Natasha Lyonne is a wanted woman

Superficial | January 30, 2006 - 11:23 pm

nlyonne-warrant.jpgAccording to the New York Post, Natasha Lyonne has another warrant out for her arrest after she failed to appear at a court date last Friday.

Lyonne is facing a number of charges, including her alleged threat to sexually molest her former neighbor’s dog during a 2004 altercation. She is also charged with criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing.

I can’t say for sure, but I’m fairly certain that Natasha Lyonne is the first celebrity to ever face charges for threatening to sexually molest a dog. I’m all for zany antics, but you’ve got to be seriously messed up in the brain to come up with a threat like that. “Turn down your damn music or I’m going to start fondling your dog’s penis!” If I was the neighbor I wouldn’t be angry, I’d just be confused.