NBC Tried To Hide Ke$ha’s Butt, Probably Should’ve Been More Concerned With The Fisting

November 20th, 2012 // 61 Comments

Because one post about a hand up a butt deserves another – *updates mission statement* – here’s Ke$ha performing on TODAY this morning where NBC wisely decided to hide her fishnet-covered ass cheeks while not-so-wisely neglecting to make sure her stage show doesn’t involve getting fisted by Rufio and the Golden Triangle Brigade. Which should always be the first question right of the gate. I don’t know how you miss that.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Kodos

    I’m sure all persons involved are comfortable with this free expression of sexual individualism…

    ..wait, what?

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    Now we know who ordered the fisting.

  3. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Ive seen over one hundred bands play live in concert and out of all of them KESHA was hands down THE WORST live performance Ive ever sat through.

    She can NOT sing live.

  4. Schweddy Snatch

    How else is she supposed to hit those high notes?

  5. Anal fisting, trending today on The Superficial.

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    Humpty Dumpy

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    Tron
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    *sniff sniff* The faint sent of tuna, and Tucks medicated pads.

  8. Professor Chaos

    Wow, what a trooper. She doesn’t even look phased by essentially being a human Muppet. Elmo’s pedo voice actor might be able to find some work in her show.

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    CrashHell
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    “This Broad? Please. I’ve found tastier crumbs of granola in the pockets of my other XXXL black hoodies.”

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    CrashHell
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    This guy is in every pic. Is she perfoming in Jabba’s Palace?

  11. USDA Prime McBeef

    Since the TODAY show is basically a five hour long commercial for housewife products, I’m surprised they didn’t tie Ke$ha’s ass in with Pilsbury canned biscuit dough.

  12. catapostrophe

    Or left of the gate, whatever either means.

  13. That’s not what girl scout troop 3412 from Ames, Iowa came to see when it took its trip to the big city.

    But that’s what it got, baby!

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    guttboy
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    The resources expended on making this swamp donkey look even remotely bangable could feed untold hundreds of starving people. That being said…I still would…..

  15. Schmidtler

    Soap and hot water can wash off the face makeup, but nothing can wash off the shame of putting your hand up Keisha’s ass on live tv.

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    karlito
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    this is one fucked up body. she’ built like a 60 yr old that had 20 kids. also, is she doing the chicke dance?

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    Reminded me of…

  18. Whats nothing wrong with showing someone getting fisted on network television? As long as they keep their hands clean and their nails trimmed, right?

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    your mom
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    Too bad they didn’t sensor the bullshit music she plays.

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    diego
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    Yum. Foop-Roll-Up.

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    achilles wrath
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    It wouldn’t be so bad if these skanks were remotely good looking but they’re not. Rihanna, Madonna and this trash could all give the hydra a run for its money.

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    motron
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    Is she standing on a dwarf there in the front? What the fuck?

  23. Qmak

    “So Cirque du Soleil didn’t think my particular skill was ‘artistic’ or ‘socially acceptable’ enough? Who are they anyway? Keisha is a real artist and she found a way to fit me in…to her act…all the way in…muahahahaha!”

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    anonym
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    Must be Brooke Hogan’s long lost sister

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    pailumdagon
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    ugh.. what the hell?

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    Tiger
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    If I could turn back time… I’d take her mom to the planned parenthood clinic.

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    One_HUGE_Biotch
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    She make poopy!

    • Schmidtler

      wth, no thumbs up for this comedic gem? typical for this site – never any love for the high brow cerebral humor.

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    joe
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    Blue man there is gonna need some serious hand sanitizer.

  29. Ke$ha Butt Covered Up By Today Show Staff
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    The pep squad’s “Tribute to Iwo Jima” was not well received.

  30. Ke$ha Butt Covered Up By Today Show Staff
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    The pep squad’s “Requiem For Elmo” was not a rousing success, either.

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    Misana
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    not pretty

  32. Ke$ha Butt Covered Up By Today Show Staff
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    Note to self: do not have Tim Burton and Terry Gilliam collaborate for next dance routine.

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    rico
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    Isn’t there anyone in her entourage who can tell her that she needs to hit the gym a bit?? I don’t mean “Ironman Triathlon” training, but maybe 45 minutes a day on a Stair-Master. She has no muscle tone at all.

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    JMA
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    He’s just looking for his keys.

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    Reece
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    Is it just me or does it seem like that wedge of fabric is an anchor of some sort preventing a gravitational collapse of her ass? I hope whatever NASA wizardry its made of is strong enough to save us all from being enveloped in a black hole.

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    John
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    WEAR A GLOVE FOR GOD SAKES MAN!!!!!!

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    Chunknorris
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m guessing this used to be a
    Kevin?

  38. This kind of post is my specialty. Yum.

  39. Ke$ha Butt Covered Up By Today Show Staff
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    Holy crap, I thought the back was bad…

  40. Ke$ha Butt Covered Up By Today Show Staff
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    Pick a hole, any hole.

  41. Ke$ha Butt Covered Up By Today Show Staff
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    Glad to see Limp Bizkit is back together.

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    Skeeter
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    What’s happening in this pic? Are they ramming something up her butt?

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    Nick McNick
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    And she’s famous because….

  44. Ke$ha Butt Covered Up By Today Show Staff
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    In the very next picture, he’s vanished up to the elbow and screaming.

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    djs
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    Her rear is fat,flat,and saggy

  46. Ke$ha Butt Covered Up By Today Show Staff
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    “Oh my God, I totally DID forget my pants!”

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    geez!
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    so the butt cheeks are bad but the upside down cross on her stomach is cool?!

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    CA
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    maybe not in a too great a shape, but fabulous legs nonetheless

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