Natalie Portman’s underwear

May 14th, 2009 // 66 Comments

Here’s Natalie Portman on the set of her new film Hesher, and yes, that’s her underwear. Not exactly the prettiest of settings, but beggars can’t be choosers. In the meantime, why do her legs always look like she just kickboxed Dolph Lundgren for 24 hours straight? They were the same way in Hotel Chevalier. Does she fight crime at night or something? I mean, besides in my head while wearing a Wonder Woman costume. That’s invisible.

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  1. LPB

    Her legs look that way because her boyfriend keeps dropping her on the ground.

  2. GoGoGo

    This reminds me of Easter.

  3. Reality check

    She is so damn overrated, i never thought this chick was hot. Ugly legs too.

    She bores me.

  4. lulwut

    Why is she wearing two pairs of underwear?

  5. Is this for the professional part 2? that was sickening hot!

  6. I think it’s nice that Portman reminds us the glam is an illusion. She looks like any ordinary girl here.

  7. iddoher

    man, what a porker. she should lose some weight.

  8. Max Planck

    Oy! Like this a nice Jewish girl should behave?

  9. Salty Bob

    Granny pants!

  10. cathy smith

    She is a se-xy girl
    Recently I found a hot club
    – S e e k I n g t a l l. C o M –
    Where U can find tall se-xy girls and hamdsome guys.I’m sure your love is there.

  11. From the back or the front, she doesn’t look too different.

  12. titsonsnack

    Weird underwear. Is her boyfriend a sixteen year old gnomeÉ
    I can`t make a question mark on my keyboard this morning for some reason, they just come out like this É
    deal with it.

  13. guyacrossthepond

    better underwear shot of hers in V for Vendetta – thong

  14. lizzy

    #3 — yes you’re so right!!!!

    she’s wearing spanx over her underwear, fyi. you can see her undwear underneath them.

  15. mikeock

    “I did it for…..Matilda!”

  16. Simon Barsinister

    What the hell is the little hand reaching up in picture #6?
    Are they stepping on a midget or a baby?

  17. Zanna

    Is this movie about retards because she’s dressed like one and he looks like one. And there is a hand reaching up from the ground in the 6th picture.

  18. Zanna

    @16- maybe it’s a zombie ‘tard.

  19. Valerie

    15–I loved that movie! :D

  20. chupacabra

    just remember: she was fucking devendra bernhardt.
    http://www.devendrabanhart.com/

  21. ohmy

    you people cant be this ignorant….those are light pink bike shorts over her underwear. she obviously wore them for the scene since her dress was going to ride up….sheeeesh

  22. lulu

    since she started fuckin sean penn i lost all respect for her

  23. mishi

    I live in new york city where this one lives and everyone knows this chick is a total ho-bag. she goes out at night and it ain’t hard to get her to go home with you. i don’t know why everyone thinks she is so fantastic. as long as he bumped into her out and about, any guy could bang her if he wanted to. i know plenty of guys who already have. bring condoms!

  24. just some New Yorker

    i don’t understand why some people are obsessed with this chick. she is ordinary at best.

    I actually saw her at a cafe in NYC with her family. I passed by her and guess what: she is a midget 5’2”-5’4” max. she looked just like any other girl on the street, even worse actually. if she wasn’t famous nobody would bother to look at her, let alone stick their wieners in her

  25. pockrocks

    wow, can’t believe some people so angry over panties.

  26. scatterflake

    Oh my you people are cruel. She looks like any girl you went to school with, pretty but normal. We don’t all dress like Paris Hilton 24-7! Be comfy, Natalie. My legs have bruises on them too, guess why? LIFE! I garden, I play, I work. Maybe she does too. Normal stuff. I think she’s lovely. And I don’t car if she’s got Spanx on over her undies, so what? Probably everyone in film wears them.

  27. hell yeh

    23 & 24 — you’re both amazing and speak the truth!!!

  28. chango666

    With a spoon I would eat that . . .

  29. mamamiasweetpeaches

    “Dolph Lundregn”????

    Where ?? Where????

    More pee pee shots, please!

    * Two pairs of underwear WHY???

  30. blah

    two pair so her butt cheeks dont hang out. cant blame her for being discreet

  31. hershlag

    love her nailpolish!

    those shoes with that outfit is terrible… she looks cute though in the last picture.

    but behind all the fame, we know she’s just an average long island jew.

  32. Just Damn

    Eww.
    Granny panties.

  33. gotmilk?

    spanx, seriously? i don’t think so. those are more along the lines of bloomers, like cheerleaders wear.

  34. Vince Lombardi

    Anyone who’s ever given a horsey-back ride to knows you have to reach back and grab the girl’s ass and hoist her up higher — which is why I’m guessing the second wave of hosiery is present. Clearly pussy-boy there has technique issues, which explains the MMA marks all over her legs. Poor Nat needs a crash helmet at this rate.

    As for her height being 5-02 to 5-04, that is a normal chick. And given some of the midget leading men in Hollyweird, she’s actually tall for a female actor.

  35. megan

    ouuu. kudos, superficial writer, for sneakily letting us know you watch cool movies. i preferred her legs in Mars Attacks!, but that’s just me.

  36. megan

    ouuu. kudos, superficial writer, for sneakily letting us know you watch cool movies. i preferred her legs in Mars Attacks!, but that’s just me.

  37. megan

    ouuu. kudos, superficial writer, for sneakily letting us know you watch cool movies. i preferred her legs in Mars Attacks!, but that’s just me.

  38. megan

    ouuu. kudos, superficial writer, for sneakily letting us know you watch cool movies. i preferred her legs in Mars Attacks!, but that’s just me.

  39. megan

    ouuu. kudos, superficial writer, for sneakily letting us know you watch cool movies. i preferred her legs in Mars Attacks!, but that’s just me.

  40. megan

    ouuu. kudos, superficial writer, for sneakily letting us know you watch cool movies. i preferred her legs in Mars Attacks!, but that’s just me.

  41. megan

    ouuu. kudos, superficial writer, for sneakily letting us know you watch cool movies. i preferred her legs in Mars Attacks!, but that’s just me.

  42. megan

    ouuu. kudos, superficial writer, for sneakily letting us know you watch cool movies. i preferred her legs in Mars Attacks!, but that’s just me.

  43. megan

    i did not mean to post a million times, sorry superficial!!

  44. Jay

    Totally bizarre. From IMDB, “Hesher” is the story of a family struggling to deal with a loss (the mom) and the anarchist (Hesher) who helps them do it. Portman plays a friend of the son. I wish she’d do another Pirates or maybe a spy thriller.

  45. sonny

    I would eat her poo. such a hot jewess.

  46. bah, i hate you all

    i don’t know why you guys think you’re so cool talking crap.
    I’m guessing you aren’t aware that on a film shoot, even the underwear is chosen by the COSTUME DESIGNER. she’s wearing two pairs because one are tights cut like biker shorts, as you can see the sheer fabric, and the little roses on it, its part of her outfit for her character… so obviously they’re not hers.

  47. spinal

    I think her legs look pale, skinny and bruised because of her veganism – iron deficiency anemia is common with that sort of diet.

    And I always thought she was a ho-bag. Sean Penn is just one in a string of dirty, STD-ridden dudes she has ‘dated’ (remember the pube guy?) Still love her in “Leon” though.

  48. Danny

    Are they acting there? Is that what that is? If so, she should get an award for her portrayal of Lisa Loopner.

  49. kisjijoe

    so fukin ugly

  50. War Horse

    Forget Natalie, check out the yellow Stang in the background. Man, that thing looks mint from 1992!

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