Because one post about a hand up a butt deserves another – *updates mission statement* – here’s Ke$ha performing on TODAY this morning where NBC wisely decided to hide her fishnet-covered ass cheeks while not-so-wisely neglecting to make sure her stage show doesn’t involve getting fisted by Rufio and the Golden Triangle Brigade. Which should always be the first question right of the gate. I don’t know how you miss that.
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I’m sure all persons involved are comfortable with this free expression of sexual individualism…
..wait, what?
Now we know who ordered the fisting.
I’m pretty sure that’s the same guy who fisted me when I wasn’t looking. One of them, anyway.
That dude looks nothing like Roker.
Is it still considered a donkey punch if you hit her in the dick?
Ive seen over one hundred bands play live in concert and out of all of them KESHA was hands down THE WORST live performance Ive ever sat through.
She can NOT sing live.
If you can’t sing live…. that means you can’t sing at all.
How else is she supposed to hit those high notes?
I imagine it’s sort of like playing a slide trombone.
Anal fisting, trending today on The Superficial.
trending everyday.
There could be some kind of cross-promotional deal with a porno chick with a rectal prolapse.
I’ll look into it.
*rimshot*
Uh…I don’t want to see a “rim shot” of anyone with rectal prolapse, thankyouverymuch.
There was more than fringe danglin’ from them cut-offs…
Humpty Dumpy
*sniff sniff* The faint sent of tuna, and Tucks medicated pads.
*scent
Wow, what a trooper. She doesn’t even look phased by essentially being a human Muppet. Elmo’s pedo voice actor might be able to find some work in her show.
“This Broad? Please. I’ve found tastier crumbs of granola in the pockets of my other XXXL black hoodies.”
This guy is in every pic. Is she perfoming in Jabba’s Palace?
Since the TODAY show is basically a five hour long commercial for housewife products, I’m surprised they didn’t tie Ke$ha’s ass in with Pilsbury canned biscuit dough.
Or left of the gate, whatever either means.
That’s not what girl scout troop 3412 from Ames, Iowa came to see when it took its trip to the big city.
But that’s what it got, baby!
The resources expended on making this swamp donkey look even remotely bangable could feed untold hundreds of starving people. That being said…I still would…..
Soap and hot water can wash off the face makeup, but nothing can wash off the shame of putting your hand up Keisha’s ass on live tv.
this is one fucked up body. she’ built like a 60 yr old that had 20 kids. also, is she doing the chicke dance?
Reminded me of…
Whats nothing wrong with showing someone getting fisted on network television? As long as they keep their hands clean and their nails trimmed, right?
Too bad they didn’t sensor the bullshit music she plays.
Yum. Foop-Roll-Up.
It wouldn’t be so bad if these skanks were remotely good looking but they’re not. Rihanna, Madonna and this trash could all give the hydra a run for its money.
You put Madonna on your list before Gaga? Shame on you.
Is she standing on a dwarf there in the front? What the fuck?
“So Cirque du Soleil didn’t think my particular skill was ‘artistic’ or ‘socially acceptable’ enough? Who are they anyway? Keisha is a real artist and she found a way to fit me in…to her act…all the way in…muahahahaha!”
Must be Brooke Hogan’s long lost sister
ugh.. what the hell?
If I could turn back time… I’d take her mom to the planned parenthood clinic.
She make poopy!
wth, no thumbs up for this comedic gem? typical for this site – never any love for the high brow cerebral humor.
Blue man there is gonna need some serious hand sanitizer.
The pep squad’s “Tribute to Iwo Jima” was not well received.
The pep squad’s “Requiem For Elmo” was not a rousing success, either.
not pretty
Note to self: do not have Tim Burton and Terry Gilliam collaborate for next dance routine.
Isn’t there anyone in her entourage who can tell her that she needs to hit the gym a bit?? I don’t mean “Ironman Triathlon” training, but maybe 45 minutes a day on a Stair-Master. She has no muscle tone at all.
Laughing all the way to the bank
He’s just looking for his keys.
Is it just me or does it seem like that wedge of fabric is an anchor of some sort preventing a gravitational collapse of her ass? I hope whatever NASA wizardry its made of is strong enough to save us all from being enveloped in a black hole.
WEAR A GLOVE FOR GOD SAKES MAN!!!!!!
I’m guessing this used to be a
Kevin?
This kind of post is my specialty. Yum.
Holy crap, I thought the back was bad…
Pick a hole, any hole.
Glad to see Limp Bizkit is back together.
What’s happening in this pic? Are they ramming something up her butt?
And she’s famous because….
In the very next picture, he’s vanished up to the elbow and screaming.
Her rear is fat,flat,and saggy
“Oh my God, I totally DID forget my pants!”
so the butt cheeks are bad but the upside down cross on her stomach is cool?!
maybe not in a too great a shape, but fabulous legs nonetheless