Wes Anderson’s short film Hotel Chevalier was released on iTunes earlier this week for free, but since iTunes doesn’t work for everybody, now Google Video has the entire thing up also. The short stars Jason Schwartzman and Natalie Portman or, more specifically, Natalie Portman’s naked butt. So yeah, if that’s something you might be interested in you can watch the whole thing above. I’m not sure what other reason you’d possibly have for watching this thing. Maybe you don’t see enough people brushing their teeth or talking really slowly in your regular life.
Slightly NSFW because of, well, the whole naked butt thing.
Natalie | September 28, 2007 at 11:27 am
I heart Natalie Portman.
Jumpin_J | September 28, 2007 at 11:29 am
So you can look at Natalie’s butt. That’s great if you like looking at girls who look like boys. Argh! Curse you, id!
combustion8 | September 28, 2007 at 11:30 am
I’d much rather see it in good lighting and a full rotation of it… and with my tongue inside it.
THERES A DIFF BETWEEN PETITE GIRL AND BOY | September 28, 2007 at 11:34 am
shes cute. pixie like. without looking like a stubby 13 year old ( hayden pantierre). shes smart and chic, and has a nice little curve to her hip, and girly legs. her boobs are small, but bigger than kate hudsons.
i like it.
LadyJane | September 28, 2007 at 11:38 am
hee hee… poop comes out of there.
Texas Tranny | September 28, 2007 at 11:38 am
Very nice ass……………I wish we could’ve seen more of her pretty panties.
Aura | September 28, 2007 at 11:38 am
THIS IS OLD NEWS…
BAH | September 28, 2007 at 11:45 am
I am so done with this pseudo-sophisticated indie shit.
Cuntyface | September 28, 2007 at 11:46 am
For everyone who doesn’t want to sit through the shit, her very cute ass is at around 8.20. Hooray for that ass.
El Ces | September 28, 2007 at 11:47 am
Hmm, still hasn’t show us those breasteses since those beach pics.
Anyway, Fish. Wasn’t i Avril Lavigne’s birthday yesterday? Nothing on that?
oscar | September 28, 2007 at 11:50 am
wow.. a skinny little ass. *yawn
i was hoping she’d get sexier as she got older, but she seems to be stuck in that eternal pixie stage.
Cuntyface | September 28, 2007 at 11:51 am
Sorry, I mean start watching at about 8.00.
Then masturbate until it’s a bloody stump.
Judy | September 28, 2007 at 11:53 am
Not a scoop…
… just another rip off and and commentary for the losers.
Duchess of Dork | September 28, 2007 at 11:54 am
That was boring as shit.
And she looks like a straight-up dude.
WTF.
hollyj | September 28, 2007 at 11:56 am
WTF was that nonsense?
Anyone else notice that she had a bruise on her right thigh? Why didn’t they cover that shit up with some make-up? She looks like she just left Penelope House.
veggi | September 28, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Anakin looks pretty good, really.
blpressure | September 28, 2007 at 12:07 pm
YAWN. So boring I couldn’t watch it all and she does look like a little boy. If you enjoyed that you’re a pedo.
kirsten dunst | September 28, 2007 at 12:13 pm
or maybe…..wes anderson is a fucking god and anything he creates is worth seeing. when you say stuff like this i wish you’d remember…..you write for the superficial. you’re only making fun of yourself.
CelebrityFed | September 28, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Wes Anderson is the man….one of the most underrated movie makers in the world and Natalie Portman is an ultra babe….i like the fact that she tries to act all smart and stuff
http://www.celebrityfed.com
mkell | September 28, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Right along side ya, #17. I thought she was cute (with longer hair,) I actually saw her trying to act. Awards, accolades, and attention aside, that girl can’t- repeat: CAN NOT- act her way out of an empty room. This video was the biggest waste of my time all week, ESPECIALLY watching those two grope around with her bare cheeks fluttering in the breeze. That’s 12-odd minutes I want back.
mkell | September 28, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Oops. That should read “…UNTIL I actually saw…”
jeanna | September 28, 2007 at 12:17 pm
EW. jason looks gross. he’s so short and stubby.
she’s more manly than him.
but i still like her
Ath Lipth | September 28, 2007 at 12:29 pm
ENOUGH WITH THE BULLSHIT ADVERTISING OF THIS MOVIE!!!! SELL MORE ADVERTISING SPACE IF YOU NEED TO, OR AT LEAST MARK THIS BULLSHIT AS ADVERTISMENTS INSTEAD OF INSULTING YOUR READERS BY POSING IT AS LEGITIMATE ARTICLES!!!!!
