If you’re wondering just what a Scientologist allegedly turned Tom Cruise‘s beard-slave looks like, here’s Nazanin Boniadi the woman reportedly pressured by the church to “audition” to be Tom’s girlfriend only to find herself unceremoniously dumped and forced to scrub toilets with a toothbrush whenever she’s not peddling copies of Dianetics on street corners. Because apparently at one point Xenu went, “Hey, you know who knows how to run a religion? Hare Krishnas. We should do that stuff. Also, I’m really into locking women in the engine rooms of slave-yachts now. It’s helped me with a lot issues. Mostly having to hear women talk, but let’s see some more of it. See where it goes.”
NOTE: Tom Cruise’s official statement on the Vanity Fair piece? “TL;DR.” No, really.
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It’s like people watched Star Wars and started believing in the Force so strongly that they will pay increasingly more money to see the shitty prequels.
“Long and boring” does not matter. “False” does. Or at least it should.
It’s kind of like OJ. The guy was and has been libeled as a murderer repeatedly on national television of years now, were he actually innocent. He badly needed money, but he never sued. Because, he knew the Discovery portion of the defense would lead to matters being brought to light which he wanted and needed buried. Same thing here with Cruise and Scientology. Truth is an absolute defense against Libel. His lawyer will posture and respond verbally, but never actually try and fight back because he knows what will come of it.
I”m sure the shredders at Co$ corporate headquarters are buzzing like the vibrator buried up TC’s ass.
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Cruise is such a batshit hyper Napoleonic little ball of energy that it must absolutely kill him not to be able to fight back. He’s got limitless resources, and is being slandered and libeled every day, to greater and greater degrees.
Except that its all true, and there isn’t a damn thing he can do in response without opening floodgates. His inability to respond actually proves the charges validity, ironically especially those most seemingly absurd. I’m not a lawyer; I don’t know: would all those confidentiality agreements be suddenly meaningless?
Isn’t that Paul Haggis next to Boniadi?
Yes.
Yes, and it’s Tom’s worst nightmare. If you get a chance, read Haggis’ interview/story in “The New Yorker,” it’s so interesting and also batshit crazy at the same time. This actress, Paul Haggis, Jason Beghe, and many other ex-Scientologists are really fighting back-should get interesting.
Wow! Suddenly I’d like to read those Scientology files about her sex life, particularly any portion on lesbian experimentation during her college years.
The crazy closeted gay man looked it over and said “Meh, I can get a better beard”.
I know, right? She’s gorgeous. What a dumbass, TC. You’d be happy, richer, and in full custody of the Scientology Miracle Child.
Ladies, can I get a reading on this bikini top please?
She’s way too fat for that bikini! Oh, and hello from rehab everybody!
I personally don’t like the top but I assume she’s wearing it to add volume to her non-existent boobs.
And LeAnn, do you really think you should be on social media right now?
It’s not twitter, so she’s cool. Plus, batshit-LeAnn is way more fun.
I suspect that it’s cuter when the lace overlays that are supposed to drape down aren’t blowing across her chest.
This must be after she was audited. Wow. She’s looking rough.
Well I live near clearwater, which is where it was said she was sent to sell copies of dianetics. Obviously I have no idea if she was ever one of them, but there are a ton of scientologists that just walk around downtown clearwter all day in matching outfits (khakis pants, navy polo) with clipboards. Not sure what they’re doing/selling/trying to acheive, but this would have been the place they sent her.
Cruise would never have been able to satisfy that.
are you sure? maybe this chick is really into wearing a fake moustache and a strap on, and delivering the goods to short dudes that cry through the entire act?
Cruise is only concerned with satisfying Mischavige or however the fuck you spell his name.
Damn!! I love Persian women.
Once again, more confirmation that Scientology ruins lives and is run by crazies. Why do people continue to dispute this? (At least organized religions, whether or not you like them, have changed lives for the better. This is just a cult.)
Define “changed lives for the better”. All those who’ve been tortured in numerous autos da fé, been burned at the stake as heretics, or had their children forcibly taken from them to be raised as Christians, would like to have a word with you.
you are talking about the catholic church. NOT born-again followers of Christ Jesus.
Pretty sure he was.
This is completely believable. The Co$ in known for abusing members that get out of line or want to leave . Google “Lisa McPherson” and “operation freakout” if you really want to see how Co$ is.
Beautiful girl. I don’t think Tommy girl would be with someone prettier than he is tho.
She’s beautiful. Tom is an asshole.
Someone get this pasty bitch a chador!
Nah…a burka would be better.
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I like her a lot. I would be more than happy to audition her for…well I will figure it out when she gets here.
Dammit! I keep reading her name as “Nazi Bondage”…
She plainly needs bigger eyebrows.
Yama-hama … she’s a two-face!!!
Bring me the head of John McEnroe! And a chick wearing 2 tank tops.
Take the chador and shove it up your ass you “exit only” fucking idiot.
Shoving things up your ass is something I’m sure you are very experienced with.
Very unique and witty response hun. Way to stick up for a guy’s misogynist comment. You make woman proud.
Eat shit “hun”.
Not a guy, you douche. In case you haven’t noticed, this site is full of satire. Way to assume the worst of the other gender without having all the facts, you-want-to-be, high brow, ASS!
I’d put my penis in her vagina.
Not as good looking as my wife, but, eh, he’s getting long in the tooth and he clearly has issues.
She’s like that girl that Jerry dates Jerry’s who keeps changing with different environments. Ugly in one pic, pretty in another.
Oops. Double Jerry’s
She’s posing in front of a couple having sex in the water? Really?
Persian girls are hot.
She has a nice waist-to-hip ratio, but she just doesn’t have much meat on her. She looks tired, hungry, etc., but still bang-able.
OK if this chick really dated Tom then where are the pics? Sorry no way she could have dated him without the media being up their you-know-whats. And Paul Haggis has such a hate-on for Scientology that of course he’d back up this story, there are pics of them together so I just look at this and go hmmm?
I find it quite a stretch since it’s well known who all he has dated. No way can anyone keep who they’re dating in Hollywood, especially NOT Tom Cruise. And while Nazanin is not a hugely known actress she and her own agents would have made sure there were existing pics of the two of them together to help get her own film career rolling. That’s just the way it is in Hollywood.
unbelievable! I’m in love
Who’s the homeless guy?