Natasha Lyonne still alive, still very very ugly

March 29th, 2007 // 116 Comments

  1. I have no idea who this is?

  2. And why is she wearing a trash bag?

  3. imakemistakes

    bow-wow-zer.

  4. amaritimer

    *shudder* I wouldn’t fuck that with Paris Hilton’s dick.

  5. BarbadoSlim

    I’m pretty sure she’s packing cats somewhere in her person.

  6. Pointandlaugh

    I always enjoy seeing U-list “celebrities” who basically crash a red carpet in a desperate attempt to get media coverage [you just KNOW there was an 'incident' as she tried to walk onto the red carpet]

  7. Binky

    As the Man From Glad would say : Simple. Yet fuctional.

  8. Ruby

    lol @4.
    She has on a machine gun pendant. Got it from the five n’ dime gumball machine.

  9. Is it ugliness, or did she develop Downs Syndrome (that would better explain the bag … and the face)?

  10. BarbadoSlim

    @7 even so, she should have gone for the ForceFlex with Odor Guard line, as she is a homeless drug addict who carries around all sorts of paraphernalia and human waste products.

  11. BigJim

    I don’t think that her having sex with a dog would qualify as beastiality.

    The dog, however, would need to do a coyote impersonation the next day. “Knaw, knaw.”

  12. Hemlock Queen

    haha 11, that’s why she needs her garbage bag dress!

    She’s carrying her weight around in the strangest places… If you want to make a comeback, you have to look good, whatshername.

  13. Hemlock Queen

    I thought she was Giovanni Ribisi’s sister? If so, wouldn’t be she quasi-famouse by default? Like Maggie Gyllenhall.

  14. yolatengo

    I think she is now into EATING dogs!!

  15. schack

    detroit rock city

  16. veggi

    WTF! I just threw up my V8. And I needed that! With some vodka, of course.

  17. Lowlands

    Since when do they photograph bodyguards as well on the red carpet?

  18. amz

    Didn’t she almost die? What was up with that?

  19. Superevil

    Ya know sex with a blender does seem like a resonable alternative, as does dunking my dong in a pirahna tank.

  20. jrzmommy♠

    JESUS FUCKING JUMPED UP CHRIST! Is someone on her way to the the Transgender Longshoremen conference? God DAMN, that is a whole lot of ugly woman.

  21. Lowlands

    Maybe she’s a nice smile,could be painted on her face but at least it’s a beginning.

  22. Jimbo

    Yes jrz, It is in Long Beach CA every year at the local 237

  23. jrzmommy♠

    Excellent! This one must be the Grand Poobah this year.

  24. veggi

    nice smile………… looks like the joker.

  25. Jimbo

    I think it/she is the Grand Poohbah

  26. HollyJ

    You males in here are all big talkers, but if she bent over in front of you and offered you the chocolate highway, you’d crank that sucker like a Model T without a second thought.

    On that note, I must go a-vomiting.

  27. KatieKates

    This chick is an ugly lesbian freak from hell. Her face is so bloated and she looks like a dude.

  28. shanonorato

    Isn’t that Tori Spelling?

  29. Ruby

    She looks like she is wearing the Marilyn Munroe mask from the movie “Tommy”. I still have nightmares.

  30. BarbadoSlim

    @27, you’ve gone too far madam!

    *in Ricardo Montalban voice*

    You, sicken me…

  31. Jimbo

    HollyJ – in most cases I would have to agree with you. But I don’t think I could do this one. And if I did, I would need more than a hand crank, it would have to be and electric starter

  32. jrzmommy♠

    to quote Eddie Murphy, she clench up her butt cheeks and rip your dick off.

  33. veggi

    to quote Eddie Money, “Baby, Hold On!”

  34. Bugman4045

    My dog ran out of the room.

  35. lickmetwice

    Please tell me this is a cruel Photoshop. That’s not Natasha Lyonne. There is no fucking hint of Natasha Lyonne in that fucking fat garbage-bag wearing whore. Is there???

  36. lickmetwice

    So her disease was turning-into-a-fat-mother-fucking-ugly-bloated-bitch-itis????

  37. Looks like her sex change operation is almost complete….

    Sure is going to make one hell of an ugly man though

  38. closetgeekshow

    Good lord, that girl fell out on the ugly tree – and hit every branch on the way down

  39. Shut up. She is beautiful creature of the planet earth.

    -Hippie Dork (Lazy Dork’s Brother)

  40. rustytrawler

    this is what a heroin addiction and hepatitis-c will do for you.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9013110/

  41. whitegold

    Who?

    and #27 – hell no!

  42. Fehklar

    Chocolate highway!?

    My fucking GOD!!

  43. Nimuë LaMer

    Damn, her face looks like the ass end of an English Bulldog.

    With lipstick.

  44. FRIST!!!

    #40, isn’t it a little early to be drinking?

  45. Dee

    She almost died because she was on heroin and I think meth, developed hepatitis, etc. She’s probably pumped up on steroids becaseu all her organs were screwed up.

  46. jrzmommy♠

    This fatty was a meth addict?

  47. Jimbo

    FRIST are you still out there

  48. BarbadoSlim

    @47 She was reeeeeally fucked-up she had to be evicted from a town house rented to her by that guy from The War at Home. There were feces smeared on walls, so yes, she went medieval.

  49. jrzmommy♠

    That’s fucking excellent! She out Margot Kiddered Margot Kidder!

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