Natasha Lyonne still alive, still very very ugly
March 29th, 2007 // 115 Comments
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Fifth Stooge | March 29, 2007 at 8:49 am
I have no idea who this is?
Fifth Stooge | March 29, 2007 at 8:49 am
And why is she wearing a trash bag?
imakemistakes | March 29, 2007 at 8:50 am
bow-wow-zer.
amaritimer | March 29, 2007 at 8:50 am
*shudder* I wouldn’t fuck that with Paris Hilton’s dick.
BarbadoSlim | March 29, 2007 at 8:50 am
I’m pretty sure she’s packing cats somewhere in her person.
Pointandlaugh | March 29, 2007 at 8:53 am
I always enjoy seeing U-list “celebrities” who basically crash a red carpet in a desperate attempt to get media coverage [you just KNOW there was an 'incident' as she tried to walk onto the red carpet]
Binky | March 29, 2007 at 8:55 am
As the Man From Glad would say : Simple. Yet fuctional.
Binky | March 29, 2007 at 8:56 am
n*
Ruby | March 29, 2007 at 8:57 am
lol @4.
She has on a machine gun pendant. Got it from the five n’ dime gumball machine.
Bern | March 29, 2007 at 9:00 am
Is it ugliness, or did she develop Downs Syndrome (that would better explain the bag … and the face)?
BarbadoSlim | March 29, 2007 at 9:00 am
@7 even so, she should have gone for the ForceFlex with Odor Guard line, as she is a homeless drug addict who carries around all sorts of paraphernalia and human waste products.
BigJim | March 29, 2007 at 9:03 am
I don’t think that her having sex with a dog would qualify as beastiality.
The dog, however, would need to do a coyote impersonation the next day. “Knaw, knaw.”
Hemlock Queen | March 29, 2007 at 9:04 am
haha 11, that’s why she needs her garbage bag dress!
She’s carrying her weight around in the strangest places… If you want to make a comeback, you have to look good, whatshername.
Hemlock Queen | March 29, 2007 at 9:08 am
I thought she was Giovanni Ribisi’s sister? If so, wouldn’t be she quasi-famouse by default? Like Maggie Gyllenhall.
yolatengo | March 29, 2007 at 9:09 am
I think she is now into EATING dogs!!
schack | March 29, 2007 at 9:09 am
detroit rock city
veggi | March 29, 2007 at 9:15 am
WTF! I just threw up my V8. And I needed that! With some vodka, of course.
Lowlands | March 29, 2007 at 9:16 am
Since when do they photograph bodyguards as well on the red carpet?
amz | March 29, 2007 at 9:18 am
Didn’t she almost die? What was up with that?
Superevil | March 29, 2007 at 9:20 am
Ya know sex with a blender does seem like a resonable alternative, as does dunking my dong in a pirahna tank.
jrzmommy♠ | March 29, 2007 at 9:23 am
JESUS FUCKING JUMPED UP CHRIST! Is someone on her way to the the Transgender Longshoremen conference? God DAMN, that is a whole lot of ugly woman.
Lowlands | March 29, 2007 at 9:26 am
Maybe she’s a nice smile,could be painted on her face but at least it’s a beginning.
Jimbo | March 29, 2007 at 9:26 am
Yes jrz, It is in Long Beach CA every year at the local 237
jrzmommy♠ | March 29, 2007 at 9:28 am
Excellent! This one must be the Grand Poobah this year.
veggi | March 29, 2007 at 9:28 am
nice smile………… looks like the joker.
Jimbo | March 29, 2007 at 9:31 am
I think it/she is the Grand Poohbah
HollyJ | March 29, 2007 at 9:32 am
You males in here are all big talkers, but if she bent over in front of you and offered you the chocolate highway, you’d crank that sucker like a Model T without a second thought.
On that note, I must go a-vomiting.
KatieKates | March 29, 2007 at 9:32 am
This chick is an ugly lesbian freak from hell. Her face is so bloated and she looks like a dude.
shanonorato | March 29, 2007 at 9:35 am
Isn’t that Tori Spelling?
Ruby | March 29, 2007 at 9:36 am
She looks like she is wearing the Marilyn Munroe mask from the movie “Tommy”. I still have nightmares.
BarbadoSlim | March 29, 2007 at 9:37 am
@27, you’ve gone too far madam!
*in Ricardo Montalban voice*
You, sicken me…
Jimbo | March 29, 2007 at 9:39 am
HollyJ – in most cases I would have to agree with you. But I don’t think I could do this one. And if I did, I would need more than a hand crank, it would have to be and electric starter
jrzmommy♠ | March 29, 2007 at 9:40 am
to quote Eddie Murphy, she clench up her butt cheeks and rip your dick off.
veggi | March 29, 2007 at 9:44 am
to quote Eddie Money, “Baby, Hold On!”
Bugman4045 | March 29, 2007 at 9:53 am
My dog ran out of the room.
lickmetwice | March 29, 2007 at 9:53 am
Please tell me this is a cruel Photoshop. That’s not Natasha Lyonne. There is no fucking hint of Natasha Lyonne in that fucking fat garbage-bag wearing whore. Is there???
lickmetwice | March 29, 2007 at 9:55 am
So her disease was turning-into-a-fat-mother-fucking-ugly-bloated-bitch-itis????
FRIST!!! | March 29, 2007 at 10:04 am
Looks like her sex change operation is almost complete….
Sure is going to make one hell of an ugly man though
closetgeekshow | March 29, 2007 at 10:09 am
Good lord, that girl fell out on the ugly tree – and hit every branch on the way down
DrunkBlogger | March 29, 2007 at 10:11 am
Shut up. She is beautiful creature of the planet earth.
-Hippie Dork (Lazy Dork’s Brother)
rustytrawler | March 29, 2007 at 10:20 am
this is what a heroin addiction and hepatitis-c will do for you.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9013110/
whitegold | March 29, 2007 at 10:31 am
Who?
and #27 – hell no!
Fehklar | March 29, 2007 at 10:34 am
Chocolate highway!?
My fucking GOD!!
Nimuë LaMer | March 29, 2007 at 10:35 am
Damn, her face looks like the ass end of an English Bulldog.
With lipstick.
FRIST!!! | March 29, 2007 at 10:37 am
#40, isn’t it a little early to be drinking?
Dee | March 29, 2007 at 10:46 am
She almost died because she was on heroin and I think meth, developed hepatitis, etc. She’s probably pumped up on steroids becaseu all her organs were screwed up.
jrzmommy♠ | March 29, 2007 at 10:58 am
This fatty was a meth addict?
Jimbo | March 29, 2007 at 11:03 am
FRIST are you still out there
BarbadoSlim | March 29, 2007 at 11:07 am
@47 She was reeeeeally fucked-up she had to be evicted from a town house rented to her by that guy from The War at Home. There were feces smeared on walls, so yes, she went medieval.
jrzmommy♠ | March 29, 2007 at 11:12 am
That’s fucking excellent! She out Margot Kiddered Margot Kidder!