Natasha Lyonne is still alive and looking awesome

September 11th, 2007 // 100 Comments
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  1. p911gt10c

    well….it’s not like she was hot to start with.

  2. I just threw up in my mouth a little…

  3. p0nk

    “No, I’m being completely serious, veggi, you look great!”

  4. Nicole

    Who the fuck is she?

  5. OkieHeather

    is she pregnant? and smoking?

  6. veggi

    haha p0nk troooollllllll. Seriously, I would fuck you if I looked like that. And I’d be the one doing the pity fuck.

  7. ssdd

    I dont know who she is … but– she is either pregnant or that is a serious gut.

  8. Elle

    Is she pregnant?

  9. fatty

    It looks like she is taking the walk of shame.

  10. Riotboy

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  11. Ted from LA

    Yes, she is pregnant. Imagine her painted green… and yes, Shrek is the father.

  12. steve-o

    who is she?

  13. my comment

    For a second I thought it was Buttney.

  14. p0nk

    xrist wally, if you would put as much energy into getting a real life as you do trolling other people, you could end up a respectable person some day.

  15. big

    Whale on the beach

  16. stiffler

    She was in the original American Pie. She was the girl who gave advise to the main character (forget his name).

  17. I was going to start stalking Paris, but I have changed my mind. Where can I find this babe? I am hotter than Texas Tranny at a fire station

  18. …and speaking psychotic sea mammals, humphrey needs help finding her way back to the herd.

  19. jennNY

    if she is pregnant, which would explain the fatness why the fuck is she smoking?!

  20. FattyChaser

    American Pie, Slums of Beverly Hills, But I’m a Cheerleader… A lot of great indie movies then that American (steaming shit) Pie then she almost died or something. Disappeared and I thought she was dead or hiding in Costa Rica. Glad she’s alive. Sorry she ate a baby. Fuck, I’ll still tap that. Chick is pretty awesome in the good movies.

  21. Jimmy

    Nothing to worry about as long as you aren’t a dog

  22. jrzmommy

    Aside from obviously consuming copious amounts of calories and making toddlers cry…….what does a Natasha Lyonne do?

  23. I just love the milky white droppy tits. That hot!!!

  24. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands

    She’s a brick—-house
    Mighty mighty, just lettin’ it all hang out
    She’s a brick—-house
    The lady’s stacked and that’s a fact,
    ain’t holding nothing back.

  25. I would ram my rod so far up her ass, she’d taste it!

  26. wedgeone

    These are the pics to go with “Meet the Women of The Superficial”in this month’s National Geographic.

  27. AND????shouldn’t this have been, erm, interesting or something?

  28. WhatInHadesIsThat?!?

    I think this is a recreation of of our prehistoric ancestors crawling out of the primeval ooze.

  29. 27—Don’t you mean meet the superficial women who are actually boys with little penises pretending to be pretty?

  30. veggi

    Wedgeone! You take that back mister!

  31. jrzmommy

    “There she blows!–there she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick!”
    –Herman Melville
    Moby Dick

  32. WhatInHadesIsThat?!?

    “I think this is a recreation of of our prehistoric ancestors crawling out of the primeval ooze.”

    Huh? I MEANT ‘I think this is a re-creation of our prehistoric ancestors crawling out of the primeval ooze.’ Sorry.

  33. My soul hurts.

  34. @30 – don’t drag TT into this.

  35. “But I’m a Cheerleader” is a freaking hilarious movie.

    I think she must be pregnant here.

  36. fucker

    Who the fuck is Natasha Lyonne?

  37. Quinn

    Cut her some slack…. she MUST be pregnant, and she was already ugly during her prime years.

  38. WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag

    27 & 30, after already been subjected to the view of wally’s pink penis, National Geographic would be a vast step up.

  39. kity

    At least you can see that she’s gained weight. That means she’s not a meth addict anymore, right?

  40. huhwha

    Definitely pregnant so cut her some slack. Smoking while pregnant?!?! Fucking irresponsible fat cow!

  41. woodhorse

    #39 – so what was it like sucking him?

  42. Matthew

    she was on american pie 1 and 2 and she is infamous telling her neighbor or someone that she will rape the person’s dog

  43. LadyJane

    I’ve seen that penis.
    *shudder*

  44. zombie hat

    Her body makes men gay.

  45. Bag-o-fun

    She is so NOT pregnant. If she were even barely pregnant, her boobs would look so much better. Pregnant boobs – firm and perky. Non-pregnant boobs – fried eggs on a hook.

  46. jrzmommy

    It looks and tastes like a dog’s penis.

    …err…so I’ve heard…

  47. Wally'sPinkWoodenHorse

    42, you’ll have to tell me. i wasn’t one of the ones honored to received the autographed pics of it. although i’m sure “woodhorse” has way to many letters, so you probably didn’t get one either.

  48. ponk

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