Natasha Lyonne is still alive and looking awesome

September 11th, 2007 // 100 Comments
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  1. Faggot

    whoooooooooooooo CARES!?

  2. DB

    I loved her in Monster.

  3. larry

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  4. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fucking nasty! and you bitches mean to tell me that you are all on BRITNEY SPEARS! at least she has a reason to be a little thick, which isn’ that bad looking! this bitch has to be pregnant! I really hope so!

  5. Chauncey Gardner

    Whenever I see a picture of Natasha Lyonne, I can’t help thinking about two things: 1) the singer from that one-hit wonder band, Whale, and 2) chronic diarrhea.

  6. Italian Stallion

    Ok, jrz, you win. The beaches of New Jersey look great! But you should consider checking out some of the newer swimwear designs…

  7. jrzmommy

    Let’s not go there, Stallion.

  8. Chad

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  9. amdoodle

    She isn’t pregnant, and I don’t think any of these comments are particularly funny. She almost died, and was addicted to ridiculous drugs. She looks like a person looks when they actually successfully complete rehab. Your body is used to being in starvation mode, so once you start eating normally again, you put on weight. I think right now it is more important for her to stay clean than it is to worry about how she looks. Even if she is working on it, belly fat is the hardest to get rid of.

  10. Tim

    #59 amdoodle – I’m going to go waaaaaaay out on a limb and say maybe this site isn’t for you.

  11. Quinn

    once again then, proof rehab won’t make you pretty.

  12. lambman

    awww poor girl, I always kinda liked her. Slums of Beverly Hills is hilarious, so is Comic Book Villians…and I’ll always have a soft spot for But I’m a Cheerleader because the lesbian group on campus gave a showing of it and had tons of free food

  13. German

    I’d fuck her except I heard she’s kike ‘n’ dyke with a rank gash and hairy armpits.

  14. opie

    @ #2…so did I, but it was more than a little

    WHY FISH WHY???

  15. feararewishes

    Nothing says, “HOT!!”, like a nasty old fat broad walking the beach at high noon , sporting evening wear by Target and taking a big pull off a square.

  16. love

    A few years ago, I read in the NYPost that she was sent to the hospital because she almost died of heroin. They showed a picture of her apartment and it did look like a crack house. The building she lived in was owned by Michael Rappaport. I’m glad to see she’s still alive and hope she’s doing better.

  17. JJ

    It’s safe to say that celebrity-ism is only for teflon psyches.

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  18. Tara Reid

    she was always ugly to me. Just keep her away from your pet dog. I hear she is into having sex with real dogs

  19. lindsay

    DAMN that is nasty, is she preg or is that afuckin beer belly?

  20. I used to love this chick. Freeway 2 is one of the best movies ever. Ah well.

    Someone please dig up that “I’m going to fuck your dog” article from Jane Magazine. Oldie but a goodie.

  21. Michelle

    Well folks, the good news is she isn’t pregnant – She’s looked like that since july of last year. (google natasha lyonne pregnant) unless she’s part elephant.

    The bad news is ….well look at her. I do wonder if perhaps she has cushing’s disease, that would explain why her legs and arms look like they belong on a more slender person.

  22. ***

    thats just gross! who is this ugly bitch?

  23. Hemlock Queen

    Knocked UP. Totally. That only leaves one question. Who the hell would screw Natasha Lyonne???

  24. JXB

    Ok first I have to say that The Superficial is my favorite site and usually I think its absolutely hilarious, and I guess this comment is directed more towards the people commenting than it is to the writer of the site. Anyway, Natasha is a good friend of mine and no she is NOT pregnant, these are just some unfortunate pics of her but she’s been battleing addiction for a little over a year now and getting sober changes your body and metabolism dramatically so go easy on her. Some of this shit was horribly cruel.

  25. Miguelito

    Couldn’t she “battle addiction” without showing off her flapjack tits, or without sneering in that disgusting way? The expressions on her face are more nasty than her beached-narwhal bod.

    Just because someone was on drugs doesn’t make them special and exempt from criticism. Something tells me this girl had more problems than just drugs, like a spoiled, cunty personality.

  26. For those who keep asking who she is… seriously… with the time it took you to type out just her name you could have found out… I mean come on… it’s not that much effort to type into google or imdb…

  27. robert doosh

    That swimsuit is a lot sexier than the bodybag she could have been in, had she not cleaned her life up. See Lindsay or Britney next summer.

  28. Hollywood Agent

    I didn’t know that Janice Joplin was still alive!

  29. cinnarose

    Nope, she’s not pregnant, it’s just a gut. See http://popsugar.com/gallery/713?page=0,0,3

  30. Watter Bottle

    What a fat, disgusting, pale, chain-smoking piece of white trash.

    If that cow needs motivation to pull its shit together, these pics should do the trick.

    Looks like she ate a whole cafeteria full of American Pies.

  31. Rebecca

    If you replaced her boobs with duplicates of Richard Simmon’s dick, they’d STILL look better than what she’s got now.

  32. Mama Pinkus

    Ms. Lyonne is actually quite a talented actress; I hope she can successfully beat her demons. Better to see her with some extra pounds than dead.

  33. grodie

    Watching this (fe)male in films always gave me the heebie jeebies. She’s just very…creepy. And gross.

  34. Linda

    Pregnant, about 7-8 months. Some pregnant women do continue to smoke. The stress of quiting can be worse for the baby than smoking a pack a week. For all we know this is the one a day she allows herself.

  35. Nicole

    That’s gross… atleast cover up those nasty boobs. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww she looks like a drunken hooker from Hollywood and Vine.

  36. CLAUDIA_DE_SCRATCH

    WONKY SEA TROLL!!!!!!!! Who is this bitch??

  37. 20-20

    “That swimsuit is a lot sexier than the bodybag she could have been in, had she not cleaned her life up.”

    Nah. After seeing these pics, most guys would vote for the bodybag.

  38. Willis

    Even in that outfit, I still notice the butter face more than anything.

  39. Queen of Pain

    Wow, she’s only 27, I feel bad for her.

  40. Sheva

    What a fucking beast!

  41. barb

    I think she actually has ascities. That’s when your abdomen becomes grossly enlarged due to liver failure. I had read she caught hep C due to sharing needles and prob has cirrhosis from all the drug and alcohol abuse. When they finally found her in the streets of NY, she had 2 collapsed lungs and was covered in sores. She was in ICU for a long time before ending up in rehab!

  42. Nonebody

    Why are you posting pictures of someone’s pregnant high school gym teacher smoking on the beach?

  43. -e-

    Well, it’s good to know that she’s alive :/

  44. Me

    “But yet”
    Awesome grammar.
    Again, you prove to your readers the true meaning of exceptional journalism.

  45. Donica

    Looks pregnant to me.

  46. Nurse Ratchett

    Flapjack tits comments aside…This chick was great in ‘The Slums of Beverly Hills’. This is your brain, body, etc…on drugs. It’s really too bad ’cause she had the potential to be a great actress.

  47. G

    Look, I know she’s recovering from a heart infection, suffering with the hepatitis alphabet, and battling addiction, but she still reminds me of Marge Simpson’s sister Velma. My advice: wear one of those stylish muumuu dresses until your metabolism regulates, sweetie.

  48. Nicole

    I love Natasha, but damn…she looks terrible. She’s let herself go.

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