ENOUGH WITH THE BULLSHIT ADVERTISING OF THIS MOVIE!!!! SELL MORE ADVERTISING SPACE IF YOU NEED TO, OR AT LEAST MARK THIS BULLSHIT AS ADVERTISMENTS INSTEAD OF INSULTING YOUR READERS BY POSING IT AS LEGITIMATE ARTICLES!!!!!
ENOUGH WITH THE BULLSHIT ADVERTISING OF THIS MOVIE!!!! SELL MORE ADVERTISING SPACE IF YOU NEED TO, OR AT LEAST MARK THIS BULLSHIT AS ADVERTISMENTS INSTEAD OF INSULTING YOUR READERS BY POSING IT AS LEGITIMATE ARTICLES!!!!!
ENOUGH WITH THE BULLSHIT ADVERTISING OF THIS MOVIE!!!! SELL MORE ADVERTISING SPACE IF YOU NEED TO, OR AT LEAST MARK THIS BULLSHIT AS ADVERTISMENTS INSTEAD OF INSULTING YOUR READERS BY POSING IT AS LEGITIMATE ARTICLES!!!!!
ENOUGH WITH THE BULLSHIT ADVERTISING OF THIS MOVIE!!!! SELL MORE ADVERTISING SPACE IF YOU NEED TO, OR AT LEAST MARK THIS BULLSHIT AS ADVERTISMENTS INSTEAD OF INSULTING YOUR READERS BY POSING IT AS LEGITIMATE ARTICLES!!!!!
ENOUGH WITH THE BULLSHIT ADVERTISING OF THIS MOVIE!!!! SELL MORE ADVERTISING SPACE IF YOU NEED TO, OR AT LEAST MARK THIS BULLSHIT AS ADVERTISMENTS INSTEAD OF INSULTING YOUR READERS BY POSING IT AS LEGITIMATE ARTICLES!!!!!
ENOUGH WITH THE BULLSHIT ADVERTISING OF THIS MOVIE!!!! SELL MORE ADVERTISING SPACE IF YOU NEED TO, OR AT LEAST MARK THIS BULLSHIT AS ADVERTISMENTS INSTEAD OF INSULTING YOUR READERS BY POSING IT AS LEGITIMATE ARTICLES!!!!!
ENOUGH WITH THE BULLSHIT ADVERTISING OF THIS MOVIE!!!! SELL MORE ADVERTISING SPACE IF YOU NEED TO, OR AT LEAST MARK THIS BULLSHIT AS ADVERTISMENTS INSTEAD OF INSULTING YOUR READERS BY POSING IT AS LEGITIMATE ARTICLES!!!!!
ENOUGH WITH THE BULLSHIT ADVERTISING OF THIS MOVIE!!!! SELL MORE ADVERTISING SPACE IF YOU NEED TO, OR AT LEAST MARK THIS BULLSHIT AS ADVERTISMENTS INSTEAD OF INSULTING YOUR READERS BY POSING IT AS LEGITIMATE ARTICLES!!!!!
ENOUGH WITH THE BULLSHIT ADVERTISING OF THIS MOVIE!!!! SELL MORE ADVERTISING SPACE IF YOU NEED TO, OR AT LEAST MARK THIS BULLSHIT AS ADVERTISMENTS INSTEAD OF INSULTING YOUR READERS BY POSING IT AS LEGITIMATE ARTICLES!!!!!
ENOUGH WITH THE BULLSHIT ADVERTISING OF THIS MOVIE!!!! SELL MORE ADVERTISING SPACE IF YOU NEED TO, OR AT LEAST MARK THIS BULLSHIT AS ADVERTISMENTS INSTEAD OF INSULTING YOUR READERS BY POSING IT AS LEGITIMATE ARTICLES!!!!!
Todd | September 28, 2007 at 12:31 pm
I can’t believe I watched the whole thing to find out that you’re right. Not worth watching. Christ, when will I learn.
jrzmommy | September 28, 2007 at 12:34 pm
mmmm…Jewish rump…it’s delicious prepared according to the German tradition – slow roasted in a gas oven. Three hours later her roasted rump will be fall-off-the-bone tender.
@23- that wasn't necessary | September 28, 2007 at 12:34 pm
read above.
