Natalie Portman shows her buttocks

September 28th, 2007 // 67 Comments

Wes Anderson’s short film Hotel Chevalier was released on iTunes earlier this week for free, but since iTunes doesn’t work for everybody, now Google Video has the entire thing up also. The short stars Jason Schwartzman and Natalie Portman or, more specifically, Natalie Portman’s naked butt. So yeah, if that’s something you might be interested in you can watch the whole thing above. I’m not sure what other reason you’d possibly have for watching this thing. Maybe you don’t see enough people brushing their teeth or talking really slowly in your regular life.

Slightly NSFW because of, well, the whole naked butt thing.

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  1. jacknasty

    she is almost too beautiful!

  2. Holly

    her ribs are scary in that shot before he puts the robe on. . .and that song annoys me.

  3. infamousamos

    this girl is all and only about her hype. i mean, what is it about this girls body that is hot???? she’s one of those boney but flabby-ass types. not UGLY…just …nothing there. definitely nothing to get an erection over.

  4. xman

    As wek as it is thanks I love her

  5. xman

    show me 20 min of putting on her shoes I would watch it over and over. I love her she is a godddessssssssss

  6. Smk

    Christ, she is an atrocious actress. The most phony, affected, stiff, stilted, forced, contrived, unconvincing actress on screen today. Sure she’s got a gorgeous face, but how people confuse her beauty with acting skills is beyond me. And Jason Schwartzman is a pretentious wanker.

  7. GenevieveBucold

    Did anyone else think it looked like they are both really bad kissers?

  8. AngieGo

    LOL #48. Too true. And yeah #57 I agree, they kissed weird, there is something about this whole that is not that sexy at all. It’s kind of awkward. But obviously they weren’t going for that. I think NP and JS just don’t have any chemistry whatsoever.

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  10. HELP

    Someone else said it, but I’ll repeat…

    #15 — the bruises are part of the movie. Pay attention next time.

    And for all of you calling it crap, I bet you just love the mindless only-fit-for-17-year-old shit that makes the rounds regularly at movie theaters today. This is suppose to be a film that makes you think, but since most of you cannot think if your life depended on it, you don’t even give it a chance.

    And Nat is not only pretty, she is a great actress. Once again, you people are used to the cartoon acting of the Simpson’s and only judge by that.

  11. herbiefrog

    loved it… thanks babe : )

    itp is not something to be laughed at

    …and we should know

    [what?]

  12. Hugo G.

    Too bad she’s jewish :).

  13. xman

    I would eat every matza ball she would shit out

  14. didn't know?

    She’s a he, for crying out loud! And a 7 year old he.

  15. ha natalie whore!

  16. Joy

    I really enjoyed the short (watched it twice), and I can’t wait to see the movie. I love Wes Anderson’s style.

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