Natasha Lyonne turns herself in

December 15th, 2006 // 6 Comments

Natasha Lyonne – the ugly chick from American Pie who threatened to sexually molest a dogturned herself in today at a New York court. A warrant was issued for her arrest in January after she missed four court hearings on charges including “criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing after accusations she threatened to sexually molest her former neighbor’s dog and ripped a mirror off the wall during a 2004 argument.”

You’ve got a few options after threatening to sexually molest a dog. Turning yourself in isn’t one of them. Getting plastic surgery and completely changing your identity is. Because at the end of the day you can either look like that and be known as Natasha Lyonne: potential dog rapist, or you can have a bushy mustache and be known as Juan Garcia: mild mannered school janitor who doesn’t rape dogs.


  1. Binky

    Well I finished recreating the comments from here back to September.
    Some one else can take over now. Because, frankly – I’ve got better things to do.

  2. Truthseeker013

    Bet hner favorite work of art is “Dogs Playing Poker on Velvet”.

  3. wow, she looks very wrecked….does she even have a career anymore?

  4. Daviswilson

    i don’t really know what to comment!!!! . she is looking out of the world type person.

    California dui

  5. Hello,every body!awesome stuff! thanks for all the information.

  6. Natasha once flirted with my ex right in front of me near Strand.
    It made me seriously rethink my choices in men. And drugs.

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