“Doogie, dear, why are they taking our picture now? The sparkle luau isn’t until 11:30.”
“Let them. My cock bulge looks perfect in this light. Absolutely perfect…”
I like to think of this site as a friend to the gay community because religion is an asshole and anyone who doesn’t understand homosexuality is a perfectly natural occurrence will be viewed by history as retarded bigots on par with dipshits in the 60s who thought blacks don’t count as humans and/or deserve rights. So on that note, here’s Neil Patrick Harris and his boyfriend David Burtka sunbathing on Elton John‘s yacht which I’m just going to assume is called the S.S. Mangina and captained by Lady GaGa. He’s very subtle.
Photo: INFdaily, Splash News
first….
gaaaaaay
He is great!
Considering the amount of hate that gets tossed at the hot women whose pictures are posted, I imagine there will be plenty “secretly” longing to drop a towel on the deck of that boat.
“Here’s Neil Patrick Harris and his boyfriend David Burtka sunbathing on Elton John’s yacht which I’m just going to assume is called the S.S. Mangina and captained by Lady GaGa. He’s very subtle.” Fish ,you still got! Priceless
Q. Know why there are no double-yellow lines outside Elton John’s house?
A. Would YOU bend over to paint them??
…but people don’t bend over to paint road lines…they use machines…
never let facts get in the way of a good story
Elton John’s pretty good at the piano but he sucks on the organ.
LOL liberace too i heard
I would love to be on that boat! Can you imagine the fabulous cocktails?!
lol
Only J3sus Chr1st can free you from homosexuality. Please r3pent and be s@ved from the H3ll fire that awaits those who reject the S@vior.
J3$u$ i$ g@y
Are we talking about the muscular, tanned Jesus from the 60′s? Cause I would totally repent with him. It wouldn’t be weird or anything: just two guys, being saviors together, ruling the galaxy… It wouldn’t be about doing it, though, obviously, we would do it sometimes, but it wouldn’t be weird or anything… Mmmm, hot, oiled Jesus Christ.
Jesus has a shitty keyboard.
@China so that’s what they mean by “the cumming of the Lord”?
It doesn’t get any better than this, folks.
Blaspheme G0d all you want but you’ll answer to Him on the Day of Judgment! Please r3pent of your wickedness before the great and terrible day of the L0rd!
Can Jesus make a spam filter so strict that even he couldn’t bypass it?
J3sus I5 L0rd, you git your ass off this here evil website and repent. I say repent! Repent for yer sins for starin’ at the half-nekkid ladies on here and pray fer fergivness.
Everyone else, back to looking at boobies.
@J3sus I5 L0rd – take a pill, i don’t fucking exist. neither did jesus. we were invented for mass population control. look it up. roman times. you can quote me on judgement day. oh yeah, except i don’t exist, so there ain’t gona be one.
Is WBC trolling again? Those moronic bastards crack me up.
U might wanna start praying for a new laptop.
When I was younger, my model for the Jewish god was Charlton Heston, but now, having read me some bible, it is Stewie: Petty, vain, inconsistent, vindictive and mindlessly malicious.
They are both hot.
I thought he was dating the Hoff at first glance.
I thought it was Ryan Seacrest.
cue the “Blue Oyster” theme…
The original “fish” was so much better…
The original “WhoCares” was still a douche, but not as much as you.
Neil is very fair skinned. He should have boyfriend apply massive amounts of sunblock….unless that would be too much of a hardship.
~golfclap~
BABIES!!! They’re kids are so cute!
“…anyone who doesn’t understand homosexuality is a perfectly natural occurrence will be viewed by history as retarded bigots on par with dipshits in the 60s who thought blacks don’t count as humans and/or deserve rights.”
Made my morning. You’re the best, SW.
Patrick looking FINE
Neil Patrick Harris’ life is awesome. Not because he has Xfinity, but because he has gay sex on a yacht that he doesn’t even bother to untie from the dock.
“retarded bigots” – the irony is strong with you Fish writer (who continues to use an offensive slur while mocking others).
