mean that this guy’s career will benefit from this sudden outburst of pride. Who is this guy anyway?
Ed Bambrick | November 6, 2006 at 10:15 am
So that’s not the guy who played Niles on “Frasier”???
RichPort | November 6, 2006 at 10:22 am
Neil Patrick Harris has the nerve to think I was gay… when he was sucking my dick he said it tasted like shit…
BigJim | November 6, 2006 at 10:23 am
More like Spoogie Howser.
Dean | November 6, 2006 at 10:23 am
I wonder if his character on How I Met Your Mother is gonna turn gay. Is that show still on?
Brain Embolism | November 6, 2006 at 10:24 am
Perhaps theSuperficial should start posting on weekends?
The Angry Ferret has had this one up since Saturday… and alot funnier write-up then the Fish too!
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
BigJim | November 6, 2006 at 10:25 am
Now he’s gonna get stalked by Tom Cruise.
Madrid Marriott | November 6, 2006 at 10:26 am
The reason for the timing of this announcement is obvious. That Christian evangelist guy was paying Neil Patrick Harris for gay sex.
Madrid Marriott | November 6, 2006 at 10:27 am
PS – TypeKey is gay.
pinky_nip | November 6, 2006 at 10:27 am
When did “cocks & assholes” become the new black? I feel like I need to wear a strap-on anymore just to “fit in”. Are there any guys left who actually like a vag?!?!
uma | November 6, 2006 at 10:28 am
you’ve got to be kidding, the angry ferret site is lame, especially the writing
biatcho | November 6, 2006 at 10:33 am
#12, My sister is an OR Nurse and I will NEVER forget the time when I was about 12 that she told me about the time they had to remove a statue of Mary Mother of Christ out of some gay’s anus. That’s just sheer blasphemy and I am in no WAY religious.
RichPort | November 6, 2006 at 10:35 am
So does this mean he’s a Scientologist? And if so, does he get smooched by Travolta before boarding the plane? That Xenu is getting all of our best talent…
XLTC
mrs.t | November 6, 2006 at 10:39 am
pinky- I think my husband still likes the vag, although he did laugh a little too hard at Borat’s “loose like sleeve of wizard” bit. So, you may see “mr.t is gay” as the next post on the Fish. He’s about as famous as Neil Patrick Harris.
badfishstan | November 6, 2006 at 10:39 am
NPH wouldn’t do that!
ponk | November 6, 2006 at 10:41 am
i was going to put the Doogie article on my blog a couple days ago too, but then i thought, “who the fuck cares?”.
mrs.t | November 6, 2006 at 10:42 am
#25- at least your sister’s guy has received reparations from the Catholic church by now. He had that kind of Gay that you get from priests.
PapaHotNuts | November 6, 2006 at 10:42 am
I hope he gets a stingray barb in his chest. He rocked in Harold and Kumar. He said the word “furburger”. I have been mislead and deceived by a former doctor. I may sue for malpractice. Fuck off.
ATX | November 6, 2006 at 10:45 am
It must have been especially hard for Doogie to snort that rail of that hottie’s ass in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. So he likes the bologna pony, eh. But did he have the hots for Vinnie Delpino back in the day? Now that would be a story worth telling! LMAO…
Joshingya31 | November 6, 2006 at 10:48 am
Instead of climbing through the window maybe Vinne Delpino should have been coming out of the closet.
mytwocents | November 6, 2006 at 10:48 am
We saw him last night at Katsu-ya…I’m assuming with his boyfriend. I nearly killed my self trying to get between his Prius and some other car. Damn hybrid driver fuckers… We see him there all the time…I guess he needs to get his fish some how…AM I RIGHT?!
http://www.thespinzone.com
Praz | November 6, 2006 at 10:53 am
NPH would never do that.
kitty_kat | November 6, 2006 at 10:54 am
Whoa. Somebody obviously thinks they are more famous than they actually are.
Pagan Queen | November 6, 2006 at 10:56 am
HELLO FISHIES!!
Got a quick joke for you since we are talking about ‘the gays’.
Why doesnt Foley use bookmarks?
Cuz he likes his pages bent over.
Thank you – thank you – I will be here all day!
llllllllll | November 6, 2006 at 11:02 am
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOGIE NOT YOU!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO OH GOD GIVE ME STRENGTH TO CARRY ON…NO NO NO {slowly drops to her knees}
Alex | November 6, 2006 at 11:02 am
Whew! What a relief! I suppose I can do what I have always wanted to do in life, like become a doctor, now that I have finally received sexuality confirmation on Neil Patrick Harris. This is truly a day to remember.
Angry Ferret Jones | November 6, 2006 at 11:10 am
Thanks Brain. I do love to track Doogie!
Triumph Insult Dog | November 6, 2006 at 11:13 am
Lance Bass, Neil Patrick Harris, the guy from Grey’s Anatomy or the brother from “Frasier”: Do they think we don’t KNOW?!
Most Gay actors and actresses can’t play straight!
Ellen couldn’t, Rosie O’Donell couldn’t, Rupert Everett couldn’t and these bozos couldn’t either…
Now I’m just waiting on Eva Longoria, Mandy Moore and that other guy from Grey’s Anatomy to come out…
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
RichPort | November 6, 2006 at 11:16 am
NPH left the church at a young age because he felt he wasn’t being reared properly… but he came back, because he couldn’t leave his priest’s behind…
(crickets)
This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover | November 6, 2006 at 11:23 am
What do you mean no one has thought about him in 10 years? He made a comeback in Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, and now he’s in a hit show on CBS…so I can believe that people were starting to show a little more interest in him. I’m surprised that he’s gay, but not really. He’s good at playing a horny straight guy though.
mytwocents | November 6, 2006 at 11:30 am
FYI, He’s been pretty ‘open’ about being gay and actually, I was surprised when he ‘came out’ in People because I didn’t know he was still ‘IN’…. It’s a PR ploy…it’s like a trump card for gay celebs. I wouldn’t be surprised if there are celebs out there who have ‘come out’ more than once.
http://www.thespinzone.com
Personally, I’m just waiting for Gina Gershon to come out because that’s when I’ll come out of the closet for a couple days just to make out with her
mytwocents | November 6, 2006 at 11:31 am
FYI, He’s been pretty ‘open’ about being gay and actually, I was surprised when he ‘came out’ in People because I didn’t know he was still ‘IN’…. It’s a PR ploy…it’s like a trump card for gay celebs. I wouldn’t be surprised if there are celebs out there who have ‘come out’ more than once.
http://www.thespinzone.com
Personally, I’m just waiting for Gina Gershon to come out because that’s when I’ll come out of the closet for a couple days just to make out with her
mytwocents | November 6, 2006 at 11:33 am
damn double post again…sorry…
wg | November 6, 2006 at 11:42 am
#14 — What’s becoming a fad is that fat @$$ Perez Hilton outing people. I wish someone would close him down.
UNWASHEDMASSES | November 6, 2006 at 11:42 am
Remember when the latest gay fad was shoving gerbils up their asses? I recall a pet store owner catching shit at the time for not selling small mammals to apparent homosexuals. I think everyone probably has a “gay guy going to the ER” story. Disgusting. But hey, they’re just like us – right?
Guy-Pierre | November 6, 2006 at 11:48 am
Ooooh goody, another one for our side.
Come one, come all… but cum often! Hee Hee
Guy-Pierre | November 6, 2006 at 11:51 am
@20.. Did you drop the towel yet BigJimmy?
I’m waiting with bated breath!