Who Wants To See Neil Patrick Harris Sunbathing? You Know You Want To

“Doogie, dear, why are they taking our picture now? The sparkle luau isn’t until 11:30.”
“Let them. My cock bulge looks perfect in this light. Absolutely perfect…”

I like to think of this site as a friend to the gay community because religion is an asshole and anyone who doesn’t understand homosexuality is a perfectly natural occurrence will be viewed by history as retarded bigots on par with dipshits in the 60s who thought blacks don’t count as humans and/or deserve rights. So on that note, here’s Neil Patrick Harris and his boyfriend David Burtka sunbathing on Elton John’s yacht which I’m just going to assume is called the S.S. Mangina and captained by Lady GaGa. He’s very subtle.

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