No, no. It’s only a slur if he says it’s a slur. You need to understand the victimology hierarchy.
Agreed. It’s unneccesary to have that word in this sentence, it’s hurtful. Disappointment, Mr. Superficial. Disappointment.
those babies look like well accessorized Chucky Jr’s
well, blacks are def not fully human in their behavior.
well, whites are def not fully human in their behavior.
I’d hit it. Ibet his a-hole is totally hairless. Love it.
Thank you! I’m not gay, but being female, I do appreciate half nude gay men!
i can feel my immune system being compromised by just looking at these pics
Homoboat?
I’d give both of them the high hard one , and I sure would find out who is the best power bottom
Very gross and uncalled for.
In my country , we do not allow such a public demonstration of the act of man – to – man love . Behind closed doors , it is a much different matter. We revel in our fetishes and homoerotic behaviour
I’m disappointed that there is not more skin showing , and where or where is the queen of the boat?
Neil , I’m available for a good spanking anytime. I’ve been a very bad boy !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kla-BcN8u8Q
Zeitgeist has been debunked look into it.
yeah a lot of it has been, but another lot of it hasn’t.. i’d like to blame the banks and govt tho for my retirement money continuously vaporizing on the market. oh and god..
Oh , I wish I was on that yacht ! What a time we would have ! Sir Elton John , I am at your service , in every way possible !
please don’t be gay please don’t be gay please don’t be gay
lol wan’t that the bartender from stripperella?
oh crap! please be bisexual please be bisexual please be bisexual
If I were a dude, I’d totally go gay for him.
“Psst….I really think we should do a KY commercial, that stuff ROCKS!!!!”
Sailors are seamen on most ships , but sailors on this ship are likely to be full of semen
Wow so self righteous. Fight the good fight buddy, while making mysogynistic comments about female celebrities. The only phobia going around here is the religious phobia the writer has.
Religion is fine, unless you’re only using it to be a dick.
the other dude looks like he’s about to roll in for a little NPH corn on the cob.
Mr Harris, can you guys get off the plane now? The pilot wants to taxi out for takeoff.
When are we going to start treating these degenerate freaks like the disgusting, society-destroying, child abusers that they are. I’m referring, of course, to anyone involved in the Smurf movie.
ASSUME THE POSITION.
Ah, and the queen himself makes an appearance.
Yeah being queer is totally natural. What else is natural that is found in nature? Eating shit, cannibalism, eating dead elephants assholes. Yeah, nature is great! And blacks deserved rights you are darn tooting! Look at what they have done with their rights! In the last 40 years they went from actually having somewhat stable families to 75% being raised without fathers, crowding the prison system, 20% unemployment, pulling AK-47′s on of their pants and shooting up buses. Yeah, those rights..they sure deserved em!
And guess what’s even better than that? It’s you having the right to speak your mind without government censoship, and just look what you did with it! Yeah, you sure were deserving of that one! Whee!!
Is the Sparkle Luau before or after the elaborate circle jerk requiring each participant to dress up like Liberace?
He’s headed for a tossed salad in the galley.
Did you really have an orgasm last night or were you just spitting on my back again?
The service is FABULOUS up here on the poop deck.
I heard the corndogs were especially good on this yacht. Some special seasoning or extra flavor .
that’s just disgusting.
he’s good as a tv actor. I don’t want to see his personal life shit
And you’re on this site looking at photos of actors while they’re not acting because…why?
Fish, to your bit about religion, and to Neil Patrick Harris’ bulge: A-fucking-Men!
Ass, exciting and new
Come my Boy. We’re expecting to.
Ass, life’s sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it flows back into you.
The Ass Boat soon will be making others run
The Ass Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for assventure,
Your dick on a new romance.
Ass won’t hurt much anymore
It’s an open starfish on a friendly shore.
It’s ASS! It’s ASS! It’s ASS!
It’s the Ass Boat-ah! It’s the Ass Boat-ah!
:3 qué lindo que es :D