Natalie Portman shows her buttocks

September 28th, 2007 // 67 Comments

Wes Anderson’s short film Hotel Chevalier was released on iTunes earlier this week for free, but since iTunes doesn’t work for everybody, now Google Video has the entire thing up also. The short stars Jason Schwartzman and Natalie Portman or, more specifically, Natalie Portman’s naked butt. So yeah, if that’s something you might be interested in you can watch the whole thing above. I’m not sure what other reason you’d possibly have for watching this thing. Maybe you don’t see enough people brushing their teeth or talking really slowly in your regular life.

Slightly NSFW because of, well, the whole naked butt thing.

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  1. Natalie

    I heart Natalie Portman.

  2. Jumpin_J

    So you can look at Natalie’s butt. That’s great if you like looking at girls who look like boys. Argh! Curse you, id!

  3. combustion8

    I’d much rather see it in good lighting and a full rotation of it… and with my tongue inside it.

  4. THERES A DIFF BETWEEN PETITE GIRL AND BOY

    shes cute. pixie like. without looking like a stubby 13 year old ( hayden pantierre). shes smart and chic, and has a nice little curve to her hip, and girly legs. her boobs are small, but bigger than kate hudsons.

    i like it.

  5. LadyJane

    hee hee… poop comes out of there.

  6. Very nice ass……………I wish we could’ve seen more of her pretty panties.

  7. Aura

    THIS IS OLD NEWS…

  8. BAH

    I am so done with this pseudo-sophisticated indie shit.

  9. Cuntyface

    For everyone who doesn’t want to sit through the shit, her very cute ass is at around 8.20. Hooray for that ass.

  10. El Ces

    Hmm, still hasn’t show us those breasteses since those beach pics.

    Anyway, Fish. Wasn’t i Avril Lavigne’s birthday yesterday? Nothing on that?

  11. wow.. a skinny little ass. *yawn

    i was hoping she’d get sexier as she got older, but she seems to be stuck in that eternal pixie stage.

  12. Cuntyface

    Sorry, I mean start watching at about 8.00.

    Then masturbate until it’s a bloody stump.

  13. Judy

    Not a scoop…

    … just another rip off and and commentary for the losers.

  14. That was boring as shit.

    And she looks like a straight-up dude.

    WTF.

  15. WTF was that nonsense?

    Anyone else notice that she had a bruise on her right thigh? Why didn’t they cover that shit up with some make-up? She looks like she just left Penelope House.

  16. veggi

    Anakin looks pretty good, really.

  17. YAWN. So boring I couldn’t watch it all and she does look like a little boy. If you enjoyed that you’re a pedo.

  18. kirsten dunst

    or maybe…..wes anderson is a fucking god and anything he creates is worth seeing. when you say stuff like this i wish you’d remember…..you write for the superficial. you’re only making fun of yourself.

  19. Wes Anderson is the man….one of the most underrated movie makers in the world and Natalie Portman is an ultra babe….i like the fact that she tries to act all smart and stuff

    http://www.celebrityfed.com

  20. mkell

    Right along side ya, #17. I thought she was cute (with longer hair,) I actually saw her trying to act. Awards, accolades, and attention aside, that girl can’t- repeat: CAN NOT- act her way out of an empty room. This video was the biggest waste of my time all week, ESPECIALLY watching those two grope around with her bare cheeks fluttering in the breeze. That’s 12-odd minutes I want back.

  21. mkell

    Oops. That should read “…UNTIL I actually saw…”

  22. jeanna

    EW. jason looks gross. he’s so short and stubby.

    she’s more manly than him.
    but i still like her

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  24. I can’t believe I watched the whole thing to find out that you’re right. Not worth watching. Christ, when will I learn.

  25. jrzmommy

    mmmm…Jewish rump…it’s delicious prepared according to the German tradition – slow roasted in a gas oven. Three hours later her roasted rump will be fall-off-the-bone tender.

  26. @23- that wasn't necessary

    read above.

  27. Gil

    “Wes Anderson’s short film Hotel Chevalier was released on iTunes earlier this week for free, but since iTunes doesn’t work for everybody, now Google Video has the entire thing up also.”

    so, technical details are just too much for you, huh #7 “old news”? Post a link to a video clip that doesn’t play on some peoples’ computers and you get a thread filled with “wtf it does’t work!” It was such a mistake to make computers seemingly easy enough to use that even a drooling idiot can try to use one.

  28. Meh. You should see my Filipino, his butt is much firmer. Let me see if I can stream in the video from my basement cam…

  29. jimbo's hot girlfriend

    28- you’re an idiot.

  30. dan

    what a twat wes andersen is; what sophomoric crap is all this arthouse nonsense. natalie shoud not play these cynical urban sophisticate roles yo she’s much better as an idealized pixie. watching this just makes me remember why i hate new york women.

  31. butterbean

    i want that 12 minutes back

  32. meg

    um, person #15-

    if you actually WATCHED it, the bruises are part of the script.
    dumbass.

  33. LindsayLohan

    My butt is better than nat’s. I challenge Natalie to meet me in the Ladies Room at the Salt Lake city airport where we will hold swizzle sticks with our butt cracks and have a sword fight. I will win because I will. You phishers will all see because it will be filmed for YouTube. Later!

  34. errr

    She’s got a chunky butt.

  35. WTF?

    Thanks Cuntyface for letting us know when you can ACTUALLY see ass.

    Hot little ass…but it does look like two boys making out.

  36. leewhee

    Haven’t been this turned on since the tent scene in Brokeback Mountain.

  37. havoc

    I didn’t have 8:00 minutes to wait for it to show up.

    Is there at least a shot of the ole chocolate starfish?

    Natalie’s balloon knot?

    Anything resembling an O-ring?

    .

  38. robbyrob

    not a bad ass i might say!! and yea ass shot is about 8:20 into it

    http://www.spymac.com/details/?2267979

  39. veggi

    The “how many minutes til’ ass shot” talk makes me think of the movie “knocked up” and that makes me happy. Cause it’s funny as shit!

    That’s all.

  40. WTF?

    #37 – Havoc:

    Click & drag baby, Click & drag…

  41. leatherdaddy

    weak.!!

  42. Rob

    google video link is down. here’s another:
    http://www.madwell.com/flash/hotel.htm

  43. RIM/JOB/GIVER!

    LOVE her sweet ass absolutely FLAWLESS! Glad not all American girls are PIGS er I ,mean,”real women”!

    I WANNA RIB NAT’S SWEET BUTTHOLE!

  44. something for pedos indeed. she is a ***. tell her you are a billionaire and she’ll give you a blow job. boring.

  45. Joe T.

    If you just want to see her ass someone put that scene on youtube:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

  46. bosendorfer

    so…the 5’6″ “tough guy,” nephew of coppola makes “art” with the israel-born, long island-raised, paranoid and pretentious doctor’s daughter — the effective culmination of which is…a few seconds of her ass. great. (it is a nice ass, really, just a pointless vainglorious exercise delivered under the guise of edgy, hip, art.)

    hollywood, we know where you live.

  47. SuckMeBeautiful

    She’s hot. All of you people calling that a “boy’s figure” are just used to see fat people who don’t work out or fake tits. This is what a woman looks like who doesn’t let herself go.

  48. copyguy

    Except for Natalie Portman, that is the most boring thing I’ve ever watched. Wes Anderson is incredibly overrated.

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