Gil | September 28, 2007 at 12:38 pm
“Wes Anderson’s short film Hotel Chevalier was released on iTunes earlier this week for free, but since iTunes doesn’t work for everybody, now Google Video has the entire thing up also.”
so, technical details are just too much for you, huh #7 “old news”? Post a link to a video clip that doesn’t play on some peoples’ computers and you get a thread filled with “wtf it does’t work!” It was such a mistake to make computers seemingly easy enough to use that even a drooling idiot can try to use one.
Jimbo | September 28, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Meh. You should see my Filipino, his butt is much firmer. Let me see if I can stream in the video from my basement cam…
jimbo's hot girlfriend | September 28, 2007 at 12:44 pm
28- you’re an idiot.
dan | September 28, 2007 at 12:44 pm
what a twat wes andersen is; what sophomoric crap is all this arthouse nonsense. natalie shoud not play these cynical urban sophisticate roles yo she’s much better as an idealized pixie. watching this just makes me remember why i hate new york women.
butterbean | September 28, 2007 at 1:04 pm
i want that 12 minutes back
meg | September 28, 2007 at 1:04 pm
um, person #15-
if you actually WATCHED it, the bruises are part of the script.
dumbass.
LindsayLohan | September 28, 2007 at 1:13 pm
My butt is better than nat’s. I challenge Natalie to meet me in the Ladies Room at the Salt Lake city airport where we will hold swizzle sticks with our butt cracks and have a sword fight. I will win because I will. You phishers will all see because it will be filmed for YouTube. Later!
errr | September 28, 2007 at 1:13 pm
She’s got a chunky butt.
WTF? | September 28, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Thanks Cuntyface for letting us know when you can ACTUALLY see ass.
Hot little ass…but it does look like two boys making out.
leewhee | September 28, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Haven’t been this turned on since the tent scene in Brokeback Mountain.
havoc | September 28, 2007 at 1:18 pm
I didn’t have 8:00 minutes to wait for it to show up.
Is there at least a shot of the ole chocolate starfish?
Natalie’s balloon knot?
Anything resembling an O-ring?
.
robbyrob | September 28, 2007 at 1:31 pm
not a bad ass i might say!! and yea ass shot is about 8:20 into it
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2267979
veggi | September 28, 2007 at 1:32 pm
The “how many minutes til’ ass shot” talk makes me think of the movie “knocked up” and that makes me happy. Cause it’s funny as shit!
That’s all.
Ath Lipth | September 28, 2007 at 1:33 pm
THE BEST IS THE TITTY SHOT OF HER FROM THIS MOVIE:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/graphics/breast.jpg
WTF? | September 28, 2007 at 1:40 pm
#37 – Havoc:
Click & drag baby, Click & drag…
leatherdaddy | September 28, 2007 at 1:56 pm
weak.!!
Ath Lipth | September 28, 2007 at 2:02 pm
THE BEST IS THE TITTY SHOT OF HER FROM THIS MOVIE:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/graphics/breast.jpg
Rob | September 28, 2007 at 2:07 pm
google video link is down. here’s another:
http://www.madwell.com/flash/hotel.htm
RIM/JOB/GIVER! | September 28, 2007 at 2:17 pm
LOVE her sweet ass absolutely FLAWLESS! Glad not all American girls are PIGS er I ,mean,”real women”!
I WANNA RIB NAT’S SWEET BUTTHOLE!
andreea | September 28, 2007 at 2:44 pm
something for pedos indeed. she is a ***. tell her you are a billionaire and she’ll give you a blow job. boring.
Joe T. | September 28, 2007 at 2:51 pm
If you just want to see her ass someone put that scene on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
bosendorfer | September 28, 2007 at 3:52 pm
so…the 5’6″ “tough guy,” nephew of coppola makes “art” with the israel-born, long island-raised, paranoid and pretentious doctor’s daughter — the effective culmination of which is…a few seconds of her ass. great. (it is a nice ass, really, just a pointless vainglorious exercise delivered under the guise of edgy, hip, art.)
hollywood, we know where you live.
SuckMeBeautiful | September 28, 2007 at 4:13 pm
She’s hot. All of you people calling that a “boy’s figure” are just used to see fat people who don’t work out or fake tits. This is what a woman looks like who doesn’t let herself go.
copyguy | September 28, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Except for Natalie Portman, that is the most boring thing I’ve ever watched. Wes Anderson is incredibly overrated.